If you like your paintings little and moodily texture-rich, look no further.

Happy ToofDay! I mean Tuesday! I mean #CoosDay!!!

Do a dance Made some PANTS There are Definitely things I would do differently next time (leg width, button placement, buying a zip instead of ripping one out of an old purse) But pretty pleased for my first go at zips& buttons- my 80s acid wash mom jean dreams came true😅😅 ( sew Liberated pattern)

I want to thank you! For puttin' me back in my SNAIIL HEEEEEEELLLLLLM!! I wanna Thank you! For puttin' me back in my SNAIL HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLMM!!

Dress rehearsal! I promise I am not trying to sneak in to a medical setting and give out terrible treatment/ advice😅

I made less of a "2026 vision board" and more of a "2026 story inspiration cabinet"

It's my first tech weekend in 10 years- here we go

Where are my horror nerd friends??? I THINK it's horror .... it's some of the best script writing i have seen in ages, no idea what's going to happen next 🤩🤩🤩 I BLAME SOCIETY 🤩🤩🤩

I have been very not-internet during holidays and rehearsals and back-to-work😅 Hello phone friends! How's yer 2026?

Gemini: It’s a new year full of human interactions to avoid.

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

We burned some shit! Time for fried chicken and GAS STATION PROSECCO HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Oi @stevehorton.mst3k.fan Guess what my friend got for Christmas 🤩🤩He brought it over to show us. Kitty approved in southeast Ontario 😅

Good Times

Holiday Greetings

And thus did we end our family Christmas Day Things by driving home via the house with the Krampus on their lawn, whilst listening to Ronnie James Dio's rendition of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen on the radio. Happy Boxing Day.

SkySitDownForAMinute

Avoiding a 15 minute potentially-uncomfortable conversation. It only took 8 months of stress and worry 😅

I love em, but there are TOO MANY😅

I can't tell if it's a middle aged lady thing- hot DAMN do I love led candles now😅 i think it IS because of peri peri brain fog. I know there is at least one way I can't burn my house down. OK, back to centrepiece jail 😅

Worried I am repetitive, but tis the season 😅 FALALALALA

happy harmonica

Hello, you have reached walking blob of Pine Sap, how may I direct your call for the next 12 days or so? 😅🥰

Have just been reminded that my friend Christina once overheard the following in Waitrose: it’s perfect. “Mummy, does Lego have a silent T on the end like Merlot?”

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

I don’t even have a Reddit account, but I feel it is my duty to make bluesky aware of the Real Bees Fake Top Hats subreddit so that y’all can enjoy and/or contribute. This is what the internet for. Not fascism and generative AI. 🐝 www.reddit.com/r/RealBeesFa...

We are reviving our annual Lebowski, aka everyone come over on boxing day, and watch big lebowski while eating leftovers ( dressing up in bathrobe, or full-on costuming as Walter, as one friend has done in past, optional)

movie you've watched more than six times; hard mode for me: no David Lynch, no giallo, & no horror

The art and the artiste

Covid and flu shot day Get it put it in me!

If peacocks can scream all day and still be fabulous, so can you.

The National Trust wins organisations on social media today.

Dear @amockingbird.bsky.social

I ’ve come to sing you a song called December, Carson Ellis. Goodnight. ✨ #GothicAdvent

BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS

I would die for Hocus x

Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet

I am very late to One Battle After Another. Holy shit, One Battle After Another!

HAPPY NORMAL THURSDAY CANADA GARBAGE DAY WILL BE ON ITS USUAL DAY 🥰🥰🥰

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Bastards 😅

Good health and better times to our neighbours in the south!

I have been thinking a lot about ' is this online space just a place for [ usually married. American. Middle aged] men to keep their nasty little secrets, or to act out their fantasies of how they would prefer to [ mis] treat people?' I like that this place is not currently so much that 😅

We all need to get dramatic portraits like this done with our cats. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

I’ve got you!

Rolling by like the 3 ghosts of Christmas

Some of these are sold but worth a look for you grappletasms, perhaps

people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,

A huge flock of geese came over a hill when I was out this morning, no doubt agitated by the family of bald eagles that were nearby. This is sort of a Where's Waldo photo in that one of these geese is not like the others. #photography #birdphotography #birds