I've got an ass that just won't begin

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

Starting S02 of "The Night Manager" is a great time for a reminder: 👏EVERY👏BRITISH👏PERSON👏IS👏A👏SPY👏

Just comes out and says it!

There is nothing I love more than getting in a great workout, and then immediately getting in a great burger and beer. Happy Sunday friends. Hope you find some joy today.

this is so New England coded lol

Just rewatched Holy Grail today and I know the neckbeards have colonized it but god damn it holds up

She dresses like Judy Gemstone what the fuck are you on about

Stop the blues a-callin’! It’s our guide to the ultimate comfort TV

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Congress is voting on whether or not to extend the Affordable Care Act tax credits for another 3 years, helping working families afford the care they need. Please take 5 minutes to call your representative at (218) 453-8077 and tell them: Extend the ACA tax credits. #HealthcareHeist

Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open

One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

Baby we ARE the party. 🪩

oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already

10 year old me is like, peeing her pants and screaming right now to see the Backstreet Boys.

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Starting up the new year project. 🧵

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Hoping 2026 doesn’t blow. 🎉

What a year. 🍾🧵

I used to use my full name (Alexandra) on my resume and job applications. When I started using Alex instead - the name I've been called my whole life - I got a lot more responses, because employers assumed I was a man. Sexism is real and still exists!

Fuck your zodiac, I want to know what your favorite @poptartsbowl.com flavor is. I'm a cinnamon brown sugar sun, wild berry moon, frosted cherry rising.

[Ben Folds voice] 🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶

“A brick-and-mortar William-Sonoma store is just a peppermint bark shop with a kitchen utensil museum affixed to it. No one is buying your $30 margarita rimmer, Mister Sonoma.”

What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.

🧥 Sweaters? Ugly. 🎵 Songs? Duets. 🐘 Elephants? White. Warmest wishes and happiest holidays to the annual karaoke-adjacent gathering!

"If the administration is so interested in reading what foreigners have to say on social media, they should heed the complaints from people across the world who fear old Facebook posts could prevent them from getting to see the World Cup next year."

We are heartbroken for the students, staff & community at Brown University, and are thinking of those who were hurt and killed tonight. We are in touch with our locals at the university & encourage people to listen to local law enforcement for more info. Please stay safe. #EndGunViolence

Excited to share that one half of my future throw pillow is now embroidered. Still have to finish the other half. But we’re getting there! 🧵

"The Senate and House could have sent a message to all Americans that they were dealing with healthcare costs by retaining the tax credits that make Obamacare affordable. Senate Republicans refused." - @rweingarten.bsky.social Our full statement on the ACA vote 👇

“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”

The incredible grassroots anti-ICE organizing in LA, Chicago, NC, and now New Orleans is probably the most hopeful political thing I’ve seen all year. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...

Anthony Jeselnik is starting a book club in 2026. “I’d like to go a bit deeper than just holding up a book and saying, ‘This month we’re reading this,’’’ he says, “and then never mentioning it again.”

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Related? Donald Trump's net worth increased by $2B in the past year.

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

I would be so embarrassed if I was on gear like RFK is and still couldn't hit a fucking pull-up

I know the list won't drop until early January (probably) but I am so, so looking forward to whatever @shadowtodd.bsky.social has to say about 2025's year in music. Rewatching last year's list until then.

he had that shit on

Not at all surprised. #SpotifyWrapped

As we enter peak #WhiteElephant season, I want to remind people that “ziploc full of cash” is an entirely acceptable gift submission. I say this as the lucky gal who won $30 of dollar coins and bills at her work exchange.

We’re barely 6 hours into #whamageddon2025 and some bot on Instagram has already sent me to Whamhalla.

It just wouldn’t be the holiday season without a dead string of rainbow lights and a CVS last-minute replacement. 🎄

Haven’t gotten around to putting up the tree yet, but the stockings I embroidered for Jeff & I are up and ready. So, y’know, attempts were made. 🎄

I haven’t posted a ton of progress pictures on embroidery projects as of late, because I decided to come back to one in particular that I’ve been working on, on and off, for over a year. It’s going to be a pillow. Eventually. 😂🧵

I need @netflix.com to make this year's Miss Universe pageant the subject of their next true crime miniseries, ASAP. 📺