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#RealShitters
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slowbeef ๐ MAG 2026
about 6 hours ago
When I want to deeply ponder what it is to be human, I carve four hours or so out of my schedule and watch Blade Runner and Elf back to back
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samantha
about 8 hours ago
the thoughtful and loving gimp
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samantha
about 7 hours ago
im listening to Chet baker and drinking really expensive champagne tonight for some reason it feels like this
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Netscape
1 day ago
REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
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an iteration
3 days ago
Helicopter Story (2020) by Isabel Fall
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glow moss
3 days ago
Yeah for sure but can you CC Sebulba?
[email protected]
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spencer
2 days ago
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
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an actual dog
2 days ago
these videos are abdl lite. the first step on the way to giving yourself crib time
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headfallsoff
2 days ago
almost penis means it wasn't penis
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Ryona Gosling
2 days ago
Was doing toonfucker goodwill hunting bits with friends last night
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WebDesignMuseum
2 days ago
Windows XP Christmas theme in 2004
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tf2 funny names
2 days ago
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#TeamFortress2
#screenshots
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vanoreo
2 days ago
identity theft is lowkey a deckbuilder
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big whoop
2 days ago
Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
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David Rattigan
2 days ago
Found the perfect charm for my PS Vita: a smaller PS Vita
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WebMD shitting milk. WebMD rectal milk release. WebMD cagando leche
2 days ago
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Netscape
2 days ago
I like that every Epstein file is like โLetโs do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together -Sent From My IPhoneโ
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headfallsoff
3 days ago
learning that there was a controversy in the stalker enhanced editions as they deleted every single piece of soviet era signage which is pretty awkward as the game takes place in chernobyl lmao
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Anime Capsule
9 days ago
Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
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XOCHI! โญ๏ธ
12 months ago
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Jacquelyn Rhys ๐
4 days ago
happy holidays!
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lurian
3 days ago
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headfallsoff
7 days ago
dont listen to influencers. if you want to pick up bitches in 2025 you only need one thing: warhammer 40,000 darktide
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mr. dooku
8 days ago
dmx really did nail the dog bark
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Haus of Decline
8 days ago
Tough to be serial killer when your only means of transport is the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile
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Chicken Puppet ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
8 days ago
Things AEW needs -A big fat guy -Preferably one that does flips
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HK
8 days ago
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tinybaby
8 days ago
sorry im late, my penis got caught in an industrial capstan and i had to first google around to figure out what it was and then you know me adhd brain i spent like 45 minutes in a wikipedia hole about the history of capstans and etc and then finally duh the answer was "call 911" but anyway im here
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bobelady
16 days ago
i forgot how small the character limit was over here! anyways.
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bobelady
13 days ago
some awesome profession-based usernames that fit the twitch limit that are free for the taking: CheesemongerOfThirtyYears TheLearnedJuggalo MilkmanWithSoulfulEyes TheSensuousMicrobiologist AmOrphanWillGriddyForFood
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Wargamers Retreat ๐ช๐บ
8 days ago
Bring the car around I need to discuss tactics with Lord Vulkan
#horusheresy
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boocanan
13 days ago
*as if finally awoken from a long dream* SAINTS ROW 2 IS JUST NO MORE HEROES. THE CAMPAIGN BOSS FIGHTS ARE JUST ASSASSINS. THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MISSING. THEY DIDN'T WANT STILLWATER BACK THEY WANTED SUDA. *running away* THEY WANTED SUUUUDAAAAAaaaaa *gone*
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Pat Stares At
11 days ago
is this good
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Criterion Channel
11 days ago
Tokyo Godfathers is now available to watch on the Criterion Channel โค๏ธ
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Wonder-Waffle ๐ฆ
10 days ago
Just a reminder with Christmas just around the corner
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vee !!
10 days ago
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KuRoRonin's Art (Comms OPEN)
8 days ago
Inspired by "The Devil's Grin"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlt3...
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RX ๐ MAGFest
8 days ago
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Rocky
8 days ago
I like the one where they bring in the circus animals because the episode ran short.
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Star Wars as a universe is so funny. Once upon a time a farm boy learned to pick up a sword and fight for the ones he loved. A billion years before that Darth Sexbone was creating death metal music video fits
8 days ago
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boocanan
8 days ago
woke up to no one in the house except for william pooping loud as fuck
#WilliamPoopingLoudAsFuck
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kate bushโs husband
14 days ago
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Notorious RBMK
13 days ago
Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
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declan
13 days ago
slept like shit and forgot my headphones
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Powerdork, True Master, True Witch
29 days ago
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declan
5 months ago
finished some stupid shit at work that i didnt wanna do
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samantha
9 days ago
bridge over the jamiroquai
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Fuuuuuck dude you're right depicting the current ruling party that decides every three days what minority group to beat with shovels as being on Santa's naughty list will for sure get this all sorted. Fuuck duuude you're so genius let me blow you right now
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