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The Baroness of Banana Splits
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Middle aged women were right the entire time. About everything. Sorry Mom.
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ceej
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
add a skeleton here at some point
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Deeny(they/them)
about 14 hours ago
I fucked your dad in Reno Just to watch him cry
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Nothing like a saucy flute layered over a trampy triangle
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That annual letter you get from the nonprofit you work for that severely underpays you and gives you shit insurance that costs $500 a month and covers nothing… that asks YOU… to donate money… to THEM
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Watching my daughter bounce in a bouncy castle while the rest of my family is in another room sitting and talking to each other. A mood. All I need is a beer
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Ygrene
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men only want one thing and it's the ability to know the difference between whether they are just hungry or if they are experiencing a serious of confusing emotions that they don't understand
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I miss my “my bangers” feed. It was always good for an ego boost 😔
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Max Berger
2 days ago
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship! Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
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Going on a sabbatical to catch up on laundry
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In case y’all didn’t know this, they are pressuring THERAPISTS to use AI to record THERAPY SESSIONS.
2 days ago
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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ ᴬᵏᵃ ꜱʜᴀᴍɪʀ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ 🥷⃤
2 days ago
This week was definitely 13 days long
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Nonprofit names are literally just a plural part of a building Pillars Thresholds Stairways Etc
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Maybe we’ll wake up tomorrow and this whole entire last year will be a fever dream
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Told my MIL I want a gift card to goodwill for Christmas 🤣 And I meant it!!!
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Cricket
2 days ago
So tired of cis opinions on puberty blockers!! Shut up!! Unless you know what you’re fucking talking about!!! Okay!! Bye
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Brain overheating Less news, please
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Maureen Johnson
2 days ago
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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OMG of course Trump is a Gemini!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Geminis. How have I never thought to look this up
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Just looked it up and of COURSE Mamdani is a Libra
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Jerry Chen
2 days ago
my brain literally cannot process that image rn
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Brendel
2 days ago
Literally the funniest way this meeting could have gone
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Helena Fitzgerald
2 days ago
oh hey I’ve been offline for the last twelve hours or so having a nice day celebrating family and friends and not looking at my phone, so like was today normal, or,
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kia speaks
2 days ago
My favorite piece of content today.
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This is a dry ass sandwich. Call the Mayo Clinic
2 days ago
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One more client. Then I’m going to pick up my kid, go home, and spend as much time as possible on the couch.
2 days ago
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Feeling deep gratitude for having a job where I make my own schedule and don’t start till 10 am
4 days ago
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More Perfect Union
5 days ago
U.S. grocery prices have hit a record high — the monthly cost for a family of four is now $1,030.
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Stoned cold fox
4 days ago
I thought being the kind of person who can’t relax until my house is clean would mean my place was always really tidy but all it actually means is I’m extra stressed in my slightly cluttered home
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Making a To Don’t list
4 days ago
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Gonna put “chronically online” on my list of therapist specialties
4 days ago
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖
4 days ago
most friday ass wednesday ever tbh
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I really really really really don’t feel like putting my kid to bed. It takes 45-75 minutes and the majority of that time is spent trying to avoid power struggles… 😮💨
4 days ago
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Chantal James
4 days ago
Turn every Target into affordable housing. I don't think they'll be needing those buildings much longer.
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cedar longpenis
4 days ago
fancy charcuterie crackers are truly the epitome of “sometimes things that are more expensive are worse”
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madeline horseyland
6 days ago
burger!
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Once you live long enough to experience the effects of inflation, you really start to understand why your grandpa was always talking about how you could get a can of coke for a nickel. Like, back in my day it was a DOLLAR!! MAYBE $1.25. Now it’s $3.75 or whatever the fuck
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Boomers to their own kids: “why are you always asking to borrow money?” Boomers to their employees: “here’s approximately the same paycheck you would have made in this job position 30 years ago.”
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WHETHER OR NOT OTHER PEOPLE “HAVE IT WORSE,” YOUR STRUGGLES AND FEELINGS ARE STILL VALID!!!!!!!
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Melody Joy Kramer
5 days ago
me: good night. sweet dreams. love you. goofball: i have a question. me: ok. make it quick. goofball: what does “overthrowing the status quo” mean?
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Unfortunately an Aries in Scorpio season is like a bull in a china shop
6 days ago
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When you match someone’s energy and they hurl accusations at you of being cruel and detached 🤭
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Scorpio season is scorpio seasoning
6 days ago
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Me: *Reading my kid the Cat in the Hat” Kid: “I wouldn’t want some weird guy in my house while my mom is gone” Me: “Damn, that’s a good point”
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mean things I say to myself
7 days ago
This word that you keep using, "consensual"... I don't think it means what you think it means
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sweetie π
8 days ago
sometimes i think people must not be on bsky bc i’m not getting many likes but then i reread my posts and am like oh yeah right
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“They not like us” but about everyone in the federal government
7 days ago
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Aaron Parnas
7 days ago
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Daniel Kibblesmith
7 days ago
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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Is birthday cake like 20x better cold or is it just me ?
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