Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper evaluating coffee. It’s damn good.

{2yo hitting me} Kelsey: we don’t hit people in our family Me: yeah, the only thing we hit in our house are baseballs 2yo: no, baseballs are NOT for hitting! Me: who are you, the Boston Red Sox in the playoffs? Anyways ~42 days til the pitchers and catchers report

Oh no I’m Ezra Klein 😳

Watched the second episode of Pluribus today. I can just tell it’s going to break my brain in the coolest ways (complimentary)

Still in shock that the quick lunch I had last week in the taproom that I’ve been to countless times over the last decade (before I even lived here!) was my last one there ever

Rounding out the year with a new mantra "You don't owe the future version of yourself exhaustion." Self care isn't selfish. #selfCare

They had this policy at a motel we stayed at a few years ago in Santa Fe too. It had a no locals sign but @atherton.bsky.social were attending a late night event at Meow Wolf. We had already booked the hotel so we asked if ABQ was too local and they looked at me funny 😢 I’ll never stay there again

I almost never buy things on Facebook marketplace but I love scrolling occasionally because it tries to guess what I like so I’ll get marching baritones, train sets, vintage sewing machines, and actual buses.

I have since been informed that "what's mine is yours" excludes the trombone

I literally got my trombone out of storage and made @atherton.bsky.social film me to make fun of him for this one

Why do people get mad at you for your good takes when they could get mad at you for this?

If you’ve ever been curious about how it would sound and feel to have someone sneeze directly into your ear, toddler parenting is for you

Merriam Christmas

Tonight is the night for niche Albuquerque / Santa Fe beef

OpenAI partnered with NORAD Santa Tracker this year to ensure that no corner of American government or childhood tradition is free from the Sacred Slop Funnel: openai.com/index/norad-...

Merry Christmas to all you cool cats. Xxx

Okay so my phone knows enough about Christmas that it suggests I cancel my morning alarm but not enough to forgo suggesting that I, a mother of two trying to make Christmas magic happen, go to bed at the normal hour?

Happy holidays! Pigeons make milk, and I hope this fact fills you with joy and concern during this festive time of year

[Twin Peaks' James Hurley changing a diaper] 🎵 just poo / and pee 🎵

Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974

this is idiotic public transit should be free and accessible to all who want to use it

Spanish is effectively the second language of the United States and has been since whatever point in the 19th C. when the number of Spanish speakers we'd annexed surpassed the number of French speakers we'd annexed. About 1 in 5 can speak it and a large chunk more have some rudimentary familiarity.

I passed calculus I with a high B in the end 🎉 is there anything you were grateful/wish you prepped for leading into Calc II?

23 years ago, Medina responded to a call that a troubled 14-year-old had taken refuge in a church with what turned out to be a BB gun. He shot the teen, ultimately fatally, and got to have 23 more years of a career afterwards. The kid would have been 37 this year, and ABQ has nonviolent response now

A new low for the NIMBYs of Albuquerque

The bar I went to this afternoon had all princess bride themed cocktails and oddly appropriate

Who called it the last day of math class and not “sine die”?

😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EARLY AFTERNOON! 1 CAT & 6 KITTENS IN THE TREE! WELL DONE!😻😻😻

"there's a new serif in town"

Sending each other funny memes next to a sleeping baby is called laugh roulette

I hate seeing him run but I love watching Darren White lose elections

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

Today is Election Day for Albuquerque’s runoff election. Your voice matters in shaping our city’s future. Polls are open until 7 p.m. Make your voice heard.

Hey #burqueskies #nmpol if you forgot to vote for @mayorkeller.bsky.social’s re-election you can probably get to a polling place by 7 pm, they’re all over, and then if you get in line by 7, stay in line

I never thought I’d develop a LaTeX fetish but I’m actually enjoying this soft…ware

Busy political week includes: The mayoral elections in Miami and Albuquerque The deadline for organizers submitting signatures to block the GOP’s Missouri gerrymander The moment of truth for Indiana Senate Republicans

The only good city truck is a kei truck.

The only good city truck is a kei truck.

man it is way too early in the morning to read sentences like this tucson.com/news/local/s...

I just put my phone down for a second and heard a strange voice say, "let's see if you can make sacrifices!"... Reader, it was a Duolingo chess lesson that opened itself on my phone!! 😱🙀

My not-even-1yo just tried dipping her pacifier in my coffee and putting it back in her mouth 😭 thankfully I was drinking out of a travel mug so she might’ve gotten barely a drop at most but what a creative innovation, mama so proud

they can afford that beachfront home as a clock factory worker and a handy tiger

It’s the Land of Make Believe because there’s reliable public transit, a benevolent monarch, and a community of children raised together in a walkable environment

Update: @atherton.bsky.social listened to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald so much over the last two months that 2yo calls it “The November song” and 1yo calms down immediately when she hears it

A 21st century horror story: you wake up to all of your apps dancing. You’ve been rearranging them in your sleep. Something on your homescreen is missing. You don’t know what.

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "baby" (35×) 2. "keller" (26×) 3. "says" (23×) 4. "albuquerque" (19×) 5. "uballez" (19×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trump’s white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why America’s identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.

this song is either very horny or very Christian or both youtu.be/6t96B5bD_8g