Dorkus McSnorkus😭😭😭 He's such a pest I love him😭😭😭

Counting to 11? YEAH 13? OBVIOUSLY counting 12 roses? NEVER. NOT POSSIBLE.

Ballet class report: instructor, a tiny hyper French man yelling about 'squeeze the po-po!' remains one of my Favourite Encounters. New shoes! Amazing Highly recommend vs 30 or old pair😅 i remain Disney Hippo in Tutu vs Actual Ballerina . I am still JJ. Po po muscles sore My heart soars

Mood. 😂

This is an A+ Frankenstein joke and I really love it. 10/10, no notes.

you otter not miss this 🦦 It’s #SeaOtterAwarenessWeek! Stop by the marine life area all week from 10:45 to 2:15 for otter-themed games and a chance to chat with zoo staff and volunteers, as well as our paw-tners from @elakhaalliance.bsky.social!

If the rapture happens, will my US customers stop complaining about how much perishable things cost here, in CAD,after being cold -shipped a minimum of 3600km through a minimum of two international borders? Asking for a friend.

Dear fellow perimenopause enthusiasts, is this 'go to bed at 7pm! sleep for a million hours, even on Saturday ' thing a thing? Sincerely, not a person, just a list of symptoms walking among the living

Can anyone foster or adopt a sweet stray cat in SoCal?

Hello, i thought Dishie, my beloved dishwasher, was broken, but I got er all unclogged and reset All By Myself. I am not fixitty by nature, so this is Tiny wins😅😅

Ballet class report: lighter on my feet than previous years. Still a wobbler. One almost-actual pirouette. Ballroom class with Loud Dads after us 😅 different vibe than previous years' 'the intimidating advanced ballet class after us' gathering as we wrap up our session 😅😅

NEW! The Extremely Up Close and Personal Tee now available at shop.weirdal.com

If you place a camera in the lion habitat … They’re going to turn it into a giant cat toy

Happy Birthday to Arvo Pärt. Have a listen to this glorious piece of music - youtu.be/gpPPM7d-x20?...

Currently listening to:

This is all I want to care about today.

This is always the moment right after kisses, just before punching or more napping. This time they chose napping. But don't worry. Soon there will be punching.

I would like to attend a Danny Elfman Janelle Monae concert, tbh

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

Monday mood 🥱 #BarredOwl 🪶📷🌿 moniquedao.com/birding #birdguide #tourguide #natureguide #birdphotography #birding #birds #birder #birdwatching #canadabirds #letsgobirding #barredowls #britishcolumbia

GitHub is hiring for GitHub projects specifically a level 3 person, so if you are earlier in your career this might be the place for you githubinc.jibeapply.com/jobs/4444

@ladyscarlettblush.bsky.social very belated , happy birthday wishes! I am wishing you a year of feeling free and as much like yer actual SRLF as possible

The Project and The Team 😅 We wish you a happy Sunday

Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.

i need this flaming finger on my front lawn right the fuck now

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it." - Edith Sitwell

Best glory I’ve ever seen from a plane! It’s an optical phenomenon that occurs when light interacts in and around tiny droplets of water in the clouds, in the direction opposite the sun. More complex than a rainbow. Here’s a link to some more info: www.zmescience.com/science/phys... #optics #physics

All still 100% available except the Minotaur which is 0% available

Sewing advice from my lovely soft-spoken, not sweary, work-study boss 24 years ago , which possibly doubles as general life philosophy :"sometimes you just have to pin the hell out of it and hope for the best"😅

At the core of transmisogyny is, inevitably, misogyny itself. The viciousness with which some people trash trans women for how they look, or their supposed artificiality, or perceived errors in their behaviour, comes from a fundamental loathing of any women who doesn’t conform to their expectations.

THERE we go. It was originally posted by kendrawcandraw.bsky.social (thanks to @qprime.bsky.social for finding it!)

Memento Mori, more n more with each season& year that passes me by... oooh, I guess each year that I pass through, tbh. Anyway, nice to swim this bit of the River with you guys 🥰

I say things to myself like, " i'm not one of those go crazy for Halloween the second it's September " people. But, exhibit A:

Show us your old woman role models

sorry i missed your big announcement, are you still dead

Regarding yesterday’s Labor Day post - I keep forgetting that at my age, a black & white artsy photo, holding a flower, with a Bible verse could give some of you a scare. So sorry 🙏🏻❤️ As Mark Twain once said, “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” #dougjones #stillalive

Y'ALL I dyed some fakey satin from white to kinda gold. The magic of Rit ' camel' plus a nice sink full of turmeric😅😅

Cartoon kitty ready for blanket fort ambush ( she is currently napping on my stomach, so i cannot move.)

We were talking about this at dinner 😅😅 survey results: EPITOME

' is a terrible person dead?' conspiracies are way more fun than ' drink bleach/ eat dewormer/ science isn't real' conspiracies

Awwww yeaaaaaaah busted thermocoupler ***on the hot water heater just in time for a holiday weekend 😅😅😅 *** we assume **based on last time

Good malarkey today

What if he’s been on the roof this whole time

Hello

It's friday! that means it's time for the weekly good news thread! What's your good news from the week? What's made you smile? I'm watching From so I'm afraid all the smiling references I have this week are THIS GUY. Sorry for the nightmares.

Be nice to my lysmachia or i'm gonna smack (i)ya

I heard 'face like a rumpled leather handbag made by Ed Gein' recently, and well

Also a Star😅