There are two types of people in the world. Those who watch "A Christmas Story" from start to finish one evening during the holidays, and those who microdose it via TBS on Christmas Eve.

Happy Fall, y’all…

"Demented and sad, but social."

Yup, 35 years ago today...Wow. Happy Holidays, you filthy animals! ❤️

I see so many people driving while looking at their crotch. I'm assuming it's their phone, but really, who knows?

This rainy weather makes me want to go back to bed. ☹️

Last night, I happened upon a Japanese Food Replica Exhibit at Hollywood & Highland. It was pretty cool, you could even make your own replica Bento Box, although it did make me hungry. ❤️

On behalf of everyone who lives in LA but is from somewhere with actual weather, your wipers do not need to be on the highest speed.

Death by Lightning on Netflix is exceptional. Give Matthew Macfadyen the Emmy right now!

After this last year, my driver's license photo now looks exactly how I feel.

I just explained to my Mom that she doesn't need to sign all of her texts "-Kathe". I'm over here fighting for the big wins.

So proud of my city!!! More of this ❤️ apnews.com/article/chic...

Please give if you can. These are two insanely talented and wonderful people!!!

Please do not pee in anyone's pool of joy this holiday season. If someone wants to put up their tree now, let them. If someone decides to skip it altogether, leave them. With so little bringing us comfort this year, give people the space to find a bit of joy. ❤️

Signal boost via @kristinehuntley.bsky.social: “The WGA Book Swap is in TEN days!!! Come to Larry L. Maxam Memorial Park in Burbank from 11am-2pm on Saturday 11/22 to get your next read! If you have any books you’re looking to rehome, feel free to bring them. All are welcome!! Hope you can make it!”

I found a small screw on my living room floor, so I can only assume the crickets were building a shelf during the night, and one of them has cut a corner he's going to later regret.

My Dad and his friend just dropped off some eggs...in a 1915 Ford Model T if you're wondering what it's like to be the daughter of a "car guy".

Bada bing! My gig starts in season 4 😍

My T-square could be used on my artwork, OR it could be to get things off high shelves. The point is, I have options.

Can we please recalibrate serving sizes for the political climate? I cannot handle a pint of ice cream being four servings AND millions of people losing their healthcare.

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy

One of the most attractive qualities in a person is curiosity. Curiosity about self, parter, friends, things, places…Everything changes, and if you’re not curious you miss the beauty of that! 🥰

I really hope that I get to work with Vince Gilligan someday...Wow, just wow.

When my friend, Ericka, offered to snap pics, I resisted. Despite being an actor, I hate having my pics taken. It gives me bad anxiety. BUT Ericka is joy in a jumpsuit and her talent is off the charts. If you need pics, you want Ericka behind the lens. Her website is www.erickakreutzphotography.com.

Will you eat at a restaurant that has "no substitutions" written at the bottom of their menu because I sure as f*ck won't. These chefs hide bad things in good food. IE. anchovies, avocado, blue cheese...the list goes on and on.

I slept 8 hours. This hasn't happened in a year. Hmm...

Tonight was a very good night 🥹

C'mon, CA, get that key race sweep! 🧹

What is this feeling? HOPE???

Get it done, kids! You don't get to complain about sh*t if you're not using your voice to change it. VOTE!!! ❤️

About last night...Wisdom, insight, and his incredible voice left me feeling inspired and a little less anxious about the state of things. 🥰

By request, I made chocolate zucchini cupcakes. The Big Boy is even pulling his weight and helping me sprinkle them with cocoa. 🥰

If I were smart, I would have planned a side hustle to take some kids trick-or-treating so their parents could stay home and watch the Dodgers.

Trying to usher in fall even though it was 90 degrees today…Also, I hate painting rocks. 😕

Me: All my reading glasses break! Also me: I’m not gonna carry around a case too 😕

I've hit that point in my day when I know I should have napped earlier, but didn't, and now I can't or I'll be up all night. My gosh, I sound so friggin' fun...

Change one letter, ruin a candy… Mayday

One of my favorite parts of being an actor is breaking down the script and doing a deep dive on professions or topics I don't understand! Shall I tell you the story of the time I called the FBI and spoke to an agent for 45 minutes about my sides?!? 😍

The city is installing new lights on my street and I’m really bummed the workers didn’t love my idea of a disco ball instead. ☹️

This woman does not fail. I often think, "What would Emma Thompson do?"

What if the women in all those horror films woke up at 3AM not because of the witching hour but because of perimenopause?

I made a heart-shaped ginger pear cake for my Mahjong ladies because I love them so much. I even piped icing for the first time. Yeah, gonna have to practice that a sh*t-ton. 😂

Please don't make the server choose what you should eat for lunch. OMG, make the f*cking decision for yourself.

The burglars of the Louvre left a motorcycle helmet at the scene with their DNA on it which makes me feel like I really have my sh*t together.

Why have just one nail in your tire when you can have two! I'm an overachiever through and through...

If you are doing okay right now, give money to food pantries. Pay the difference when somebody comes up short at the checkout. “Accidentally” make too much food and share with your neighbors. Folks are hurting.

Another Halloween in the books with the Dowling men and the rest of my college gang. Heart full from a night with these crazies!!! 🥰

I’m painting gloomy big trees and a murder barn, but sure let’s say it’s because Halloween is next week…

Anytime I set a boundary with one of my parents, it's seen as "hurtful," in case you're wondering what it's like to be an only child.