Anybody else notice the guys who say it's "inevitable" Goodwife Putnam hang as a witch "so get used to it" are the same bros who only a few months ago were saying Sarah Browne the scullery maid hath spake bedeviling words in a tomcat's ear to make him walk on two legs in mockery of Christian man?

Leaked Avatar movie was *chef' kiss*

Anybody here like hot Ozzie ginger boys? I've been chatting with @daddysboy101.bsky.social for years. He's a sweetheart but also a naughty kinkster who likes to expose himself online. Reblog his sexy ass to make his dick twitch 😈

If I keep heading over to the Discover page, we're in serious danger of this becoming a doggo blog

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her (TT: millieandazula)

Me, professionally: "I'm sorry to hear that" Me, internally: "Eat my entire ass, fuckwad"

An iconic UK bookstore is offering visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter books for 25 pence. @thebookishtype.bsky.social, the trans-owned bookstore in Leeds running the promotion, will donate all proceeds to gender-affirming healthcare costs. Go support them!

'but harry potter was such a huge part of my childhood' reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.

a smile is the boner of the face

(during a threesome) I’m the funny one right?

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

IYKYK (but you might not know for a couple days)

@jommymommy.bsky.social Have a happy birthday or else!

Breed between the lines 😏🍑

Good morning!

Merry Christmas! 🔒🎄

口から花のビームを出します。がんぼるぞい。 translation: It shoots a flower beam from its mouth.

Stay tuned to @crshort81.bsky.social for the return of the Tiny Penis Santa Hat! 🎅 (the hat is tiny, the penis is not)

We have a new Orc dildo! Check out Hrar the deep! Available in XS/Smol/Regular/Lorge/XL. All our toys are now available in Ultra Soft -0020 body safe silicone and we have XS sizes for thwak and Grunk as well! Save 15% on customs and check out our amazing Blind Bag deals at 30%-60% off! orc.style

FIRST 20 Set Bundles will get a free Bag O'Uglies. Save $10 when you buy all four! Pose em, paint em and make them yours! Each one of these numbered and limited edition 1/150 minis comes with a bunch of cool accessories and DND statblocks accessible via an embedded NFC chip and QR code! Orc.style

Mitochondria is the power bottom of the cell

it’s friday somewhere, and at exactly stoned-thirty o’clock #fcf #fatcockfriday #princealbert #pierceddick #batorpig #freefoot #stachedaddy #pitpig

Yeah man, you're going to leave your insanely spacious residence perfectly located in the heart of the nation's greatest city where you've lived all your life because because a guy with a foreign-sounding name wants to raise your taxes by an insignificant amount. Everyone believes you.

Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed

Orcing around at a Halloween party with tusks by @orcstyle.bsky.social 🎃❤️

Fitness PSA

we’re all friends right?

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

👻 saw it first

doomscroll break

"Lemme see that Hobbussy"

Bought this shaving gel today. What do we think Ocean Extract is? Water? Salt? Fish poop??

Is #SoftCockSunday still a thing?

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

In which the robot apocalypse is not yet imminent

Let's see you at 21 (-ish)

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

yes, next question

Fuck this whole administration and anyone that has even a thread of support now or in the past for this political movement. You can't erase us our past. You won't erase us our present or future. Not in Orlando, not anywhere.

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

Four pics you're using to defend your face card ♦️ Bear face? What bear face??

happy thursday enjoy jinkx monsoon dragging jk rowling to the depths of hell and back