Everything bends if you ask it to-- the rule, the reason, the ruin, the creature of hope you have invited in, it longs to stay, to see what happens next, beyond this gift of what-if-- so, what do you say? #TinyPoem

So everything is terrible, etc., but sometimes we still get to do some fun things! Shout out to my buddy-without-equal @jeremyredleaf.bsky.social for this. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

I read this in Werner Herzog's voice

This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆

I have to be up early. So. Probably best to watch EDGE OF TOMORROW about it.

Amanda I would like to hear more about the cranberry sauce please because I can't imagine it but I want to try.

This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 🤣

If this isn't the most on the goddamn money thing I have ever read...😆

This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 😆

Blackout curtains are a game changer. I'm 76 years old.

"Entering a cinema is like crossing a threshold. In the darkness and silence, vision becomes sharper, the heart opens up, and the mind becomes receptive to things not yet imagined."

Pope Leo absolutely cooking

I love this.

This made me laugh for 10 minutes 😆

*runs straight through the nearest wall

In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking

This made me laugh for 10 straight minutes.

This is extremely my shit.

Two part hot take: The Canadian anthem is so much better than ours AND our anthem should be "America the Beautiful." I will die on this hill.

Liz Kean from The Blacklist

"Siri, show me a metaphor for the US Government."

See the difference? 👀 #NoKings

YHESSSSSS

No Kings NYC

block this shit

Dude. This man is a full on badass.

There’s no shortage of things that make me miss living in Maine but a recent edition has been @grahamformaine.bsky.social - this dude is special & more of what Dems need. Honest, real, & genuine. He’s coming from a very real place and it shows. Maine would be lucky to have him representing them.

He doesn't even have to die. He could shit his pants on camera or fall down some stairs or freeze up or his dentures could fall out. Like any one of these things could pierce the veil a li'l bit and then it will pick up speed.

I had a Zoom audition today wherein my cat just fully walked across the front of the frame. She completely wrecked the take and I have been giggling about it since. 😆

I literally cannot overstate what a game changer this was for me. It's been almost a year and half for me and I have not regretted it for one single goddamn second.

Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.

Tom Homan seems like the kind of guy who would have spent his entire 50k bribe on taxidermy.

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

This is brilliant, empathetic, and right on. Take a sec if ya got it.

This is Holly. She won't fall sleep until she's been given her stuffed cow. 13/10 sweet dreams Holly (TT: hollythebluestaffy__)

I have literally thought literally this.

Nine years ago exactly, an interesting series of events happened in Uzbekistan concerning their dictator...

"Man came up to me, big tall guy, long black cloak, hood, tears in his eyes, holding a scythe. He said sir.."

THIS RIGHT HERE.

For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.

this is what the attorney general looks like in a kevin sorbo movie where jesus is a character

This is why I pay for Internet

Most of our self work as human beings comes down to increasing the tiny space between <<thing that happens>> and <<our reaction to that thing>>. This is especially true in parent-child relationships and marriages.

Motherfucking wind farms…

Mission Pawsable…. So adorable…. 🥰 😂 🐶 ❤️

I'll be taking my excellent dog for a no-phone walk. It will be a still, quiet day. A few birds chirping, maybe a distant plane rumbles toward the NYC area. I'll hear someone shout. Then another. I'll hear horns honking and people cheering. I'll hurry home and I will have 50 texts. And I'll know.

It doesn't take much to make someone’s day. Just one thoughtful gesture. One moment of kindness. One line of encouragement.