@annaforflorida.bsky.social speaking about us. OH YEAH! (Kool-Aid Man reference for those paying attention) www.facebook.com/reel/1802711...

Welcome to the club, Manny. Richard Corcoran is ready to host you for a cigar chat on the private balcony here in College Hall

We're always happy to be in the news www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/01/02/t...

Reach out, Samantha! We've got open seats available

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Exactly. Well-funded, cheap, and excellently staffed public state schools are vital to bringing education to communities. We're proud to be one of those very institutions. *Note: we're not large, but that's on purpose!

Don't tell us what to worry about Don’t worry about indoctrinating college students. It’s not possible. floridaphoenix.com/2025/11/17/d...

Richard Corcoran said this is too long to read, but the AI summary says it's probably pretty good

This is much more complicated than when we just had our Board knock this out and remove the dangerous and divisive gender studies

We've always had a high(er) cost per student compared to most FL schools. We're just that good. Now, since we're even better, it costs more. You want excellence? There's a premium on that

Chris Rufo - you're part of the Manhattan Institute! We didn't even make the list here? Who do we need to cuddle up to now to get ranked better? We don't force divisive ideology on students. We have the best right-wing talking heads now, & social media influencers as our comms director. Come on!

Of course it's so. We are at the forefront of innovative academic rigor and free speech, and Ron DeSantis (we call him Ronny D) was just here today so he and Richard Corcoran could talk about Charlie Kirk some more, and we love President Donald J. Trump, and will sign anything he sends us

Why don't any of you people get it? We do not care about traditions that were here before we took over. We do not care about history or original intent. We like grades because they're normal, and New College of Florida was weird before substack.com/inbox/post/1...

We're doing fine. We don't need your advice substack.com/inbox/post/1...

Some of our students are throwing a major party (a COUP, formerly known as a PCP - look 'em up) Some wonderful LA film-makers (one a Ringling graduate) are documenting this experience. Their project needs your help. Got a few extra bucks to spare? seedandspark.com/fund/the-end...

Richard Corcoran is our king. He decides what goes and what stays, and that includes whether to honor traditions or to remind someone that they personally annoyed him. www.wmnf.org/some-claim-r...

We're in the news again! Though, we do wish Nathan Allen would acknwoledge being very much actively in the kitchen during the baking of the current version of the New College of Florida cake. archive.ph/kzf5X

Ugh, that jagwad is one of our graduates. Maybe he never took a math class?

This would have been epic, and you can't convince us otherwise. Totally work the $50k substack.com/inbox/post/1...

Our alumni certainly do make a noteworthy scene

Absolutely correct. Any good college or university knows that international students are where the bags of cash are! Our international students (same as out of state) get charged about 4x the tuition of in-state students. www.ncf.edu/admissions/f...

Stephen Miller is a fascist Maybe we should invite him to be a commencement speaker

Well, we're definitely taking copious notes on this one

"New College Speeds Through US News & World Reports Rankings!"

Why's this so hard to get? We will love that shitty statue more than we'll love an alum like @mobute.bsky.social. I mean, one will be expensive and have a hand ready to juggle some balls. The other just juggles balls.

We remind our students: don't put your junk in his cold bronze hand. Don't drop a deuce there. Don't have sex on that table. Don't even look at it funny or say anything bad near it or we'll take judicial action. We're so in love with saying "free speech" we'll censor you to prove it!

This news is super old. Why are you posting it now?

"the college administration revealed FOR THE FIRST TIME that, in the current financial year, the Foundation paid $865,000 for “executive salaries”—3x as much as for scholarships and more than 1/3 of the total support it provided to New College." Hell yeah. Money. For us! wslr.org/trustees-app...

Why does this seem so hard for people to understand? Once you give us your money, it becomes *our* money. And we'll do whatever we want with it, including paying Richard Corcoran's astronomical salary. And sports stuff. Cope! suncoastsearchlight.org/new-college-...

Yes, we had bigoted hypocrite Alan Dershowitz as commencement speaker as a political move. Yes, he spouted off some pretty heinous stuff. Yes, we're glad that old-school types of New College students are finally becoming extinct. Yes..wait, where were we going? oldschoolcatalyst.com/new-college-...

We're offended at the implication Richard Corcoran lies. * Paying* 70 baseball players (for a 600-700 student school) to attend still resulted in higher enrollment numbers, didn't it? * We'll not be taking further questions

We're just happy the national news is still paying attention to us!

Dear Faculty, Our sportsball kids were going to live in mold. We realized that might be bad or get us sued, so they're going somewhere else. Don't make them do homework and stuff. Signed, Guy With Zero Experience in Higher Education Who is Somehow a Provost

We won! OK, we settled. For $125,000. Of your taxpayer money. We thought Chris Rufo might pay some of it, but he didn't want to, and we don't have any influence over him. mailchi.mp/flcga/florid...

We're in lots of news these days! As they say, any press is good press, right? We look forward to having to justify Chris Rufo's actions. And that yacht lawyer Bob Allen's actions. And the actions of all other people. We're sure Ron DeSantis is thrilled. www.floridabulldog.org/2025/05/new-...

We didn't really want to do this anyway, so this doesn't count as a loss. floridapolitics.com/archives/736...

Chris Rufo may have no chin, and a voice that grates on your nerves just short of the Ben Shapiro nasaly condescension type, but we're proud he's on our Board! He's bringing great changes to the world of higher education, even if he doesn't really know anything about it.

"Can it be stopped?" Nope. Why would you even want to stop our growth? If our footprints doubles in size, we could pay Richard Corcoran TWO million dollars in salary! www.wfla.com/news/local-n...

It's cute you think we *missed* the charges, or even that we *looked for them*. Fred Piccolo Jr's dad, Rick Piccolom is a big SRQ official. We wanted that land. We gave his son a job. Bonus: Jr used to work with Richard Corcoran. Case closed. www.wusf.org/education/20...

As the world honors Val Kilmer this past wek, we're reminded of a Tombstone quote "My hypocrisy only goes so far" but also "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds" We, too, haven't figured that out yet ourselves www.wusf.org/education/20...

Who *hasn't* had the urge (wait, urges, 3 times) to get naked in a Banana Republic or Dillards (2x) dressing room? We support FREEDOM here at New College of Florida, speech & sometimes genitals Frederick Joseph Piccolo Jr is a true Banyan, exposed roots & all www.mysuncoast.com/2025/04/16/n...

Want to know more about us? www.chronicle.com/article/the-...

We told you we wanted more men at the school. Chris Rufo told you we wanted to "rebalance the ratio of students". What made you think we wanted to prioritize or value women in any way? www.heraldtribune.com/story/opinio...

We're torn, because on the one hand, we want in on this! On the other, we really like how having international students boosts our sports, we mean enrollment, numbers

Take it from us, you want to be real subtle when thinning out a book herd. Like "just rent a dumpster and publicly throw them all in there" subtle. www.heraldtribune.com/story/opinio...

Wait, we can target students just for *complaining* about someone or something now? Oh, it IS ON, New College students. What we mean is, we plan to have a fully safe and welcoming environment for all students. Yep, that's it.

We're excited that we continue to make national news! theonion.com/russell-bran...

Nothing to see here, folks. It's definitely, absolutely, truly just "event logistics" at the secured venue We still plan to host Russell Brand at New College of Florida because he is an absolutely preeminent mind. Richard Corcoran wants to smoke a cigar with him, too. www.wusf.org/education/20...

Nope. Never. All funding lining President Richard Corcoran's pockets are 100% above-board and totally appropriately gained and we are completely transparent about it all

Will Russell Brand still speak at New College of Florida? We don't know! We invited the guy, with his already-years-old allegations, to an academic symposium in the first place, so our judgment's not exactly top-tier at the moment. www.mysuncoast.com/2025/04/04/w...