Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

Was there a rule they could only use 1969 technology?Throwback jersey night at NASA

That's for the six new states: - Northeast Dakota (formerly Greenland) - Northwest Dakota (formerly Alberta) - Southwest Dakota (formerly Venezuela) - North North Dakota (formerly The Moon) - South South Dakota (formerly Atlantis) - Delaware II

The immense sigh of relief that comes with finding out you cut the right size of Aida for an embroidery project.

Good and helpful context here as well.

not the onion

Friends: Hey girl! Are you coming out this wee— Me:

10/10 incredible sign on the right there, no notes

Wake up babe the Pope just said that Trump isn’t going to heaven

On the left, a serious newspaper, covering the largest mass protests in American history on its Sunday front page, in large front & as the central story. On the right, man, I just don’t know. Other choices were readily available, yet again 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Whoever said that small towns wouldn’t turn out for #NoKings clearly never came to Anderson, IN. This is outside the courthouse at 12:15 PM. 😳

If he needs some help, we know a few teachers here in Indiana. #NoKings🚫👑

Personal favorite #NoKings sign I’ve seen today, in Anderson, IN. 😂

When in 𝖱̶𝗈̶𝗆̶𝖾̶ Indianapolis. 🧇 🏠 (My first time, please be gentle)

People talk about the glamour of a job that has you travel. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS GLAMOUR. ✨

I’ve gotten at least 4 compliments on my @betches-news.bsky.social sweatshirt today between flights - 2 from the excellent TSA agents at DCA and 1 from a flight attendant who clearly wanted to talk more smack about the shutdown but couldn’t on the clock. 😂

This is the most random headline. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Pilot on my flight: “Air travel is not fun right now. Please be nice to each other. I don’t want to be on CNN. Let’s just go home.”

Jessica: I love that you read a newspaper. Watters: I read more than you. Financial Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, New York Post. Jessica: And you still say this crap on TV after you've read all that?

The Atlantic during the campus protests

57 of my fellow students were arrested, academically disciplined, and barred from campus 2 weeks before finals. And then the visas of some of those students were quietly revoked. And then the DEI office was killed. And then we watched our mentors’ grants evaporate over “woke”.

The people who keep calling this the Make-a-Wish™ Presidency aren’t wrong.

So how would the SAVE Act make it tougher for Americans to register to vote and make their voice heard? Allow @durbin.senate.gov to explain. 🎬 @nowthisimpact.bsky.social

This is Stanley. He just helped solve a 160-year-old murder by digging up a bottle of poison in his backyard. Just two doors down in 1865, Mary Ann Ashford poisoned her husband's tea to be with her younger lover. Since his discovery, Stanley has stopped digging. 15/10

If you spot ICE agents at an airport in the coming days, I want to hear from you. Reach me via Signal at marisakabas.04

CBS News Radio will close after nearly 100 years of operation, the company announced.

*throws spice in someone's face*

This bar already existed in Arlington. It's called My Couch™. They mix a great martini, they have a loose dress code, and you can have tabs open to the Pentagon Pizza Report, @lizaoutlives.bsky.social, and Flight Aware.

Let's catch up on the hilarious Afroman defamation trial: defector.com/lets-catch-u...

Required reading today. Gracias, Dolores.

Q: Can you give one example of fraud in a previous election that the SAVE America Act would stop? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, we're not gonna litigate all that

Darlene Mitchell is a national treasure.

I dunno man, I think precipitously canceling people's funding caused a lot of damage to other people's careers and lives and reputations and maybe they should live with the blowback. They come from a media ecosystem that makes public lists of insufficiently bigoted professors.

I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is. People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

This is Westie. He met a boy at the park today bravely trying to get over his fear of dogs, and Westie was just the pup for the job. 14/10 for all (TT: rahlor)

remember, if michael myers or freddy tries to murder you today tell them NO! today is jason’s special day for murdering

I don’t know what to wear anymore. www.tiktok.com/t/ZThcDDDWk/

A truly formative internet experience. 📺 @extrahotgreat.com @taraariano.com @sarahdbunting.bsky.social

Oh. ✈️ www.tiktok.com/t/ZThv5CxqW/

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

It's wild that it needs to be a law, but I'm glad it passed.

Hope the rest of my battalion likes Missy Elliott. 💥 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xTBAWb/

Good evening and welcome to DC's 5th season, Third Winter. (Also RIP to that post haircut blowout, never forget)

The Iranian regime has been repressive & we oppose it. But it’s clear this is a war of choice carried out without Congess. We oppose this war & ask Congress to pass the Massie-Khanna war powers resolution. Meanwhile we pray tor our armed forces & all in harm’s way. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/01/o...

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

Had no idea my grandmother was packing school lunches in Atlanta, good for Helen

Homeland Security has abducted another @columbiauniversity.bsky.social student under false pretenses. More information to come.