Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

BIG SIPPY

putting a random selection of YCH commission slots out there in the wild... could not resist a lsoh one lmao :-) see more info here: forms.gle/97t5tBwV8ydo...

"And Tim Curry, WHO DID NOT DIE"

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

What if the curse was to be human? 🥀✨🐾

Obstacles in his adventuring clothes. An Orc (tiefling) from the Shadow Marches, he’s a part-time Coliseum Gladiator in Sharn and is an Oath of Glory Paladin. #art #D&D #dnd #Eberron

Doing yard work and the amount of shiny geranium is never ending! If I could torch it all I would.

Gonna comment on it here instead of twitter so nobody sees it; the fucking irony of seeing Danhausen getting his blimp but it's got an AI'd version of the logo I made for him on it is so rough.

It was a big day for our pigs! We ❤️ The Farrier Group. Ben is very active on instagram - follow him for lots of great piggy content! www.instagram.com/thefarriergr...

We also get rap music back and partial custody of wrestling.

Obstacles in his adventuring clothes. An Orc (tiefling) from the Shadow Marches, he’s a part-time Coliseum Gladiator in Sharn and is an Oath of Glory Paladin. #art #D&D #dnd #Eberron

THE FUCK IS THIS @safety.bsky.app ?! @tyberiousductor.bsky.app got suspended for “animal cruelty” for capping a weight loss drug ad and TELLING THE AD to walk off a cliff. When he appealed to point out there were no animals or people harmed he was suspended for longer and awarded more strikes

Tapping the sign #dorohedoro

Shh, they're dreaming about mushroom lasagna #dorohedoro #ドロヘドロ

*tieflings ur 3/4 orc* #art #wip #sketch

this is how dragonborns should kiss btw #bg3 #durge #gale #dorohedoro #hommage

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

A doodle from my current DnD campaign. After a rollicking good time in the Sharn Coliseum, (most of) the team hits the locker room. Obstacles asks a slime-covered Picket if he intends to shower, and Cal realizes how uninhibited some people are. #art #dnd #eberron

Been busy with a bunch of projects, but here’s some dumb sketches from my dnd campaign featuring characters from @sporkbot.bsky.social and @gummyskeleton.bsky.social

Part of me knew it was inevitable but also it’s real on the nose that they bronzed the antiunion rat

smells oh sooo good #oc #teratophilia

NINE INCH NAILS NINE INCH NOIZE • HALO 38 APRIL 17TH • PRE-SAVE NOW

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The leprechauns loved my limericks

“Non-black people want to take everything from us except the weight of our history.”

Celebrating 150 issues with Lina and Naga: Newtype September 1997's Fall Fashion Catalogue energy.

A doodle from my current DnD campaign. After a rollicking good time in the Sharn Coliseum, (most of) the team hits the locker room. Obstacles asks a slime-covered Picket if he intends to shower, and Cal realizes how uninhibited some people are. #art #dnd #eberron

Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

I made cute dinner because Ranni is two today, but it was taking too long so the cats were both SCREAMING at me.

pls stop asking me about Vampire Survivors updates until like May or something

honestly every day

Let's all go to Paradise [ #wolfsrain #fanart #anime #artsky #wolf ]

Movies I was “too young for” but handled fine or were a positive experience: Jurassic Park, Tank Girl, Terminator 2 Movies I was too young for that fucked me up and made me think my mom was gonna get rid of me: Ransom

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

A more “showboat” piece of my Moo Cypress, funded by a certain, awesome Chimera 😂 Other version is on patreon✨

My current open monster-lover NSFW YCH slots are: -Cowboy Centaur Blowjob -Orc Fondling -Alien Abduction -Anglerfish Mermaid Twink on the Beach -Dragon(s)layer -Hunting Elk Centaur -Centipede -Gryphon Interested? DM me for inquiries!

Getting ready for summer

being on mushrooms and seeing this 73 year old man walk on stage with a surfboard guitar to a screaming crowd of 20 year olds was the exact opposite of how everything in the world has felt lately

Got a punctured tire last night, had to get towed home from Longview. Can’t be patched, but thankfully, my tires are new enough that I don’t have to buy a whole new set since my car is awd. Unfortunately they won’t have the replacement until tomorrow so I’m missing out on $150 at my second job

I have been struggling to design a cool horseshoe crab character that isn’t just Kabutops Without Kinfe Hands for years orz

I love horseshoe crabs. HSC fan for life

legendary composer, Yoko Shimomura, made the MAIN THEME for our new upcoming game - Vampire Crawlers!! 😭🎉 we're still stunned and have had this track on repeat for DAYS 🤩 full version is on our YouTube, go give it a listen!! 🫵🤯

I’m increasingly convinced that fandom has become a reactionary phenomenon What was once an anti-corporate, pro-queer transformative experience has turned into a form of identity politics where fandom participants identify w/ their favorite series. Then use this to extract demands out of others

Step 1: Get elected to government Step 2: Convince your constituents the government is the biggest problem in their lives Step 3: Legislate in such a way that the government becomes the biggest problem in their lives Step 4: Get re-elected on the message "I've always been right about the government"

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.