"We’re hearing concerns about ICE accessing and abusing this data. To that we say: Why are you making this political? It’s about DOGS. Dogs don’t vote."

"A wide variety of topics can be explored in Books, For Men™, including military history, corporate scandals, business strategy, and the scandalous corporate history of the military strategy business."

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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

Cruel Angel's Penis

Hey everyone, We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history. Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!

"Are you a good helper? Would you like to help check which Fascist Busytown families are following the rules? Start with your neighbors and escalate quickly, so that Sam and Dudley’s detective agency and the courts will have trouble keeping up."

I can't stop thinking about how after years of the narrative being how they do all this fascism for their little blonde procreating white women, they'll happily murder one and then justify it because she had pronouns in her bio and therefore was a traitor to the racist white supremacist cause

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia https://theonion.com/trump-urges-supporters-to-move-on-from-societal-disdain-for-pedophilia/

shit. lets be santa

Not a historian but like to research. The AI might summarize what I'm looking for, but it doesn't find what I'm *not* looking for. The book on the shelf next to the one I wanted. The insight in chapter 6 based on the quote I needed from chapter 4.

Essential dungeon crawl monsters: 1. Big and dumb 2. Small but there's lots 3. Tentacles don't go there 4. Evil horse 5. Fun facts about mushrooms 6. Eye 7. Punchable child 8. Dude that looks like another dude 9. Hostile architecture 10. Capitalism allegory 11. Uncomfortable implications 12. Steve

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

pro choice because not every pause needs to be pregnant

It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.

Special agent Dana Scully ✨

Majored in anthropology, did 2 yrs of masters in forensic anthropology but dept conflict led to not receiving degree, trained in PeopleSoft, worked for IBM in SAP, got homesick, worked for municipal finance guy, not my thing, started editing business, 5 yrs later not making enough so law school now

[getting drinks with captain hook] Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee

Of course, there is something to be said for Miss Piggy’s Rules for Life. Good Night!

One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.

🌐 #art

I hope openai gets sued into oblivion, and when they get to oblivion, the void lords banish them to the shadow realm, and then when they get to the shadow realm, they get annihilated by a blue eyes white dragon

COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.

And you may ask yourself, “well how did I get here?”

the top 5 crisis gotta be- 1. existential 2. mid-life 3. cuban missile 4. 2008 financial 5. dino

This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats. Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives. You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.

Gillian Anderson

I can't unseen it now. @xfiles720pcinema.bsky.social 😂

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

The real choice Democrats face is not between a continuing resolution that allows the government to function normally or a government shutdown. Under the Trump regime, the government is not functioning normally. It is already shutting down. Democrats must not legitimize Trump's coup.

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

Please check your Halloween candy carefully this year! Corporations are hiding useless AI features inside of the bars in an attempt to trick you to use them.

Pennsylvania has an important Supreme Court race coming up on Tuesday, November 4. If you live in the Keystone State, or know someone who does, vote YES to retain three justices who will protect your fundamental rights and freedoms.

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

the lion concerns himself with everything. the lion has generalized anxiety disorder

Very weird....

happy 2 year anniversary to the worst finale i've ever seen in my LIFE!!!!!!!!!

fanfiction is free, yes, but so are kudos and comments! life is an expensive, depressing slog sometimes; leave a little digital trinket in exchange for the word food people offer you.