Looking forward to the long-awaited movie adaptation of Mallard Fillmore.

So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills, my classified dossier…tapping the phones like yeah, shredding the files like yeah

Ancient DNA? This is happening right now

The number of different ways people will misread a certain prominent times columnist to get performatively mad is really astounding. Just block him geez

You can tickle the penguins And get them to laugh You can just sing a song To amuse the giraffes Just a little soft-shoe Will delight the woodchucks But try as you might You can’t

gdi

Wow

social democracy in the United States exists in one state and that state is the occupied Kingdom of Hawaiʻi

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

It's a shame he has to pwotect the NYPD's feefees but "don't bother the tender little police officers, I on the other hand can take it" is a neat little trick

Macadamia is the scholarly analysis of Rachel McAdams' filmography.

The Kobayashi Maru Training Exercise for people with "In This House We Believe" signs in their yard.

“Spiderland” was a good name for that Slint album. That shit sounds like SPIDERLAND

Mangos were so ubiquitous in the Honolulu neighborhood I grew up in people couldn't harvest them as fast as they grew. They would just fall and get run over by cars and rot. They do blow up in cool ways when you roll them down a hill though.

It's hard to understand now the impact this song had on buckethat sales when it was released in the UK. Vivid memories of looking down from the mezzanine at Loony Toons in Camden onto a sea of close-shaven dudes in buckethats who'd made that their whole vibe. Thinking it would last them for years.

I think the winter olympics should continue until my mental health is better.

AI art is specifically the Sex Pistols in that a rich pervert astroturfed it to take people's money

What’s your favorite song about Istanbul and its deadname

Wacky comedy group The Slipnutz open for Slipknot at the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey (2005)

a cheese board is a lot like a wedding. it needs something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.

We're finally going to mint the trillion dollar coin but it isn't being deposited to clear the debt ceiling.

I tend not to be mad at movies but disappointed. That being said it's probably Chasing Amy.

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We're horseposting post your horses. *whinnying noises*

"Is Merzbow haram" could possibly be the most Birmingham question ever asked

My friends' kid says my name with the exact tone and intensity that both of her parents do and it's funny but also kind of unnerving.

The benefits of my morning Daily Affirmation are getting blocked by the Daily Inquisition that goes on rest of the day.

I once read a short story where magic is a finite resource, and after it gets used up all the flying castles crash to the ground and immortal wizards shrivel into dust because spells don’t work anymore, and that’s the vibe I get now when I buy kettle corn at the supermarket

finally, though Sting's sunglasses make exact eyeline difficult to trace, attempts to recreate his pose in the lab left reaserchers relatively confident in the assumption that Sting was looking at one of the 4 cartoons on page 50 when photographed. Which one do you think he's smiling at?

All maxxed up with nowhere to mog.

Even if an LLM has good knowledge of your preferences, it still doesn’t fully replace personal autonomy over decision making unless you actively hand over your decision making to it

At the indie arcade game bar and 45 gecs are playing.

They Live 2: The Picture of Dorian Gray 2

Aquarius, or the Water-bearer, pours out his whole deluge and drowns us

"Get that puss off your face! You're not walking around this house with a puss on your face! The Dow is over 50,000! What's wrong with you? You're like a crazy person! The Dow is over 50,000 and you've got a puss on your face!"

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Big guitar rock with female vocals seems to be coming in hot to New Colossus Fest next month. I'm calling this The Rehearsal effect.

Your job—let’s say you are a teacher—might not go away because AI can do it better. It’s because your employer doesn’t think teaching matters and does think cost-effectiveness and “new” matters more than quality.

They should've given Martin Short some sort of special Oscar for just the facial expressions he makes in this scene. bsky.app/profile/benc...

does Cronenberg like baseball because I have a screenplay idea

more lunches should come with a side of broth

i am also going to miss opening day because of some ham i ate

Really enjoyed Amanda Kramer's BY DESIGN when I saw it at Sundance last year. Juliette Lewis body switches with a chair. No seriously. It's absurd, theatrical, esoteric and sturdy...like a chair. Hits theaters Friday. Def check it out. My review here: www.rendyreviews.com/movie-review...

the new Mandy, Indiana album is a stunner god they're so cool

Send Help (2026) Misery on an island but the famous crash survivor is Ben Shapiro

It sucks that reactionary shitheads are distributed coursely throughout the world instead of all being concentrated into just one or two countr- fuck that's going to be us isn't it

Need one more movie to complete By Design and A Useful Ghost's "woman becomes a household object" trend piece