"Dude we could totally bring back the woolly mammoth" "Omg imagine" "Maybe we shouldn't" "Unless..." "Omg stop you're so bad"

Reading a book while there's a storm battering the windows is truly life's greatest pleasure

That fella Ronaldo… is a cod.

I didn't even know there was football on let alone FOOTBALL

Excited to announce the first book on my press. Plan Life Go, by Julie Fogarty, Sliver Editions, Spring 2026. An incredible debut memoir rooted in 1990s Dublin's explosive rave scene and devastating heroin epidemic. Design by Matt Lambert. More details here ⬇️ www.sliverpress.com/editions

I think one useful mantra in life is "I am a normal woman". For example, why would I spend €40k on a wedding, I am a normal woman. Why would I rent out a castle, I am a normal woman. What do I need botox for, I am a normal woman. I won't need to still look 30 when I'm 50, sure I'm a normal woman.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.

Everyone’s talking about the hypothetical contents of the Epstein files but no one is talking about the 2.5 hour long production of Phantom of the Opera using LEGOs on TikTok www.tiktok.com/@dorkynorkey...

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

why does epstein. type like. this?

I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...

Not to brag but I bought new pajamas and went to bed at 9:30pm

Just had a little cry about the President 🥲

It is completely normalised on social media (particularly short form video like tiktok / reels / shorts) for women and girls to say e.g. "sorry for how I look" or apologise for not wearing make up. And it's shocking to me that it took me this long to notice it.

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

This is my first world series is it always this CINEMATIC?

Just to reiterate:

Staying up for the season finale of baseball ⚾️

I was asked for ID recently (!) and didn't have any on me so I pointed to my greys and the young guy behind the counter just said "yeah fair enough" 😭

One thing I hate on Halloween is when you see threads about the scariest moments in movies and there's always one dude that says something like "Easy, it's the scene in La Nouvelle Champignons when Belle forgets her pocket book at the salon and can't complete her crossword"

Me leaving the house to socialise

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

I contend that the very worst thing you can do after finishing a book (especially one that you enjoyed) is to read reader's reviews of that book (especially on goodreads).

Yes Ireland has election security. We tie the pencils to the voting booth with string.

Difficult week for me as someone who is passionate about jewel heists but has never really been sure how to pronounce Louvre

Happy last Book of Dust novel day to all who celebrate ❤️

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Woke up at 3:30am wide awake so I just decided to start working. Now it's 7am and my body thinks it's lunch time. I might have fucked this.

I see the irish men are out keeping women and girls safe by throwing projectiles and setting fires to cars again. Cheers lads.

being in a sleeper cell sounds so relaxing

Whatever I didn't want to be invited to to jewel heist in Paris anyway

This was a very difficult watch, but what an important story being told by people who have everything to lose and are routinely losing everything to tell it. youtu.be/xRNND_uve8I?...

Permanent Assistant Professor in Sociology position available at the University of Limerick, Ireland. Full details available: my.corehr.com/pls/esbsheul... Closing date for applications is Thurs 30th Oct.

Shohei Ohtani I am free to hang out next week. If you would like to hang out I am free to hang out next week when I am free to hang out. Any time next week is when I'm free to hang out if you're free and would like to hang out.

Is there some box I can tick to let whoever runs all of my algorithms know that I would rather eat rocks than engage with any content made by or about Hasan Piker

Oh no - this is so sad. There was such life in the writing of Baek Se-hee which I am sure all who read her work will remember her by. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Izunyan, a fashionable cat-like fairy who enjoys changing clothes and eating mandarin oranges, is the mascot for Izumiya Shopping Center in Osaka.

I started following baseball this year and I can't believe how nice the vibe is. The Mariners (my team) lost last night and the reddit is all "come on guys, it's okay to be sad but remember the Etsy witch told us we gotta stay positive" 😭🔱

I weep.

I've started listening to local NPR stations to get news (about the US but also world events etc) and I gotta say its much more manageable and doesn't send me into a frenzy half as much as whatever I was doing before.

If her baby is in her placenta she has bigger problems my guy

whatever juice the internet once had has run dry. meme-SaaS. i am cringing out of my skin. we should all learn to code and get the fuck out of here. it's just ones and zeroes, how hard can it be to build our own internet.

RIP Alan Turing you would have loved decoding 'Wood' by Taylor Swift.

❤️ booksupstairs.ie

A few online orders or in-store book purchases would be a nice way to support Books Upstairs after this horrible attack. Who does this? To an independent book shop?

They are called writers

today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲

It no longer being dangerous to write negative Taylor Swift reviews is a recession indicator