MODS. send this man to the decorative gourd annex.

free speech guys want microphone custody.

who upset the girls. i have a tote bag and poor impulse control

subscription model ass existence

landlords saw the concept of shelter and said what if this was a bitch

grok is jeff foxworthy still with us

the committee has reviewed the phrase “high value man” and sentenced it to erectile dysfunction

are you mad at me nado

i can fuck off with the best of em

the birds are not singing. they are discussing logistics they're on that supply chain shit

you want to talk about natural order but your whole butt is a wetland restoration you got swamp ass, brother!

this is a protected weird girl habitat. lower your voice

ethics board says you have to stop calling women “females” before we nail your balls to your forehead

touch one tired woman on this app and i will put your podcast microphone into this soup

deeply bluetooth sunglasses behaviour

the printer is not broken it is class conscious and badly socialised

ai hype is just bosses asking if the toaster can do layoffs

guys i don't have any posting energy in me today im gonna have to roll in the repost machine

I'm going to attack and dethrone the burger king.

Men will literally say shit like "I would have enjoyed fighting in both WWI and WWII" and then pretend like they are incapable of picking up their towels

unleashing a devastating combo attack against the customer

As an empath, I think all non-empaths should roast in Hell.

every reply guy eventually becomes a damp little horoscope.

well then i don’t need to read it then, i can just watch it

Third Paul Blart movie called Blarty Supreme

i had to watch 3 ads before they let me hold my newborn

Hereditary (2018)

Strawberry is a terrible name. Finally, a berry with all the flavor of a straw

shitposter starter pack? you mean a kindergarten?

i know every pot has a lid and all that but i do not care for this guy’s eye tooth at all

tech bros be inventing a mother they can subscribe to so she won't go away

the VIRAL sensation everyone is talking about: doo-doo wiener

The average American eats eight Big Macs in their sleep every year

the bin has accepted too much and healed from none of it

why does the parking app need my date of birth. planning to raise me? papa?

every website wants cookies but i have nought but crumbs

lot of definite sex havers out there

so whaddaya think about t h a t

before posting about civilisational decline you should have to show us your pillowcase

gum is culinary edging and i’m sick of everyone pretending it isn’t

if magic was real there would be way more shoplifting going on fucking liars

I have literally dozens of friends dude but sure go off lol

Women and the men that try to rile them

i’m ignoring every post!!!! how you like that!

I see patterns, if by patterns you mean stupid ass people continually doing stupid ass shit

can you guys please fw me. please.

eating two meals in one day like a fucking socialist maniac over here

yeah i been horny on main what of it

LEAVE HER ALONE

why can’t right wing goobers keep their fucking dogs alive for more than ten minutes