They have a room dedicated to Royal Doulton figurines and don’t use their turn signals because “the clock is overwhelming”

This is correct because the Caribbean has a lot more Cayes than Islands.

It is communicate, move, shoot In that order and priority Anyone who seems to think it is shoot first is negligent and willfully endangering the lives of their command You don’t hear about 99.99% of special operations because only the first two were required If you hear about it, it went wrong

More motivated than half the bullpen

In which the Commander in Chief leadership chain finds out that speaking to career Generals is not the same as presenting to entry-level GIs And does not elicit the same response

CAUTION: This new smart, witty, seasonal lawn ornamentation from Costco is illegal in the City of Toronto without first attaining QL-A locates for all desired locations and proceeding through ECS review. With a complete submission on an expedited basis expect approval to proceed to permit in 2026

We need to fully fund mixed-use liminal third places

The same way you felt when these sticky little cheetos gremlins demanded your controller because “mom said it’s my turn”

There were some american tourists by Queens Park this morning trying to take pictures with two Canadian geese by the path. While everyone else was giving these birds a wide berth. Something to that.

"We calculate the aggregate economic cost of traffic noise at $110 billion nationwide. The economic burden is disproportionately borne by lower income and minority households, suggesting that the externality is regressive." www.nber.org/papers/w34298

I really hate how much of the internet is now hard-locked to PG-13. I’m not a child. I should be allowed to hear words that aren’t “unalived” or “seggs”. I should be able to discuss and research adult topics with the AI tools I pay for so I can write the New Adult books I specialize in

It’s even better if you overlay Yakety Sax

From today’s Star: “Driving is something … that kills a lot of people,” she said. “People just need to treat it more seriously than they do.” Dismissals: Between April 2024 and March 2025, that number had ballooned to 165,973, about 20 per cent of all the charges. archive.ph/rNoD1

I disagree. The only reason I’m not visiting The United States of America is because I wasn’t aware of its existence. Please spend lots of ad money on awareness ads so that we are more aware. Do a full game buy out of VISIT BEAUTIFUL OHIO ads too please.

What Co-Pilot does: Places an inaccurate summary of my document at the top of my document What Co-pilot doesn’t: Stop an OOO from triggering if I acknowledge in the email the recipient is OOO AI has focused on all the unnecessary things.

I don’t want to be rude but from a NatSec perspective this is quite possibly the dumbest thing you could do. In fact it is so stupid there is protocol forbidding it. Instead they announce it. This all from the “currently clean on OpSec” guy.

When you uber to work and your colleague shows up drenched, having cycled. Getting out-fietstered over here :(

They should put Automated Speed cameras on Bay St so at least the people who street race down it EVERY NIGHT can double check their top speed.

That’s quite literally how COI works… The PERCEPTION or APPEARANCE of impropriety, true or not, is just as important Only the paranoid and distrustful would check ball deflation…

Walking downtown is a vibe. Multiple times now street-engaged folks have been playing absolute bangers on their JBLs. We’ve shazamed a few Here’s one: www.shazam.com/track/681154...

Me, struggling to make conversation with a Winnipegger: “Portage and Main right?” Literally any Winnipegger: *shocked Pikachu* followed by 5min rant about traffic or walking anywhere downtown

I don’t have one. I have a Top 9 Listicle of my most millennial complaints.

They didn’t Rapture the cars, but apparently e-bikes at bike share stations near me were the most blessed of souls.

Could we get early snow this year please?

Hello BSky! (And paging @lesleynope.bsky.social ) I have 2 tickets in the 500s for tomorrow I use them to do Outfield District stuff, which is far more fun than the seats themselves And I'm too busy with wedding stuff, soooooooo Would someone like our tickets? Transfer via TicketMaster

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant which is why I bike places and dissociate to a potent cocktail of Blink-182 and Google Maps.

We are approximately here on the Malthusian scale

So do you buy KVUE puts or calls. I have no idea how to play this.

Why is every Google Maps Bike Route the most Final Destination coded wayfinding? Quite literally there will be both a faster and safer route but it’s like “Do you want to do Mount Pleasant to Jarvis and then go on the Gardiner? Let me know bestie!”

Certain clues a seemingly normal account will behave like this: In Bio: “Christ is King” (There’s no hate like Christian love) “It is better to be kind than nice” (Justifies cruelty) In responses: “Enough is enough” (Can’t bear change) “Its common sense” (Conflates ignorance with logic)

Even Lin Manuel Miranda’s name has the cadence of one of his songs.

Opened for this delightful trio

What an icon to see live

It is weird for the President to post almost your exact entry and exit position I bought $INTC at $19.28 a little while ago (6 months?) and exited yesterday at $30.64

Lady Gaga had the best response on this, “so what if I am, would that be so bad?”

Someone is campaigning…

Ever looked at a charity’s finances? Ever read their financial disclosures or annual report? What do you see? A hodgepodge of restricted funding, grants, subsidies, waivers, and loans in service of a mandate that by definition guarantees the organization would otherwise be operating at a loss /1

Pretend it is a city

Big if true!

$3.25m / unit seems really high? Maybe I’m not a numbers person www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

AI sucks at a lot of things. What it is REALLY good at is finding answers in PDFs and summarizing them. Like Staff Reports or new laws.

“You see… delivery is free, but there’s an 11% markup” Oh ok. Doesn’t seem underhanded at all

Kind of weird there’s a cop positioned 24/7 guarding the statue at Queens Park for years but simply nothing can be done for a Parkside Drive speeding camera….

e-bikes are required by law to be speed limited to 30km/hr, 10km/hr BELOW the prevailing speed limited in Toronto

I love how Bluesky advertises the bookmarking feature with an @jcsalterego.bsky.social post… Content I will never bookmark Why? I love the serendipity of encountering a Jerry post in the wild. It’s like Pokémon RNG That to me is the real Blue Sky.

Opportunities to take it further. Read: Heart of Darkness against its refutation Things Fall Apart 100 Years of Solitude The In-Between World of Vikram Lall Midnight's Children Teaching children to be compassionate starts with ensuring they're well read to an extreme breadth

Not enough people read Borges.

The Governor of Illinois posting a KYR is such a damning picture of where the states is as a country