Someone text me if: -He literally shits himself -It Happens Otherwise none of this is newsworthy

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

This rules. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xYY78p/

This new season of Heated Rivalry is awful.

Happy "9am Slack Remind Me Tomorrow" alert to all who celebrate.

“It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler could I have made it?” said the Lord

The more I think about the DC press slagging AOC for a lack of FP depth while Donald Trump is President, twice, is making me angry enough to explode. The fuck is wrong with the journalists that they're like this

I lasted exactly 1 day in roofing at 16. It was hard and terrifying.

Heard someone refer to a (large) datacenter as an "ohio-class datacenter" and now I only want to hear datacenter sizes referred to by reference to submarine classes

It is almost her birthday 🤔

The comments. My lord. The Venn Diagram of people who say "a woman can't be President" and say "Gavin Newsom 2028" is a circle AOC 2028

In 6th grade I would ride my bike a few miles on a very dangerous highway to go play this at Toys-R-Us for hours.

Looks like someone found my Diaryland blog from when I was 17

I introduced my wife to My Cousin Vinny last night and I feel like I've done a service to the universe.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

an athlon for trucks??

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Happy International Clash Day to all who celebrate 🤘 www.kexp.org/read/2026/2/...

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

ON THE UNAUTHORIZED ESCAPE OF PREVIOUSLY CAPTIVITY-BOUND CANINES Baha Man et al

Happy Groundhog Day to all who celebrate.

In most of the world you'd assume this is a carjacking.

Every one of these people should immediately make these Tinder profile pics

Thoughts and prayers for my little electric heat pump in single digit weather

The core failure of "both sides"-ism

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

I need a coax cable for the first time in 3-5 years and I can't find one. THIS IS WHY WE DON'T THROW AWAY CABLES SUSAN

Shitty newspapers, shitty editors, shitty publishers, shitty values.

Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…

Man Donates  Body To   Culinary    Science https://theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-culinary-science/

How to spend time in the lodge when your kid is in ski class.

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

I need the Brazilian steakhouse green/red rock but for diner coffee.

Finished Stranger Things. It was great, I loved it.

Slimer vibes

!!!!!

"Amanda reported on tactical fashion. It is harder to pull your hair if it is in a neat mom bun. Light layers keep you prepared to flee. She’ll find out where the soccer coaches get their whistles."

Which side are you on? youtu.be/9XEnTxlBuGo

Me walking on the treadmill today because I'm still beat up from my last workout a few days ago.