Mark Gessner
@markgessner.bsky.social
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Mollie Goodfellow
8 days ago
I’m so stupid I read this and was like “Borneo is a great name for a tufted Pygmy squirrel”
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Senta M Moses
11 days ago
Magnifique!!! ❤️
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jamelle
10 days ago
"[Ben] Shapiro is an intellectual imposter of the grandest sense. What a waste of mind and life."
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The Most Articulate Apologist
A Crisis Dispatch
https://www.notesfromthecircus.com/p/the-most-articulate-apologist
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This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 🤣
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14 days ago
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lyndsay
14 days ago
They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.
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Aaron Rupar
15 days ago
we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help
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nah actually.
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21 days ago
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Imani Gandy
23 days ago
I hate hating someone this much. For fuck’s sakes. I’m tired of my life revolving around how much of this guy I can avoid in a day. It’s honestly why I’m not on social media much these days. I just fucking hate him.
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Spencer Ackerman
22 days ago
ME: I need to insert a footnote MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote
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Senta M Moses
23 days ago
Grab a morning coffee at your favorite spot, then get your tix to see our film,
#apeculiarmorning
at the Phoenix Film Festival! We screen this Thurs at 12:10pm, Sat, April 18 at 1:35pm and Sun, April 19 at 11:15am as part of the Smorgasbord Showcase. ❤️ Here's the link:
www.phoenixfilmfestival.com
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Museum of Twitter
27 days ago
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Senta M Moses
29 days ago
Find a way out of bed and grab tickets to the premiere of our film, "A Peculiar Morning", in Allentown, PA this Saturday at 6p as part of the "Better Together" shorts program. 🥰 Tickets can be purchased here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/better-tog...
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Dude this could have been a DM. There's no need for this.
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about 1 month ago
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It doesn't even have to be romantic. I just want to live my life in such a way that people react like this even occasionally to crossing my path.
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about 1 month ago
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Maybe it will happen today?
about 1 month ago
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Jen Taub
about 1 month ago
Nope Nope
#NoKings
#Michigan
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
about 1 month ago
Well done.
#NoKings
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kiki ⋆⁺₊🧿
about 1 month ago
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Former FBI Deputy Director “Big Nick” Lutsko
about 1 month ago
Official statement re: Dan Bongino
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀
about 1 month ago
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
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I dropped my son at JFK two full hours before boarding. The ONLY reason he made his flight (barely) was because when several grown men near him in the security line started pushing and shoving they crashed into him and knocked him into the front of a different line and lady let him go ahead of her.
about 1 month ago
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Jill Twiss
about 1 month ago
i mean making ICE agents spend the day at Newark isn't ENOUGH punishment, but i guess it's a start
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Museum of Twitter
about 2 months ago
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Richard Waite
about 2 months ago
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This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 🤣
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2 months ago
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Here. 😩
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2 months ago
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The Fake History Hunter
2 months ago
Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by
@tomgauld.bsky.social
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David Forbes
2 months ago
Once again.
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2 months ago
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Daniel Radosh
2 months ago
I initially read the top post as a quote of the one under it and thought, damn that's cold
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Imagine it happens during the speech? Oh man.
2 months ago
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle
2 months ago
Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest
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Why is it "I'm afraid of heights" and not "I have atmosfear."
3 months ago
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧
3 months ago
Black folks: we just wish you didn’t try to make everything about you all the time White people:
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muscular baby jeb lund
3 months ago
Following some recent upheaval, CBS News is thrilled to announce our newest team member, Twitch streamer and Reichmarshall of "No Nut Nation," the Heritage Foundation's youngest fellow Peabis Breviary.
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This is one of the coolest paragraphs I have ever read. So.
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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L O U D E R.
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4 months ago
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It wasn't today. But it will be soon. It's going to be so great.
4 months ago
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I can't wait for it. It's just a race between that amazing day and how fucked everything gets. I can't wait for that day.
4 months ago
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ceej
4 months ago
FUCK
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4 months ago
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I bet it happens this year. It's going to be so great. What a relief that day will be.
4 months ago
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america.is.not.free
4 months ago
Mountain Tanager found in highland forest and woodland in the Andes of Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru and Venezuela 📷: Ernesto Obando
#birds
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Megan Amram
4 months ago
R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
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Chris Harvey
4 months ago
No one asked, but I feel compelled to give y’all my recipe for vegetarian bolognese cuz it’s so easy to make and so dang good. Here goes:
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I cannot get over how fucking off putting these damp little men are. My god I cannot wait to see them in leg irons headed to a literal dungeon.
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4 months ago
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This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆
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