Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

Maybe next year I should just focus on Ariana Grande lol

Patch notes say MK World has audio options now It's the funniest thing in the world because the only option is to make it loud

GameFreak didn't have abilities in Legends Arceus but they still made sure to code in Slow Start for Regigigas to make sure it's turbo ass even on a game with no PVP purely for the love of the game. Gotta respect the commitment to the bit tbh

"alleged"? they were literally labeled by Amazon as AI dubs lol

Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

OK, who narced?

You lost?

Full circle

"Hey Kev it's me, Marty. I got this new picture I want you to star in! It's about a piece of shit rapist who lives in hotels so technically isn't homeless at all. It's a documentary. You in?"

Love this. "He has no idea what he's even looking at. [long pause] With the kickoff rule." Like he wanted to just leave it there but realized he'd better not put himself in the crosshairs any futher.

why do they keep putting spongebob in racing games when one of his defining character traits is his inability to drive

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

🤨 raised-eyebrow + 😒 unamused + 🚬 cigarette =

Truly the endgame of gacha, paying with your actual blood (/s)

people are focusing on the scary part ("AI-generated") but why, why on Earth, would I want content "from users"

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

If you're a TV reporter covering a shooting or stabbing at the Pine View Motel across the street, we'll throw you $50 to stand so our sign is in the shot.

People say anime is weird and then

Why is the gamer bed not a single?

Here's my thing. I can machine translate by myself frequently with the same service they use. Why would I pay for someone else to do that for me?

Thursday, 4:01pm "Still there." "Yep." "Looks blue." "It certainly does." "Wet too." "Totally." "See you next week?" “Count on it."

me gettin that 20 piece nugs

This stupid-ass tweet has been floating through multiple platforms and I'm begging people to think for half a second. To be clear: Two Grammy categories that didn't exist before now aren't "black dominated" or "white dominated" just because some Twitter account you've never heard of said they were

Apparently I only follow The Beaches

man come on

been crying at this for the past hour

I like how the majority of the replies are complaining they misspelled "JC Penney"

It's so sad how kids these days are gravitating towards random humor, unlike my generation, which appreciated refined comedy like the concept of cats wanting a cheeseburger.

I recently rewatched the documentary "Indie Game: The Movie" for an upcoming Triple Click bonus episode (don't miss it!) and it portrays Fez as a game in never-ending development hell, with fans wondering if it'd ever come out, because it had been in production for... 3 years. How quaint!

The damage to the credibility of Wikipedia that HS teachers in America caused, should be studied.

It's always nice seeing a company credit the artists

I am constantly playing games. I think the only games I played this year I would call comfy are the original 4 Kirby games? I keep seeing people complaining about this but I really don't feel like there's any more coming out now than any other time I have been gaming.

Please kill me

Pokémon Fans can’t distinguish between Rouge and Rogue but they’ll tell you how to pronounce Rayquaza

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

I… don’t think that’s what it’s called, but thanks for the input.

SCOOP: For the last two years, Microsoft has pushed Xbox to hit profit margins of 30%, an ambitious target that's far higher than the industry average. This chase for profit has led Xbox to raise prices, cut thousands of jobs, and rethink everything. Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Bluesky still never beating the allegations.