girls who get hard from kissing are the cutest,, how am i not supposed to tease them in public by pulling them aside and just swirling my tongue in their mouth, knowing full well how big their bulge is growing and how embarrassed they're getting by the second~

Joy is one step ahead of me tonight

on this day, September 11th, we remember the founding of the glorious emo group led by Michael Romance

a "stone fruit" is an LGBT slang term for someone who solely enjoys providing a partner with seasonal berries and produce

nice raven. does it quoth?

Totally random reminder to save all your most wacky takes for encrypted communications with trusted friends off social media to avoid an unpleasant knock at the door. 💕🙏

If you've experienced domestic violence or supported DV survivors, you'll recognize the walking on eggshells dynamic. SSHHHH be quiet, make yourself small, don't anger them so they don't lash out again or further...

yeah I'm the scene doggy bitch with the pink hair

mittens…

if you guessed “getting drunk with a bunch of cats because relatives are out of town and need someone to feed all their cats and drink all their beer”, then you were right!

If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up

All parts will be played by Chris Pratt

once I get someone to take a pic of me I'll post the who scene doggy bitch fit

therians who up cannibalizing they dawgs

THIS IS LITERAL NAZI SHIT!

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Caturday Baby Smelly Cat Stomps

Alexa, is the library a good place to meet women? let me check on that………yes, women can be met at the library any tips for a romantic approach? …statistics show library women respond positively to being asked whether they prefer the Twilight series or Hunger Games heheh oohh yeah, its pussy time

They both wanted it

i'm gonna age regress so i can underage drink

People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.

Daily smile for today... 😊 #bluesky

Spiderman was the origin for

i'm a huge fan of thespians (they/them lesbians)

Happy Caturday… 🐱 #caturday #bluesky

The closer in distance two lesbians are, the harder it is to meet. they're like electrons

POV: The edibles wore off and the littles are done little spacing

Puppy

Happy FCF! (Floof Cat Friday)

Grammar police.

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

I'm gonna start a secret society for women who love to masturbate and want to change the world with it. The Jilluminati.

Pinkie! Photo from my collection, no date/info. I don’t know what the text after Pinkie means - my guess is that it’s a town name.

my god he's perfect

Cutie. ☺️ Postcard from my collection, 1915.

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I'm like a Charmin bear, there's nothing that feels better than a good shit

my type is women who say "yippee" during and I hate it....

me going to oomf's house

i don't want to be hated by people because i'm trans. i want to be hated because i'm very annoying

Two stylish pals. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

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hot take but ameriburgers asking restaurants to change the menu is stupid and rude. who are you to sit at a restaurant, look at the menu, choose a meal, and then start changing it to your personal taste. if you want to choose every single thing on the plate go to a fucking buffet or cook it yourself