i stand by this statement every year

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP. FINALLY A GOOD ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY. BEST NEWS EVER. YOU CAN GO TO BED NOW THEY'RE NOT TOPPING THIS

This isn't terribly fair cause they're at TGA this year anyway but I've found myself consistently coming back to Warframe

Thinking about that America's Got Talent episode where a Southern black gentleman went on to do his tight five and all the judges encouraged him to adopt "beans and cornbread" as his catchphrase and really play up the caricature

A brand new perfect holiday gift has arrived: the Homestar/TMBG collabo shirt at TMBGshop. It's dot com!

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

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He stack

Idk but maybe I don't have to know every shitty little thing everyone's done in their life

A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.

Can I really call this insomnia if I overslept for 12 hours the night before

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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show

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Do you remember when Mario tried to sell you rice? Rice. Do you ask your girlfriend if she remembers when Mario tried to sell you rice? Rice. Why don't you say that three times fast? Sells you rice. Sells you rice. Sells you rice.

Nothin else for it

everyone hates Nazis until it’s time to quit Substack

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What if we threw every person involved in private equity into the ocean: aftermath.site/splash-damage-...

Capitalism poisoned nostalgia so much that some people can’t seem to enjoy nostalgia of *any* kind now. Not all nostalgia is bad? So what if you like a seasonal food or family tradition just because of nostalgia?? It’s fine!! Let yourself enjoy harmless things and warm fuzzy memories.

Mark it zero, Charlie Brown!

Now this is cyberpunk

A lot of flailing around until I came to realize the last time I was truly happy and content was when I was hanging out with my high school/college friends in arcades and such, decided I'd do everything I could to bring that feeling back for the generations after mine

Just learned that Robert Ripley of Believe It Or Not fame married a 14 y/o at age 29 and suddenly I'm not really that interested in learning about Robert Ripley anymore

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

Random musings but I think it's important to give folks patience and the benefit of the doubt when it comes to ignorance because of how insidious and ingrained a lot of shit is in our culture I mean there's things I still will think are normal sometimes until someone points out the issue

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

i cannot stress this enough

The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.

KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out. www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...

How the fuck does anyone get anything accomplished solo in ARC Raiders

People complaining about Glasses McGee in Metroid Prime 4 like we never had Houston in the comics

This ain't what deus ex machina means y'all

i can't believe i never thought to do this before

I dunno who else needs to hear this but you're allowed to be angry and depressed by everything and nobody is expecting you to have the solution to the world's problems.

Every generation needs a Game Cube

One of these days the intrusive thoughts will win and I'm gonna plow through every traffic cone and road worker in front of me on my work commute I s2g

There's really only two ways you're gonna get Republicans to budge on anything: forcing them into open dialogue, or forcing them into open battle

Listen, I'm not saying there's not any fuckwits in other places, it's just that the number in Vegas seems to be disproportionately high

Fine, I will write the next James Bond. INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through EXPLOSION BOND: This film is for grown ups

Hey guess what every day the government's fucking up and things are getting worse. Spend your time and energy taking care of you and yours. A solid enough foundation will weather any storm.

Funny how BF6 wants me to get 100+m kills on dudes when it won't even give me maps that have 100+m sightlines