Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A. ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why. A judge has ordered his immediate release. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Biden had better fucking outlive Trump so Jake Tapper looks like even more of a colossal dumbass. He owes us that much.

The Supreme Court at this point has no more epistemic authority over constitutional interpretation than Area Man of Onion article fame

dem elected officials need to make it very clear that the next time we are in office, we will have a comprehensive investigation into and prosecution of every ICE agent who has carried out a wrongful arrest or otherwise violated constitutional rights

You can call me someone who drinks a pot of coffee every morning, but I think of myself as more of an

Like I know nobody asked for this, but: yes I would believe this man is 25.

Joe Malfa specifically using and citing @usltactics.com’s playoff odds projections. Sorta fun. Unlike this game.

The sound of being about to play EverQuest

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

This could be 980 in Oakland

I called the governor and I was polite, which surprised me.

An American President just declared war on the American people. That person should no longer be President. And Dems should now say so openly.

pete hegseth, who you will recall has been accused of domestic abuse and sexual assault, has announced a new policy by which you cannot file anonymous complaints of mistreatment. sex criminal solidarity.

Honestly think the Roots should protest this result.

Absolutely fucking brutal refereeing

This is egregious refereeing. I think the worst I’ve ever seen by a USL referee. Idk even know what to say. He picked a winner.

He tactically resigned to allow Trump to replace him. Fuck him forever.

Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.

there is an enormous collective action problem in elite society right now and if we can get the dam to break we can shove this guy back in the dumpster of history where he belongs that starts with, correctly, convincing them that it is actually in their self interest to fight back

in the wake of Charlie Kirk's death I saw a lot of conservatives menacingly making TikToks from the driver's seat of their F-150 going "you don't yet realize what wrath you've unleashed, prepare for war" and in the weeks since that war has pretty much been 100% "bothering teenage baristas"

There's a reason they seem to be mostly targeting women to beat up, and we all know what it is.

Read Steve on the Ballers!

ICYMI: the @oaklandballers.bsky.social won the Pioneer League championship last night! 🔗: stevenmbowles.substack.com/p/mission-ac...

Tommy Chudson

Tribunals

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

Important early goal for @oaklandroots.bsky.social against FC Tulsa as Peter Wilson's recent run of form continues. The Liberian has scored seven goals in his past seven appearances. #USL-C

Lateefah Simon accurately representing her constituents on this matter.

He sucks and everyone hates him. Hit him relentlessly.

I wonder if the @oaklandroots.bsky.social are aware of how many of their fans on private social media are saying they won’t renew season tickets or if they think those people just aren’t representative.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Boycotting the parks has got to be the bare minimum, right? Easy for me to say because I don’t like the idea of going, but a small dip in attendance would be financially crushing, right? The capital outlay must be enormous.

Every day

Schumer needs to say that when Ds take congress they will hold hearings on whether Disney needs to be broken up since it is essentially bribing Trump for preferential treatment re mergers.

No one has been more vindicated than normie resistance Dems, women’s marchers and never-Trump Republicans. They were right all along about the threat. The anti-anti-Trump Republicans and reactionary centrists, and the far left “it’s always been this bad” folks have been proved wrong over and over.

Canceled ESPN+, which sucks for following the USL but I’m not giving ABC any money any more.

First Colbert, now Kimmel. Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval. Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

Week 28 is in the books, so where does your club land in my USL power rank? I’m diving into all 24 clubs, featuring: 🔵 Hadji Barry and red-hot Hartford 🌳 The Peter Wilson effect ⚓️ RIFC’s massive bubble win www.backheeled.com/usl-champion...

Veronica Burton imo

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

any outlet that reported the “pro-trans ideology on bullet casings” thing owes the public an apology and an explanation if you are serious about turning down the temperature, start by showing some shame and regret for your role in turning it up in the first place by allowing yourself to be played

I previewed the Oakland Ballers' upcoming playoff opponent, the Ogden Raptors, against whom the B's won the regular season series 6-3. stevenmbowles.substack.com/p/ballers-pl...

Let me suggest that if I have tanks invade my city, that if the courts declare me a second-class citizen, that if masked men abduct my neighbors, and I go to you, my rep, and say “help me fight my persecutors,” and you say “shush, talk about healthcare subsidies,” you, too, are my persecutor