we’re everywhere

hey…can we get these creeps out of public office?

this is unacceptable

look…stephen colbert did not deserve that just because he got to kiss andrew garfield before i did youtu.be/Z9YHHQc26uk?...

Okay they’re starting to go for it.

really cool for a country literally built for cars

TW: suicide . . . so to be clear, the lawsuit challenging a trans bathroom ban ended because one student ended their own life and another dropped out of school and the Idaho AG hailed it as a victory of protecting youth.

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something.

On the tube

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

The Hamburgler promises he’s not stealing your hamburger.

Murderer says taking murderers’ knives away won’t help the average victim

cc: @govpritzker.illinois.gov—let’s make Illinois next!

In just over 20 years this has gone from scifi narrative to open national policy.

Seen in Lincoln Square

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

Everybody here

well he’s correct because doubling zero still equals zero

they want you to believe this is the future of our dreams

"let me put on that one Sombr song i know and like,” she said to herself. it’s like 7 songs later and apparently i know and like A LOT of Sombr’s discography

The thing that irks my soul about folks that work in tech from top to bottom, is that there is so little self-reflection.

Chicago baby!!!!

NEW: Tiny footprints. A blue blanket. The autopsy reports of babies who died after not receiving a vitamin K shot at birth included heartbreaking details about how small the babies were — and what items they had with them when they died.

if people are this upset about the cast of The Odyssey, just wait until they find out about the time Disney cast a bunch of lions in Hamlet

Any day is a good day to beat the damn Cubs. White Sox win the game and the series.

i had just stepped away to go to the bathroom 😭

Alt text for images is available on this platform and you can set it up via settings to remind you to ensure they are added

Unifying Chicagoans everywhere

i’m about to save so much money you guys

when one pandemic ends (heated rivalry) another one always starts (off-campus) 🩷

True

The Wall Street Journal's deputy op-ed editor:

i 1000% support this

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

Feels like next time we should not let the 500 worst people in the country be in charge of everyone else

me to every person who tries the “but what about population decline” argument;

i’m not being facetious or derogatory when i say sports are objectively one of the gayest things ever

It's not just shame on Hollywood, but shame on the world that allows this to happen!

I know Bluesky is the backwater lib bubble that will never matter in a million years or whatever but it's funny to note that the Washington Post has its Walgreens Bari Weiss podcast over here farming rage views because their engagement on YouTube is so bad

Probably fine

I am so sorry, ma’am, but we lost your son. Surgery was going fine but we decided to let RFK Jr. futz around a little on his insides with a robot. He was eating squash at the time.

Watercolor from the great @artologica.net.

+not just rather—i want to pay taxes towards a public system that feeds, houses, educates, and ensures healthcare to everyone in this country. i grew up hearing too often how “America is the greatest country in the world” to have us this unwilling to make that the reality

is this, objectively, a bad thing to do—of course is the way she responded also very funny—yep

never thought i’d be pro-TMZ rolling out every last trick in their book to expose the grifters and wannabe cultural icons as the sad pathetic sacks they actually are, but—

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue