"let them eat UFC spectacle" might not have quite the same ring as "let them eat cake" but I think the message will come across pretty well anyway

Having never been sedated, my anesthesiologist was trying to alleviate my anxiety by saying, “propofol is nice, you’ll like it. It’s the Michael Jackson drug.” DUDE IT KILLED HIM, THAT’S NOT HELPING

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

SIGN OF THE DAY…

He's right. Hitler did it first

amazing development: we actually only need to raise $2,231 (they had already raised a big chunk last week and I didn't know that was already included in the $6,100 number!) and we've already raised $860! so that's only $1,371 to go! we can do that so easily!

Wait what? How is this not a recusal situation? This seems like a terrible idea.

Heads up. He is/was in a lot of starter packs, too, so check yours if you've made one so you're no longer recommending a rapist.

The thing about Patel — and everyone in this admin — is that they do the *absolute worst fucking thing possible* IN EVERY SCENARIO. Like, “Patel went to Hawaii and then did a luxury snorkel trip” -somewhere- would he corrupt, but expected. Why, of all places, at a sacred site?? That takes effort

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

Interesting order he chose for why he wants to stay in Italy: first the lifestyle, then the culture, and then oh yeah the court of law.

PBS put the proshot of the B'way production of Suffs that just aired on Great Performances on YouTube. (I assume at some point, they will take it off YouTube.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQxs...

Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

Gotta say: Trump’s golden statue is not helping him in the antichrist discourse.

Oh Jesus there are so many disturbing things about this 😬

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

There was a French humorist who, during the 1979 oil shock, stated that oil companies' profit in France was at his highest and said : "Poor people will be glad to learn they live in a rich country!"

It was a nice day for beach cleanup

Never have 4 people more wished they were still in the deepest, darkest recesses of outer space.

"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"

There will be a day in the future when I never have to think about this motherfucker again and it’s all I’m holding out for

Thank you Sabres fans for helping her out on the Canadian anthem! ❤️

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

I can't be the only one getting deja vu watching a House Republican literally running at top speed from an intruding violent reality he personally helped create

Journalists who are still attending the WHCD this year don't seem to get just how much things have changed. It isn't 1998. You're not going to pose for cute photos with the West Wing stars at "nerd prom." You're enabling a regime who's assaulting your own profession & you're torching your career.

Chicken hops! 😍

@realfollowers.bsky.social my real followers probably number well into the teens

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

NASA astronaut Christina Koch hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha. Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls flic.kr/p/2s7aCi3 #Artemis 🧪🔭

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

not now, orcas

90 minutes until they're back, if you want to watch #ArtemisII 🧪🔭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhD...

every day's a beautiful day to go to "Settings" > "Content and media" and turn off "Autoplay videos and GIFs"

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE TAGGING ME IN ON THE VATICAN / PENTAGON BEEF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Rightwing dudes: "Women shouldn't be in leadership. Women shouldn't vote. They're not rational like men." Also, somehow, rightwing dudes: "The hand of God teleported me to a Waffle House."

Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English

That’s one hell of a cover…..

What a fucking shot holy shit

Oh so now copyright matters.