When I want to deeply ponder what it is to be human, I carve four hours or so out of my schedule and watch Blade Runner and Elf back to back

the thoughtful and loving gimp

im listening to Chet baker and drinking really expensive champagne tonight for some reason it feels like this

REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell

Helicopter Story (2020) by Isabel Fall

Yeah for sure but can you CC Sebulba? [email protected]

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

these videos are abdl lite. the first step on the way to giving yourself crib time

almost penis means it wasn't penis

Was doing toonfucker goodwill hunting bits with friends last night

Windows XP Christmas theme in 2004

Submitted by @zeugziumy.bsky.social #TeamFortress2 #screenshots

identity theft is lowkey a deckbuilder

Paint me like one of your dumb fucks

Found the perfect charm for my PS Vita: a smaller PS Vita

WebMD shitting milk. WebMD rectal milk release. WebMD cagando leche

I like that every Epstein file is like “Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together -Sent From My IPhone”

learning that there was a controversy in the stalker enhanced editions as they deleted every single piece of soviet era signage which is pretty awkward as the game takes place in chernobyl lmao

Tokyo Godfathers (2003)

happy holidays!

dont listen to influencers. if you want to pick up bitches in 2025 you only need one thing: warhammer 40,000 darktide

dmx really did nail the dog bark

Tough to be serial killer when your only means of transport is the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile

Things AEW needs -A big fat guy -Preferably one that does flips

sorry im late, my penis got caught in an industrial capstan and i had to first google around to figure out what it was and then you know me adhd brain i spent like 45 minutes in a wikipedia hole about the history of capstans and etc and then finally duh the answer was "call 911" but anyway im here

i forgot how small the character limit was over here! anyways.

some awesome profession-based usernames that fit the twitch limit that are free for the taking: CheesemongerOfThirtyYears TheLearnedJuggalo MilkmanWithSoulfulEyes TheSensuousMicrobiologist AmOrphanWillGriddyForFood

Bring the car around I need to discuss tactics with Lord Vulkan #horusheresy

*as if finally awoken from a long dream* SAINTS ROW 2 IS JUST NO MORE HEROES. THE CAMPAIGN BOSS FIGHTS ARE JUST ASSASSINS. THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MISSING. THEY DIDN'T WANT STILLWATER BACK THEY WANTED SUDA. *running away* THEY WANTED SUUUUDAAAAAaaaaa *gone*

is this good

Tokyo Godfathers is now available to watch on the Criterion Channel ❤️

Just a reminder with Christmas just around the corner

Inspired by "The Devil's Grin" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlt3...

I like the one where they bring in the circus animals because the episode ran short.

Star Wars as a universe is so funny. Once upon a time a farm boy learned to pick up a sword and fight for the ones he loved. A billion years before that Darth Sexbone was creating death metal music video fits

woke up to no one in the house except for william pooping loud as fuck #WilliamPoopingLoudAsFuck

Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian

slept like shit and forgot my headphones

finished some stupid shit at work that i didnt wanna do

bridge over the jamiroquai

Fuuuuuck dude you're right depicting the current ruling party that decides every three days what minority group to beat with shovels as being on Santa's naughty list will for sure get this all sorted. Fuuck duuude you're so genius let me blow you right now