CNN has a panel talking about Epstein and the host just mentioned (almost as an aside!) that one of the guys is a lawyer defending Ghislaine Maxwell. And rather than being a guest who's grilled about the case, he's treated like any other panelist who just happens to be minimizing the crimes.

It’s just wild to me that there has never been an easier time in history to be human and a few groups of lunatics are determined to undo that.

Buffalo tries to lure back Canadian visitors Canadians are not having it. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

Just the NYT calling the areas where Mamdani most won votes - "The Commie Corner"

Details and story: Viral White House Prayer Ignites Debate Over Faith, Politics, and Trump meidasnews.com/news/viral-w...

Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy

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real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

If only the New York Times had made this big of a deal in December 2022 when Trump called for “termination” of the Constitution. (That ran on Page 13. Yes, Page 13.)

@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best 💜 Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted

When you want Americans to be arrested for helping America's allies fight America's enemy, that can only mean one thing: You are one of America's enemies.

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

Pete Hegseth’s Defense Department tried to bar a CNN journalist from serving as a pool reporter for an upcoming foreign trip. Other reporters threatened to boycott the trip. Guess what happened next. The Pentagon caved. Via @oliverdarcy.bsky.social www.status.news/p/pete-hegse...

These are both in the same story. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...

Owner of loudest peep machine wonders why there no peeping.

On this date in 1721, Maria Carillo - the oldest soul killed in the Spanish Inquisition - was burned at the stake for openly returning to Judaism after suffering a compulsory baptism. "I'm 96 with not a fuck left to give," she said at her end. "So light it up and go eat a bag of dicks, assholes."

important tribute from adam sandler to morris, the alligator from happy gilmore who just passed away at 80+ years old. rip.

every interview with this guy makes me tear up

some personal news! www.theatlantic.com/press-releas...

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

This was a top-of-Page One scandal in 1997: "President Clinton two years ago approved a plan under which the Democratic Party rewarded top donors with meals, coffees, golf outings and morning jogs with him and with overnight stays in the Lincoln Bedroom, to 'energize' them for the coming campaign."

It’s like Trump used the dinner fork instead of the salad fork.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

Mel Brooks brought an extra finger to his hand print ceremony. Because Mel Brooks. 😂

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

BILL GATES: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.” @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/bdd9...

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Is it the official position of the New York Times that the pope of the Roman Catholic Church holds “the keys of the kingdom of heaven”? Really?

Our latest #crypto story: How the #$TRUMP memecoin funnels mysterious foreign money to #POTUS and his family w/@Anthony Cormier and @Leonardo Nicoletti tinyurl.com/4jzkdxrn

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Contrasted with NYT, here's a newspaper exercising responsible editorial judgment.

the contrast between the journalists at 60 minutes who are risking their careers for their independence and the white house correspondents chuckling at nerdprom about how they helped trump get elected is pretty jarring and infuriating

If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen. Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.

Bob Menendez and his wife, Nadine, have both been found guilty - and not just by the fashion police. They were convicted of bribery, extortion, conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and acting as foreign agents.

The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated

always appreciate Chotiner drop days bc it's like the spiritual opposite of yesterday, where I knew there was some horrible headline lurking and I just had to make it through the day without finding out what everybody was talking about but today it's like hearing the Jaws music in a theater.

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side — theonion.com/nation-cant-...

The Ivy League should quarantine Columbia so their contagion doesn't spread.

Who did they think was buying twinkies before www.wsj.com/articles/twi...

Bill Maher is the Chuck Schumer of comedy.

I am but a humble cable news host with a bachelor’s in philosophy, but I feel like at some point the bond market is also going to notice that the GOP is going to pass a deficit financed 5 trillion dollar tax cut. Maybe?

Imagine spending a half million dollars to attend Police State University, where you’ll get to experience NYPD brutality up close and where they might just revoke your degree for wrongthink even after you’ve graduated.

"Want to Experience Fascism First-Hand? Attend Columbia University" Writing for Zeteo, novelist & writer Fatima Bhutto says she is horrified by the actions of Columbia & its affiliates, like her alma mater Barnard College, against students protesting Israel's genocide. Read/share/subscribe:

if nothing else credit to cory booker for the longest speech a stanford guy has ever given without announcing a product that will doom us all

These people get it. mailchi.mp/standcolumbi...

The Tech Fantasy That Powers A.I. Is Running on Fumes www.nytimes.com/2025/03/29/o...