Because...reasons...and goalies.

A powerplay goal, a penalty shot goal, and a shorthanded goal all walk into a bar. They ask, "Where is the even strength goal?" Anyway, Canes lead 3-2. #RaiseUp

What is a penalty shot for the Carolina Hurricanes? What is a penalty shot goal for the Carolina Hurricanes? Canes lead 2-1. Better a penalty shot than a powerplay. #RaiseUp

I see you Jarvis. Maybe on the powerplay? Game tied at 1. #RaiseUp

This powerplay needs Ghostisbehere back ASAP. I mean like yesterday. #RaiseUp

I want the Canes to surprise us by scoring 4-on-4. #RaiseUp

Anyway, can we still finish the game with angry, screaming Steve Dangle? #RaiseUp

Chuck Norris didn't die, he just had to give a piece of his mind to the Grim Reaper.

I didn't have Duke being down 11 at the half to Sienna in the 1st round of the NCAA Tournament. There is a reason why I stopped filling out a bracket years ago.

A tale as old as time.

OK Canes, don't disappoint Tripp's mom and sister with a loss tonight. #RaiseUp

We all like short handed goals by the Canes right. Martinook gets this party off on the right foot. Canes lead 1-0. #RaiseUp

At the end of the day, I just want the Canes to win tonight and Sunday against Pittsburgh. #RaiseUp

I guess this is an Andrei Svechnikov score post. Keep it going. #RaiseUp

The Canes won't get shutout tonight. The Canes won't get shutout tonight. The Canes won't get shutout tonight. Keep it going. #RaiseUp

Maybe stop taking penalties? No penalties means no goals right? #RaiseUp

I wonder what type of children ID's have?

Happy Stone Cold 3:16 Day to all that celebrate.

How many goal horns from Rod in his post game talk? #RaiseUp

Canes win 4-2. That was a fun win. #RaiseUp

Can we start to breathe again after that empty netter? #RaiseUp

It's Marty Party time! Canes lead 3-2 in the 3rd! #RaiseUp

Win the 3rd period, win the game. #RaiseUp

Well, there is the evaporated multi goal lead. #RaiseUp

What a find by Svech off the rebound by Aho. Aho puts it away. Canes lead 2-0. #RaiseUp

Oh no, Canes on the powerplay. What hot steaming pile of crap will we get? #RaiseUp

Canes score on the delayed penalty. No penalty means no terrible powerplay. Canes lead 1-0. #RaiseUp

It's nice to get a powerplay halfway through the game. Do you know what would be better? Scoring on one of these empty net chances. #RaiseUp

Canes lead 1-0 after 1 period. Could have easily been up by 3 or 4. #RaiseUp

That was a pretty goal by Jankowski. 1-0 Canes. #RaiseUp

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I am going to tonight's Hurricanes games against the St. Louis Blues. My aunt and uncle are coming with since they are from St. Louis. I would like to meet some of the Canes fans that I interact with on this app if any of you are going to the game also. #RaiseUp

I hate the shootout, but the Canes still win 5-4. I will see everyone at the game on Thursday against St. Louis. #RaiseUp

This game shouldn't be going into OT. #RaiseUp

Maybe the Pens should stop going two men down against the Canes? #RaiseUp

Canes scores with 1 second left on the 5-3 powerplay. Good work for Nikishin breaking his stick then getting the goal. #RaiseUp

Jarvis gives the Canes the lead! What did RB'A say in the intermission? Two quick goals by the Canes. #RaiseUp

Jankowski gets the goal off a rebound from his own shot. 2-2 tie. #RaiseUp

Anderson nearly went full PK on us. #RaiseUp

An average period for the Canes. Hopefully, Ehlers is going to be fine. #RaiseUp

Stanky Leg time! 1-0 Canes. #RaiseUp

It's just over 2 hours until tge NHL trade deadline and why haven't the Canes done anything? I want to speak a trade into existence. #RaiseUp

I know that the Canes "like their team," but can we do something today.

Hey, Canes win, I will take it. #RaiseUp

Throw out the hats for Ehlers. Weird looking goal though. #RaiseUp

Why don't we stop blowing multi goal leads? #RaiseUp

Stop taking penalties, damn it! #RaiseUp

Rod should have the same intermission talk in the 2nd period. I write this as Ehlers scores for the 4th goal of the period. #RaiseUp

Regroup in the intermission and come back better. #RaiseUp

Look at that shot on goal total against goal total. The Carolina Hurricanes are so back. #RaiseUp