I AM NOT DOWNLOADING AN APP FOR MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE. My phone is full. Not really. But for all intents and purposes, it is FULL.

The downfall of Rodgers has filled my little Chi-town heart with joy. 🐻⬇️

Me after opening a dating app.

Public Enemy is on repeat in my house, and they're making me feel a little better.

If your post is longer than three sentences, I'm not gonna read it. I know and accept this about myself.

I’m gonna throw up 🐻⬇️

Women can do almost anything, but we can’t unilaterally solve the problem of toxic men who don’t view us as people. Other men need to be leading the charge on shutting that shit down.

I will not be leaving my house if the temperature outside is less than my age, so Mother Nature, get your sh*t together.

YES!!! All of this.

The Thomas Guide

5. Budicao

In the original Story of the Three Bears, Goldilocks was an old woman. I feel like this discovery sums up the entertainment industry.

Morning.

My Apple Watch is so disappointed in my activity so far this year. I can feel its judgment vibrating on my wrist.

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

I've been walking around for almost 4 hours with a piece of RX bar stuck on my sweater, and I'm not angry about it. I'm traveling with snacks.

This year has been filled with moments when I realize that someone I know is a racist or misogynist, or homophobe. A big light is shining on those dark corners right now. Whoosh.

I’m baking chocolate crinkle cookies for our mahjong night and honestly, the smell of chocolate permeating my house is the only thing keeping me sane right now.

Pretty wild that when they were newly established in 1937 they had the foresight to call the company Old Spice. It’s like they knew.

It's perfectly okay to make a cup of tea in the microwave.

2019 Season 2 of The Jack Ryan series explains what’s happening with Venezuela pretty much perfectly

Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s. (Any century!) #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books

Just went three rounds with a 7-foot Christmas tree, trying to get it back into its ridiculously small bag. On a positive note, I'm done working out for the year.

I have a stricter cleaning regimen for my coffee maker than I do for my face.

Did you know that Sam Raimi has a new movie coming out this month in theaters? If you watched the Steelers / Ravens game tonight you saw our new TV trailer. Spread the word about SEND HELP, won't you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUAn...

Hey, you! Stop doomscrolling. Go into the world. Spend time with people you love and do things that fill your soul. We're not meant to be absorbed in this trauma 24/7.

The first bake of 2026 is an apricot cinnamon bread. It's also the first time I've ever made bread, and I should probably stop watching The Great British Baking Show now. 😬

Perfection. And more of this in 2026, please.

“What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?”

Dear Teenagers, Please tie your shoelaces before you trip and fall on your ass. Thank you.

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

So the president is rebooting Wag The Dog as a real-time documentary. F*ck.

Just when I thought I couldn't love Gino's East any more than I already do, I spot this sign hanging on their wall.

Show me an album your folks used to play and you still jam to today.

This weather has outed most frizz-control products as total frauds.

River Phoenix in "Stand By Me" was the first boy I ever loved.

It is not cool to use an umbrella. I know this because I’m standing on the street surrounded by sopping wet teenagers.

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

It’s an ABSOLUTE deal breaker for this Gen X woman.

How I’m walking out of 2025

Tripped over my charging cord three seconds after I plugged it in, if anyone needs me to watch their kid over the break.

I’m gonna need companies to help ME reach my year end goal.

podcasts: cut everything between "before we get started..." and when you start

I really don't like it when they tear down old buildings or kick out businesses that have been there forever. It feels like they're devaluing and erasing moments from people's lives that were held safe there. So, I woke up in a mood. ☹️

My best friend got me a book page holder shaped like a cat. There's no better gift than a little trinket that implies, "I see who you are!" ❤️

Every time I see a kid in a black beanie riding his bike around my neighborhood, I think, "I want my two dollars!" And there's nothing I can really do about this.

Billy Zabka bought me a Diet Dr. Pepper at a 7-11 in Studio City. I still think about his kindness to this day. But was also a bit bummed he wasn't wearing a skeleton onesie at the time 😉

So the economy is going to rise from the dead three days after Good Friday. 🙄

Gen X rawdogging is sending a fax without a cover letter

I'm hard-pressed to find an item of clothing I love more than a pair of thick, fluffy socks.