I'm so midwest I can't stop saying "yes please" when my coding agent asks me something

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

A corollary is that shitty middle management leads to the worst performing groups. Shit hiring, shit retention and shit outcomes.

Today I cut through a 6" poison ivy vine, AMA (in 1-2 weeks when I find out if I'm covered in poison ivy)

Really gotta emphasize this: the targets & requirements in the Clean Power Plan were *so* modest, *so* conservative, *so* unambitious that *the power sector met them anyway, in the course of normal market operation*. The regs would have had basically no effect at all relative to the status quo.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

When you're 6'3", you and short ladies at the grocery store have an unspoken understanding. It's the social contract.

Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/

Last month in The Onion:

Who Died And Made The Pope The Boss Of The Catholic Church, Anyway?

What a king 👑

It took me 20 pages to realize I'm not nearly smart enough to read Ulysses.

Pour one out for my airplane/airport mates the next 24 hours. Spent the morning sweating to death looking at giant tortoises.

Today was more turtles, sharks, sea lions, hundreds of fish, rays and sea stars. Galapagos is 12/10.

Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube

It's always been for entertainment. The rule is, if you can put your genitals into it (or the other way round), it's for entertainment.

I was snorkeling with sea turtles and penguins out there today. It was dope.

IMPORTANT ARTEMIS II HOT SAUCE UPDATE Thanks to Carlie Kollath Wells’ reporting out of Axios New Orleans (which I confirmed via email since there are two versions of the article out) …. WE HAVE OUR LIST. It’s these 4 pictured, plus Heinz Hot Taco Sauce! www.axios.com/local/new-or...

Making friends 🦭🏖️🇪🇨

Where the toilets flush in both directions at the same time.

Swinging at the top of the world.

Oh, it’s out. Haven’t read it yet but Ronan is a fantastic reporter.

Crescent Earth as viewed by the Artemis II crew yesterday (April 4th). flic.kr/p/2s5Z9yc

Arrived in Quito, Ecuador. Psyched for the altitude sickness to hit

"By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism."

The failure of mainstream journalism will be a cornerstone to the history of this era.

New Downfall dropped xcancel.com/i/status/203...

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/

Pam Bondi has learned her lesson. by Susan Collins

The best tweet of all time, hands down.

I think about this one way too much

everyone knows this is the funniest tweet

make sure to abolish the senate, set age limits on every office, and make it korean-levels of easy to put the president in jail. statehood for dc and puerto rico, and revert wyoming to a territory.

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

reminder we’re gonna blow up some cables tomorrow evening at 6pm pacific

In keeping with his tradition and to help the community, I have mirrored and expanded the site with significantly more platforms and chipsets. port-buffers.forwardingplane.net #neteng #networkengineering

Made me think of @kenwhite.bsky.social asking if anyone is feeding Giuliani

You know his password was something like 69tigolbitties or ka$h420

I stand for the flag and kneel before Zod

for those of you currently uncommitted to a professional baseball team, or one in the American League at least, you are hereby invited to become a fan of the one, true team: yours and my Boston Red Sox. and if you can't manage that, no worries: we'll be content if you just root against the Yankees.

not now but someday, MLB stadium food is how I want to die

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Dad is right and he was right to say it, he was right then and he’s right now (it’s me, I’m Dad)