BREAKING: The Banana Splits will NOT be performing at Freedom 250 Carry On.

#ASongOrMovieForHowToCommunicate Earth, Wind and Firestick

Top Three Urgent Live Existential Threats to the UK 1. Climate change 2. Food and energy security 3. Defence Top Three Priorities of UK Government 1. Deporting immigrants 2. That's it 3. Oh and monorails Ed's the only one doing anything useful. Everything else is pointless noise.

Official petition for the UK to rejoin the EU, open to UK citizens and residents: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74... Takes literally 1 minute, very quick. With changing political climate, worth making your UK voice heard if this is your view. Petition closes June 8th 2026.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

The record temperature for May was broken by an entire 2C today, and tomorrow it is likely to be even warmer. The Met Office has been recording temperatures all around the UK for 173 years. This is not a blip it is a very serious problem.

If you tap the like button on and off in rhythm, the haptic feedback feels like a little heartbeat dear god I'm so lonely

ME: Why did they call it the endocrine system and not the secrete service SURGEON: How are you still even awake?

32.3ºC at Kew Gardens is the hottest May temperature on record at the station since records began in 1881, beating its previous May maximum by 2ºC (30.3ºC, 25th May 1922). It beat its maximum temperature date record for the 24th of May by OVER 2ºC (30.2ºC, 1922), exceptional.

And cheers

Silly Saturday

Do you?

Solar power is generating 46.3% of the UK's electricity right now. Only 7.2% is from fossil fuels. And so many rooftops don't yet have solar panels on them - this is only going to get better. Balcony solar panels will also soon be available in the UK: no middle man between you & the sun. 🎉☀️😎

Heaven sementeen..or something

English cheese is Ok, but Dutch cheese is Gouda

It's a Bank Holiday here in the UK. But it's hard to tell, cos all the banks have now disappeared.

Salad facts

No mow May is going great

Prince William and Kate celebrating Aston Villa’s Europa League triumph.

If you don’t want to read Agatha Christie together by candlelight in a humble cottage in the Scottish Highlands during a thunderstorm whilst sharing tea and scones, then please don’t tell me you’re “open to trying new things."

Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda. Immigration has been a net benefit to the United Kingdom. It always was.

How to change this debate. " Being outside the EU costs every UK household an average of £8,300 every year. But being inside again would only cost each UK household £38 every year. Do you still think we should stay out? "

"Walk slow, don’t rush. That place you have to reach is yourself." ~ José Ortega y Gasset

Two things should be true in a democracy: 1. Being rich should not help you get elected. 2. Getting elected should not help you get rich. How’s your country doing on these criteria?

Facts

Nigel puts a brave face on things after thinking he was going to meet another donor.

Went for the French foods at L'escargot London W1 So good @L'escargot

Half-expect to be told next the £5m was for a secure ballroom in Clacton.

2 new words for me this week. "Nemeses" plural of Nemesis. And now "Thucydides Trap" The Thucydides Trap, popularized by Harvard scholar Graham Allison, describes the high risk of war when a rising power (like China) threatens to displace an established power. Every week is a school week.

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?" You said, "Small boats." 🐢💨

The owner didn't need to speak; the dog handled the entire situation Original post

Gas Pump: Do you want a receipt? Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience.

Not every path needs a plan. Some of the most meaningful journeys are felt, not mapped. Trust the process and allow life to unfold naturally. #lettinggo #trusttheprocess #mindfulthoughts #slowliving #growth

Facts

M: that’s O: not R: how O: acronyms N: work

Yet more fantastic renewable energy news, a million homes powered by clean, green energy. The cure to all your fossil fuel price gauging. We should have started this decades ago, but oil companies have so much power in politics.

reports coming in following his 100th birthday Sir David Attenborough spun himself into a cocoon, where he's assuming a new and devastating form

Facts

What do you get if you cross a box with a dead squirrel covered in Marmite? Thrown out of the polling station.

The note was propped up on the kitchen table when he got home. “ #Dear John, By the time you read these lines, I’ll be gone. I’ve had enough. Your too pedantic. Jill.” John’s face crumpled. “You’re,” he cried, his knees buckling. “It’s ‘you’re!’” #vss365

Make #FarageCamps trend on every available platform. Nobody wants their name associated with evil crap like that

May the 4th be with you 😂

Jokes about the way Yoda speaks are out of order.

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

Slightly diminish a book Mid expectations

Dear Ms Kuenssberg Nigel won't be in today. Signed His Mum. #bbcLauraK

Why is it called The Crucible Theatre, when The Potting Shed is available? #Snooker

All I want is a seaside cottage, a crackling fire, the rumble of thunder in the distance, a vintage mystery novel, an emotional support owl, a whistling kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of freshly-baked cinnamon rolls.

“Sunlight has to travel 93 million miles to reach the Earth, but none of those miles go through the Strait of Hormuz,” says Bill McKibben.