He never had any intention of doing the actual job. They never do. He just wanted to get on tv ranting about forrins in Parliament. That and promote products for whoever wanted to line his pockets. People should be embarrassed that they thought he actually cared.

Excuse me it is 2026 the word is "women"

Karma’s a BITCH #Arsenal

Winning European trophies is not for everyone.

Special call out to Ezze. Gave up being a spur to break his childhood club hearts

I wonder if all those media voices defending frank will be promoting him for the Liverpool job? I see you Alison Rudd

Because of course they did. Trump complains about “weaponization” of justice but it’s just a confession.

This is just lovely #madness www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

My sons are watching twin peaks and it took till today to realise that Moby sampled the strings of the score for Go. open.spotify.com/track/0e8C9d...

Interesting that the idea of another EU referendum is regularly discussed on broascast media as something that would cause division and thus a bad idea. But plans to deport literally millions of people are discussed as administrative questions.

David Sullivan is worth over £1bn. Lady Brady upwards of £90m. If the MoL is concerned - and he is right to be - about Londoners losing £2.5m due to West Ham's relegation and Johnson's terrible deal, then he knows who to go and ask for a refund.

Sonny Rollins, one of the most influential Jazz musicians of our time, died this afternoon. He was 95

If you're still trying to figure it out after a decade that might be a clue....

You can thank me later but today I wore a cheap blue and white bead bracelet that I bought of a street Hawker in bilboa just before the ueffa Cup final. It worked thèn and it worked today. Imversely you can blame the whole baatard season on my not wearing it previously coys

The more we learn about Reform's Makerfield candidate, Robert Kenyon, the more deeply unpleasant he becomes.

40 years of playoffs where the fuck did the time go Congratulations Hull

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?

Alan Smith on co comms on the man city game so he can't do ours. Thank shite for small mercies #COYS

Brilliant. Mock these menaces and snake-oil sellers for what they are: chancers.

Been watching 'Believe Me' on ITV? The only reason a judicial review was allowed on the behaviour of the police in the Worboys taxi attacks on over 100 women was because of the Human rights act. And the Conservatives and Reform want to get rid of the Human rights act.

Billie Holiday, 1958. Dennis Stock.

Cole Palmer’s transformation into Henry V is so advanced he’s got dysentery.

They missed their EDL march for this?

F.A cup final is boring as fuck. Abide with me so far the only highlight

One city. 9 million people. All of us Londoners. We will never be divided.

I've read 14 out of 100 on the list. How many have you read? www.theguardian.com/p/x4f9v5

⬇️ Economy down £240bn. ⬇️ Investment down 18%. ⬇️ 4000 fewer doctors in the NHS. ⬇️ £90bn less in tax revenue. 💰 All so he could pocket a few quid. He doesn't care about the working class, he is taking the country for a mug.

Half-expect to be told next the £5m was for a secure ballroom in Clacton.

Britain is a wealthy law-abiding country, with a long shared history, a vibrant civic society and robust institutions. It is not in any way ungovernable and suggesting it is lets the people who should be governing it off the hook.

If we want economic growth, decent public services and prime ministers who last more than 45 minutes in the job — we need to rejoin the EU.

I'm not convinced that Britain has become "ungovernable" or whatever but I do think that Westminster - the MPs and the journalists and all the people around both - do probably make things quite bad for whoever happens to be PM* *which is not to excuse Keir Starmer, who also happens to be shit

If Starmer resigns in the next few days it will be because of Mandelson. Mandelson made the nation think, how could such an apparently intelligent man make such a obviously stupid decision.

Every 80’s movie was like “help! My sexy girlfriend is an alien with big juggs!” And then species comes along like “help! My sexy girlfriend is an alien with big juggs who also sleeps with other men and murders them”. It was truly a revolutionary picture

Adolescence is still winning awards?

A team that have made a cottage industry out of fouling in the box and getting away it get one that gives them the title.

Kudos to Bournemouth for behaving in a way Arsenal couldn’t.

A wall of crypto money is powering Nigel Farage, both politically and personally. And much of the British media just shrugs app.prospectmagazine.co.uk/story/73421/...

Figures under Infantino are very "nervous" about ticket numbers Infantino is surrounded by US-based advisors working “to fully optimise revenue using all tools available” He's also in regular dialogue with billionaire owner class who want this for clubs www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

My favourite David Attenborough story is the time I was walking my miniature dachshund Reggie in Richmond park and passed the great man himself. He looked at my dog and loudly said "I wouldn't put that little cunt on telly for all the tea in China" and walked off. I euthanised Reggie on the spot

A guess a lot people will be spending a lot of today checking some slowly changing numbers on a BBC webpage. If you enjoy that sort of thing and want it to be a more than annual occurrence - can I recommend getting into county cricket?

VINCENT Kompany looks like he's been buying his clothes of the pet shop boys

I can‘t figure out why, but I have never seen news stories about how oil rigs hurt whales. Only wind farms do that. And only solar panels have a recycling problem. Gas stations are fine.

I first thought it had to be a spoof. It is not.

The way Spurs played yesterday, it wouldn't matter if Villa rotated or not.

Slot losing his rag in the post match interview complaining about referees. Surely he watches van dyke every week having the freedom to kick whoever he likes

Marry me you big idiot pigeon

Gallagher heat map will be a 🟥 COYS #spurs

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