They’re always doing this to me.

time to make a new list

this time we tricked everybody who though they were watching bender's big score into watching the speedy dub of broly. i wish i got a recording of everyone screaming at me for this one because it was seriously like four minutes of the loudest i've ever heard people yell

logos for various factions in @dicekapital.bsky.social's ECOWAR, 2021

Finished replaying saints row 3 in 2026

I dont care how horny I am, I'm not sending you the cry laughing emoji!!!!

Goofy #oc stream stuff

Smash or Pass on Dave as depicted in the dave’s killer bread logo?

I feel like this old Armored Core ad will resonate with some mechsploitation sickos out there

can a man who posts constantly about shitting and jacking off ever find love

fuck with me

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

Me: Congratulations, dude James McCloud: Thanks man Me: You pick a name yet James McCloud: We’re thinking Fox Me: Right on. It makes sense

Blade Dancer

BATMAN: Agh, fuck! I need to solve this puzzle! I could really use the treasure it guards

turn based RPG guys are awesome because they love a genre that gets tons of games every year in multiple different flavors, there's atleast 1 critical darling every year and multiple active franchises. But people they dont know say they think turn based is boring so they post like they're prosecuted

pouring my scaldimg hot leftover deep fry oil down the sink drain but I have a sink dog

fuck how is Mr. ER going to get out of this one

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

BUT THIS. . . ISN'T MY PENIS.

The boys at work caught me making my GI Joes kiss in the truck and now they all want a turn like break time is infinite or something

akira toriyama thought that constantly torturing vegeta by constantly making him participate in shit like the "nice boys holding hands ritual (ancient saiyan tradition)" was hilarious and he was 100% correct

YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!

a japanese yankee in king arthur’s pussy

??????????????

My is 3 Inch

quote from the "hobbies" section of Will Wright's article (creator of The Sims)

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

it must be so heart-breaking to make all this cool artwork for a game, and then they slap some dabadee-dabadi mfs on the cover because it's 2005 and the last thing anyone wants to do is look like a japanimation.

Gamestop: worst thing they could say is no Ebay:

Putting this on my rear view as a reminder my best years were [checks notes] like. last year of middle school? That can't be right I looked like every fat white guy with a pencil thin mustache they refused to shave. Anyway I can't see what's behind me and get crushed by a tank on I-95

FANTASY/VOLUME2.GIF

#starfox #blender3d

"what do you mean they were makin a 'super game'"

Submitted by @ supermudkipz87 on twt #TeamFortress2 #screenshots

One time at a metal show I caught a dude in front of me bitching on Twitter about the opening act, the crowd, etc. Soon as he sent the tweet I replied with a photo of the back of his head. Dude spent the rest of the night looking over his shoulder