I’m so stupid I read this and was like “Borneo is a great name for a tufted Pygmy squirrel”

Magnifique!!! ❤️

"[Ben] Shapiro is an intellectual imposter of the grandest sense. What a waste of mind and life."

This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 🤣

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

nah actually.

I hate hating someone this much. For fuck’s sakes. I’m tired of my life revolving around how much of this guy I can avoid in a day. It’s honestly why I’m not on social media much these days. I just fucking hate him.

ME: I need to insert a footnote MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote

Grab a morning coffee at your favorite spot, then get your tix to see our film, #apeculiarmorning at the Phoenix Film Festival! We screen this Thurs at 12:10pm, Sat, April 18 at 1:35pm and Sun, April 19 at 11:15am as part of the Smorgasbord Showcase. ❤️ Here's the link: www.phoenixfilmfestival.com

Find a way out of bed and grab tickets to the premiere of our film, "A Peculiar Morning", in Allentown, PA this Saturday at 6p as part of the "Better Together" shorts program. 🥰 Tickets can be purchased here: www.eventbrite.com/e/better-tog...

Dude this could have been a DM. There's no need for this.

It doesn't even have to be romantic. I just want to live my life in such a way that people react like this even occasionally to crossing my path.

Maybe it will happen today?

Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan

Well done. #NoKings

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

I dropped my son at JFK two full hours before boarding. The ONLY reason he made his flight (barely) was because when several grown men near him in the security line started pushing and shoving they crashed into him and knocked him into the front of a different line and lady let him go ahead of her.

i mean making ICE agents spend the day at Newark isn't ENOUGH punishment, but i guess it's a start

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This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 🤣

Here. 😩

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

Once again.

This made me laught for 5 straight minutes. 🤣

I initially read the top post as a quote of the one under it and thought, damn that's cold

Imagine it happens during the speech? Oh man.

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

Why is it "I'm afraid of heights" and not "I have atmosfear."

Black folks: we just wish you didn’t try to make everything about you all the time White people:

Following some recent upheaval, CBS News is thrilled to announce our newest team member, Twitch streamer and Reichmarshall of "No Nut Nation," the Heritage Foundation's youngest fellow Peabis Breviary.

This is one of the coolest paragraphs I have ever read. So.

L O U D E R.

It wasn't today. But it will be soon. It's going to be so great.

I can't wait for it. It's just a race between that amazing day and how fucked everything gets. I can't wait for that day.

FUCK

I bet it happens this year. It's going to be so great. What a relief that day will be.

Mountain Tanager found in highland forest and woodland in the Andes of Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru and Venezuela 📷: Ernesto Obando #birds

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

No one asked, but I feel compelled to give y’all my recipe for vegetarian bolognese cuz it’s so easy to make and so dang good. Here goes:

I cannot get over how fucking off putting these damp little men are. My god I cannot wait to see them in leg irons headed to a literal dungeon.

This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆