I hate it when a booth behaves badly.

These 2 videos appeared on my YouTube feed. Maybe they're connected? 🤔

Best argument ever.

Artistic integrity? Where? Where did you come up with that?! You're not artistic and you have no integrity. / S04E03 The Pitch

*at the glory hole Dad?

The President of the United States is a liar.

I just saw this in a Catholic chapel here in Ireland. Talk about promoting the competition! 😁

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Remember when we thought 2020 was the worst year? Haha now it's all of them.

Those scumbags The Coop introduced them into their store in my small town in N Ireland this month. I refuse to use them 🖕

Maybe Sleeping Beauty had POTS?

batman dropping thousands of dollars at the pump these days for the batmobile

I’ve just driven behind a BMW that let someone out and used indicators. Naturally, I took a note of the reg and reported it stolen.

me, trying to get through a friend’s self-published book

We have a flasher in our town called Seymour Willie.

Very happy that CBS has dropped substantially in ratings since Stephen Colbert’s exit from the propaganda network. Love to see it.

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re watching a storm from your porch while saying “we needed this rain.”

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.

for the bluesky finale we’re all gonna wake up in bed with twitter and it will have all been just a dream

If they remade The Spy Who Loved Me today

I've just realised, how the hell did George Costanza not have red hair? 🤔

#LFC I'm a straight man, but I could kiss Erling Haaland tonight ⚽😃

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

Sometimes, I think Andy Capp may actually be Irish 👍

I can’t believe the guy who invented “groceries” would be so unconcerned about prices

I first got into cliff diving while fleeing from a mob.

<Arriving at first date> Sorry I'm late, but my mum couldn't get us a parking spot

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Just a reminder that Keir Starmer might be crap but will never ever be as dreadful as the previous 5 prime ministers. I mean, come on.

Nobody else in N Korea is allowed to have the same haircut as him. That must be a real bind for all the blokes there - avoiding the 'anvil fell on my head' look.

The number four is useless. Have a good day.

My hair is so bad today, Яeform have just selected it as a candidate in the upcoming elections.

I acknowledge this young lady is having trouble with her love life but would it have killed her to use a few commas & full stops?

George Costanza would be so proud 👍

I always wanted to lay naked on a Bearskin rug in front of a fireplace. Evidently, Cracker Barrel has a policy against this.

EVA : I can't believe that we've finally got married. I'm so excited. Where are we going on honeymoon? HITLER: Um, yeah, we need to talk about that.

A photo of Athens in 400 BC & now. I'm guessing only the rich could afford a camera in 400 BC 🤔

Puddy: What's going on over there with you and, uh, Vegetable Lasagna? Elaine: This guy? He's an idiot. he doesn't mean anything to me. Vegetable Lasagna: I can hear you. / S09E01 The Butter Shave

Why isn't the Morse Code for RUN… Dash Dash Dash?

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

This post has no meaning, but you’ll like it because it’s free.

I checked Kelley Blue Book today for my car's value, & they asked me if the tank was full or empty…

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men...