I just had a walk along the beach with Mitch Mcconnell. When I looked back,I only saw one set of footprints and I asked him why and he said "That was when you carried me" and then he took away my health insurance.

I want a smaller tent where rape apologists get the shit kicked out of them and are then thrown out of the tent and never let back in.

the number of women responding publicly and privately that they feel physically ill from grim's bullshit is so profoundly upsetting. i feel it, too. misogyny is sickening but also literally deadly.

"she asked for it"

What we already know is horrific. Imagine how bad discovery would be if the government is willing to pay our fees (something the government doesn’t readily do) just to avoid it.

"There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh like grill marks on a meat slab would be such a terrible candidate for Senate."

You punch ONE kid, and you can't be a teacher ever again? That's what some of you sound like when it comes to abusers in positions of power. No one is punting the abuser into the volcano, it's just an average outcry that makes sense...abusers can't have positions of power because they're abusers.

You're 9 minutes into your Chotiner interview. He's smiling. By God, it's going well. Great, even. Then he says "but". You wake up coughing through thick smoke partially buried by rubble. Your ears are ringing. The interview is already published. You have 390 missed calls from your boss.

perhaps we should view nazi tattoos as disqualifying from here on out. i kind of assumed we'd already view them as disqualifying but was unpleasantly surprised so maybe from here we could all agree not to downplay nazi tattoos since they seem pretty indicative of broad disregard for human dignity

data visualization is my passion.

Sadly, Tilly Norwood died last night from the Stuxnet worm. The controversial actress was an anti-Antivirus advocate. She is survived by her father, GPU, her mother, CPU, and her uncle Hard Drive. In lieu of flowers, please forward all of the email from your spam folder.

I went Outside today and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Fuck the Outside. The crowning achievement of civilization was the invention of Inside and every time I go Outside, it insults the sacrifices of my ancestors

For the Founders, it’s not unexpected that a branch would want to usurp the powers of the other branches, but they’d be confused why Congress doesn’t fight back. “Why doesn’t Congress, the branch with the most constitutional authority, simply eat the other branches?”

Seems the real problem centrist democrats are facing right now is the people are being very clear that they want leaders who will solve their biggest problems, and centrist democrats really don't want to solve their biggest problems and hate the people for wanting that. It's a real pickle for them.

So like the problem a lot of people have/had with Communism (tm) (THAT's THE JOKE) is not that the idea itself is bad but that it is 'unworkable' Now perhaps my perception of 'a lot of people' is flawed due to my Irish Catholic upbringing...tho I'd have to throw in 'atheistic' in there too

yes! so we might as well actually run on “radical” ideas!

Fresh, as I believe the kids say, ink.

The Iranians have finally hit upon a demand that sounds reasonable to international audiences but is anathema—literally unthinkable—to Donald John Trump: apologizing

Raising my grandkids right. They keep grabbing my cane, shaking it, and yelling "get off my lawn!"

Same for food, menstrual products, etc. and so forth.

Also if you have the means for diapers, formula and menstrual products to buy a container or two when you hit up big box retailer to drop off at mutual aid you should.

evergreen reminder that if you see anyone grabbing diapers or formula, no you didn't

Misogyny is core to policing, not an aberration www.404media.co/cops-keep-ge...

"I knew I had to do something. I couldn’t just sit still and do nothing. What am I, a member of Congress? I had to act. So I dug out my monkey’s paw from the chest in my attic."

I WANT BOOING WHERE IS MY BOOING

We're acting like we're Tinker Bell and we need the MSG crowd to boo to keep us alive

Free Market: an economic system in which taxpayer money is turned into smoking debris by funneling it through a billionaire's hands, where it is converted into an exploding rocket.

They think that you’ll just move on after they dodged your question once or twice cause you have limited time. I’m more than happy to spend my entire time getting the answer to my damn question.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

For anyone who has struggled to explain “edge cases” to non-programmers, a perfect example:

A brief thread on alt-text. Alt text is descriptive text that conveys the meaning of an image. It's designed to make visual content accessible to people with vision disabilities. When a person uses assistive technology such as a screen reader, the screen reader will read the onscreen text aloud 1/7

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

It's Time to Drag Pete Hegseth's Bigoted Pastor and Expose Trump's Failed Iran War Pete Hegseth believes he's on a mission from God and supports an American Crusade. His pastor, Doug Wilson, demands Christian domination. Well, I would like to retort. open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

But Lord Donald … what about the hardest times in my life? … then, in the midst of my deepest struggle, there was only one set of footprints …. Trump Christ: Yeah I don’t walk with losers

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

No problem! This should make it easier to grasp: it's way more complicated than this but it gets the general idea across.

Let it be known that Katherine Johnson was the reason for the first astronauts in space. And now Vanessa Wyche, head of the Johnson Space Center and NASA's highest ranking civil servant, is the responsible for the longest manned space flight in history

As the Integrity crew splashed down TO THE MINUTE of their estimated arrival and hit the BULLSEYE, this is a reminder that Katherine Johnson was an absolute genius. My God. #NASA #ArtemisII

Integrity is definitely back on Earth. They have no bars on their phone.

Arizona results are in: OUR CLEAN ENERGY CANDIDATES WON AT THE SALT RIVER PROJECT

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Representation matters. When I showed my 4 year old granddaughter a picture of the Artemis II crew, she yelled "A girl!".

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Clearly Jesus was hung on the cross.