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Drinking a pot of this every morning like a yakult

Ich wenn mich das böse schlaf skelett festhält: ☹️ Ich wenn mich das gute schlaf skelett kuschelt: 🙂

Father at toddler swim class with his lawyer’s phone number conspicuously written in dark sharpie on his arm

I hate this about crpgs! Combat should almost never be to the death, it should be dialogue by other means. You should be trying to ‘persuade’ some bandits to leave the county or some nobleman to give you his stuff, not exterminating every orc you meet! How is Total War better at this than BG3 lol

Bye forever, WeTransfer.

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

Niemand hat je so hart am "Year of the Linux Desktop" gearbeitet wie Microsoft in letzter Zeit

Really inspiring and informative example of a professor handling the LLM cheating problem *with* their students and getting good results

Never has a bad performance. No one is ever disappointed when Delroy Lindo pops up on screen. Long overdue. Baller time

They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.

Are we really doing 'the word moron/idiot is ableist discourse in the year 2026? Do grown adults really believe that words retain homeopathic traces of their original meanings a century after those meanings changed and that trace is enough to infect people with Problematic? Why can I smell toast?

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

I love that the Least Weasel always looks like this emoji 😡

fixing the birthrate by mandating all electronic devices have two separate keys like a nuclear warhead

Game jam? No, game threat >:(

Boar's Head, again. Listeria, again. Pecorino cheese

@ciaraobrien.bsky.social looks like there’s something going on with Revolut, I got a suspicious call from a robot purporting to be from them and now can’t log into my account because it throws an error. There’s been a massive spike in down reports on Revolut today too, so it’s not just me

Bit weird that Visa and MasterCard forced Steam to take down anything with a hint of lewd but are more than eager to take payment for X Premium for the child porn generator

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

r/foundsatan

what are you gonna do with a degree in Demiurge Studies anyway

At age 6, in class, a friend claimed his pencil was really sharp. I laid my hand out palm-up on the desk and said ‘Prove it.’ I still have the scar lol

I will reiterate that if you are an independent journo/hobbyist I will happily set up your ghost install and host it for a few quid above cost price. You set up your own stripe and mailgun accounts, and you get to keep ALL your revenue. And post migration from wordpress/substack is pretty easy.

Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead

Rich Berman is suuuuch a cunt

I know RUK ignores NI, but surely there should be more public horror and indignation about the fact that not 6 months ago part of the UK saw a pogrom that drove an ethnic group (the Roma) out of a sizeable town

Giggling like a child at this masterpiece

RIP to one of the very best to ever do it

Unfortunately I am Boris Berezovsky

I've been aware for a while of the work by faith and other community groups to support people seeking asylum. So I asked the @refugeecouncil.bsky.social where there was really vigorous community support. They said Northallerton. Here's what I found when I went there: as.ft.com/r/b3449fbd-3...

Choose 20 paintings that have stayed with you or influenced you — one painting a day (or thereabouts) for 20 days, no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just paintings . 1. Giacomo Balla, 1912, Dynamism of a Dog on a Leash, oil on canvas, 89.8 x 109.8 cm, Albright-Knox Art Gallery

imagine being an ancient monolith created by a civilisation beyond the stars and then you get molested by Jeffrey Epstein

AI moderation on YouTube is getting REALLY bad. Many creators have reported facing bizarre experiences with YT as of late. This isn’t even including all the ASMR YouTubers getting dinged for breathing or talking about eating food or whatever

I have just found out that some reprehensible fucking dork has made an AI chatbot based on the character I played on The Magnus Archives and *it has my voice*. I genuinely don't think I have ever felt so fucking violated. My actual voice. Saying things I have never said. I feel sick.

new statesman ass opinion

New crap publisher alert: Zenith Whispering Pines Publishers, who love to slap an AI cover on a classic and not bother counting the fingers.

BLOODY AI,a thread:so, I saw a picture online of the Towers of Perugia by a Renaissance artist, Benedetto Bonfigli whose other work I know a little bit. Here is the image 1/n:

basically the difference between a recommender and a hitlist is intent

Holiday Hot Take Number 6: If you're going to invoke Eartha Kitt's groundbreaking song "Santa Baby," you better fully commit to wanting to fuck Santa. No pronoun changing, no "Santa Pally," no fully meaning chimney without the double entendre. Commit. I'm lookin at you, Bublé.

Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...

Polling basics is you don’t let your cohort self select like this. More appalling bullshit journalism laundering government bullshit form the BBC

One of my take-aways from studying all things ‘collective make-believe’ over the last half-decade is that it really truly does not matter if someone is a grifter or a true believer, and the idea that people can lie (to themselves or others) in “good faith” is a pernicious one in a civil society.