watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible

jesus fucking christ lmao

BIG STORY: ICE arrested, shackled and separated Israel and Max Makoka as they were about to board their school bus in Diamondhead, Miss. While one brother endured confinement and pressure to self-deport in a Louisiana prison, the other was sent to a youth home in Texas. Now, they tell their story.

Getting mogged by your judge is crazy

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watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

This headline from Justice Roberts and the red banner of what Tennessee just did to Memphis after the SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act..

it occurs to me that this might be the exact moment that American culture peaked, future historians will regard it as the precise high-water mark

I believe product management attracts two broad classes of people. 1. People who love to frequently make broad pronouncements about other professions they are largely ignorant of. 2. The other, better ones.

Between "False flag" and "This is why we need a new ballroom" and "Every reporter who went to the WHCD was basically a nazi anyway" and "this is what happens when unamerican scum democrats use dehumanizing rhetoric", last night's event has provoked a perfect storm of absolutely moronic commentary.

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

Wait, I thought that’s what this site was for? Isn’t that why they’re called skeets?

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Marathon is so friggin fun. That is all.

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

I’m making the argument now because I truly believe it: every single-player stealth fan owes it to themselves to try Marathon. www.rockpapershotgun.com/marathon-isn...

New from me, on Marathon (1994), Marathon (2026), and what's changed between them, both in terms of the games and in our own lives: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/a...

Gonna drop the gimmick for a second and explain, as a therapist. What you're describing is a phenomenon called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. It's a subconscious habit that develops in which a person seeks dopamine-releasing behavior at night to exact "revenge" on the day which deprived them

Had a Rook run last night where I killed an entire squad by being a tricksy jerk. Easily one of my most thrilling gaming moments this year. I am so hooked.

wow this fan-made Marathon Timeline website is incredible timeline.bumgie.org

@notalawyer.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social could we have a bonus episode where you just defend/shit on gaming and sports, respectively? I want to hear more from y’all about Elden Ring build specs, and throwing balls real far.

it’s incredibly concerning that doomsday believing evangelicals have won control of the government

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

This reminds me of one of my first pitches when taking over as tech lead for WoW housing reboot: there should be some challenge/mastery in the act of building itself, even as simple as a cost of requiring the player to walk up and play a short anim to place something, to encourage intentionality.

Four years ago I woke up at 5 am from distant explosions. I asked my boyfriend if he heard them too, he said he didn’t and I should go back to sleep. I tried to calm myself down, went on the internet, it was silent, no news or explanations.

This has always been a thing. My first job's whiteboard coding interview was FizzBuzz (google it), and I suggested post-hire that we should do something less trivial. They said IIRC ~half of applicants failed that... including people already in the industry. Hard to say if it's gotten better/worse.

Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev

For those not familiar this isn't cute. Massachusetts officials only do this when they're extremely distressed.

Tbh I suspect the leadership change won’t really increase (or decrease!) the push for more GenAI use - and I’m no absolutist about it personally - but yeah this comment is “are you stupid, or do you think I’m stupid?” type enraging.

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

This is the level of discourse I’m prepared to engage in today

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

Fun fact: this is actually the correct pronunciation

This is 18-mo-old Amalia waving to me when she was detained. She was hospitalized with a respiratory infection while at ICE’s Dilley facility for immigrant families. She’s one of dozens of detainees who I spoke to via video and phone calls, letters and an in-person visit. 🧵1/

“Sophisticated databases” lol no offense to the orgs but I guarantee their schema normalization is complete dogshit

Trump Brags About Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon Amid Global Epstein Fallout youtu.be/Hnvxf01HxVM

that tweet about how vance has 4chan politics with tumblr cadence - "pretty problematic of you to want to tax the rich when there's literally a (checks notes) white genocide going on right now"

Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/

Look at this dork hanging out in front of some gated community acting like he’s in an elite commando squad. What a slackjawed limpdick loser.

Astrology girlies constantly post shit that looks like a JRPG crafting recipe

Is it just me or does it feel like the 'ushers' are on a hair trigger of late, lunging in front of the cameras to rescue Trump whenever he starts doing a dementia.

My Florida wife: “not that weird”

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I’m not a rock-climber (heights 🫣) but Cairn was a lot of fun. In a punishing “you will fall a lot” way. store.steampowered.com/app/1588550/...

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