Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning. This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo flees New York.

LMAO he's trying to be Mamdani!

My usual Waffle House order was 50 cents less than usual. Thank you New York mayor for fixing the global economy overnight

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck

He went back on a deal he announced YESTERDAY. Dems if you reopen the government this is entirely your fault.

I'm gonna allow myself three (3) minutes to lib the entire fuck out about this, because these specific races took SO MUCH hand-to-hand work, and people talking to their families about wonky shit, and the entire goddamn deck was stacked against it ever working, and WHOOPS

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century. nyti.ms/47O4mT0

We all need to do our part.

Damn, even the cat voting?

A lot of the people you see arguing against food assistance are actually on food assistance. They work at Walmart or a convenience store and think they are deserving, but others are not. This is projection and the way that the 1% keep poor people pitted against poor people so they don’t look up.

Woke up today to the news

One of my favorite reads of the last couple years, and I’m getting ready to listen to the audio version now.

How do you politely say “dude, take your chicks dick out of your throat…”

Sports aka the memes that write themselves !

This is an unprecedented historical moment that demands an unprecedented public response. I’m incredibly thankful for the solidarity shown by elected officials, public figures, constituents, and others over the past few days.

Thank you to everyone who’s supported us. And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:

We should have punished the Confederates.

gotta get him on this app, man

These are the things that keep giving hope to others. So many thanks to these guys !!

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Graham Platner and Anthony Oliver have teamed up to write a new hit song about how the Democratic Party has ruined their lives

I’LL BE THERE JUST LIKE I WAS THERE DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW MIXED WITH THE WATER OUT A AC DELCO BATTERY WHEN THE PAVILION WAS STILL THERE BROTHER

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

Outbreak Bros, we are so back.

if the cowboys don’t let aubrey attempt a 75-yarder today, what are we even doing here?

Wake up! It’s another BILL BELICHICK GAME DAY

This is a U.S. citizen being brutally abducted by ICE while his mom pleads for them to stop and the videographer cries for help. The Chicago police do nothing to stop it. They will come for everyone, and they’re not even hiding that anymore. If you are not organizing and resisting yet, get started.

‘The essence of being a leftist is being dismissed as unserious for being correct too early.’

in this wonderland of the community app being called Discord and work app being called Slack, I am hereby honored to announce my new cooking app called Toilet, investors welcome

People from the internet going to Waffle House for the first time and getting Paris syndrome as they realize nobody actually has any interest in fighting at all

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

Sad news: it’s our last notary party. But here’s the great news: that’s because we’ve hit our signature goal! Thank you so much for helping us achieve this. Can’t wait to be on the ballot :)

Meiselas: California Gov. Gavin Newsom just announced he’s deploying the National Guard — to help Californians hurt by Trump’s government shutdown. While Trump uses the Guard to attack Americans, Newsom is sending them to deliver food and support families in need.

This is a big deal… my congressman has been in DC for 24 years and hasn’t held a Townhall since 2012. His rural constituents are standing up.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

Here is a piece I wrote for the Kansas City Star. I’d love for you to read it and share it. www.kansascity.com/opinion/read...

Next KILLERANTZ show is 11/22 in Asheville. Skip the primetime games, come to the show, and then listen to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark on your way home to catch up. You’re welcome, now you don’t have to do any plans, I made them for you. Oh it’s only $5 too.

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Me and my girl seeing the diarrhea plane coming. (She loves diarrhea)

Me and my beautiful lady who always goes all out to help me do the things that fill my cup. Yesterday my city (Omaha NE) made me shed some good tears from just being so damn proud of the turnout and the vibes of peace and protest.

Boiler the fuck up

Looks like somebody decided it was time to find the money for Mike Norvell’s buyout no matter what

Well that was energizing, activating, and soul-restoring.

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.