Happy Christmas to all on Bluesky from Irish Frank 👍🎄😀

I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

David Bowie must be spinning in his grave.

As an Irish man, i was always offended by what Norm classed to be an acceptably pulled pint.

I'm normally very critical of the overly slow nature of Pluribus but this week was excellent 👏. Great writing & fully engaging 👌

Therapist: Make yourself comfortable. Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.

Happy birthday to The Lizard King. You would've been 82 today. No One Here Gets Out Alive.

my spotify listening age jumped 20 years when i started letting your mom pick our fuck music

I wish I would've spent as much time choosing a man as my dog takes choosing a place to poop

So, Thanksgiving is just St Paddy's Day minus the Guinness & fights? 🤔

“they can’t all be bangers” i tell myself as i delete my entire post history

I have man flu🤒. Women will never experience this kind of pain. I need 24 hour patting to bring me back from the edge of death.

Pluribus is unbearably slow. It's proof that if Better Call Saul had been made first, Breaking Bad (my favourite tv show) would never have got commissioned. Vince Gilligan claims he wants 4 seasons of Pluribus 😳. I'm off to lick a donut 🤨

Welcome to your 40's. One day you'll turn on subtitles because you can't understand a character's accent and you'll never turn them off again.

I'd love to open a cheese shop & call it 'Grate Expectations'

Xabi Alonso arrives at Liverpool as manager of the opposition, but he still had to touch the This Is Anfield sign. Once A Red... #LFC ⚽ ❤️

There's a limbo competition this week, but we're keeping it on the down low.

My gf said she doesn't believe cataracts are a real thing. I can't even look at her anymore.

For a party that isn’t racist, Reform have an awful lot of racist people in it who say an awful lot of racist things.

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

Hawaiian shirts because sometimes a fella wants to feel pretty.

My t-shirt is meant to raise awareness I am Irish and you should kiss me.

Not enough people hate me. Going to form a ska band.

1992: has anyone heard of the internet? I think this might be the next big thing 2025: has anyone found a way to destroy the internet? I think this might be the next big thing

Twelve years ago my girlfriend cheated on me. Her and the guy got together, got married, had a kid. I was devastated. Recently I found out he killed himself. How long do I wait before sliding into her DMs?

I'm not entirely sure how legit this is, but by the looks of it, at least now we have an excuse 👍😁

Breaking news- A man who can’t even pronounce acetaminophen advises pregnant women not to take it because it can cause Autism

Saw this in my local pet store today 👍

*my funeral son: I guess we're going to need our own phone plan

I cancelled Disney before it was cool to cancel Disney

Tiktok video of the host of our most famous chat show here in Ireland, declaring his & Ireland's support for Jimmy Kimmel. I love being Irish 👍🇮🇪😁 vm.tiktok.com/ZNdpHMUKF/

we keep going. i won’t stop posting on this app until they bring back invite codes that no one wants

Patience thinner than Paulie’s garlic slices in Goodfellas

Did you know that birthdays are good for your health? Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.

I feel sorry for young people these days. They think the world is supposed to be like this. They've never known anything else 😔

I wonder if Tarzan had mood swings?

<Walking into a brothel for the first time, carrying a bouquet of flowers> I hope she likes me.

(tuning lute) If it please the court I'll be giving my testimony in ballad your honour

Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.

I'll bet it was a fucking horse shoe!

My brother stayed in The Europa Hotel in Belfast. The bathroom had glass walls: completely see-through into the loo & shower. There is a curtain outside the bathroom but imagine 2 couples having drinks in the room before going out & somebody's gotta go 🚽🫣😅

The brilliant writer, David Sedaris, describing his sister Lisa's ability to strike up a conversation with random strangers 😅