github is apparently about to drop down to 89.99% uptime… microsoft that is not 3 9s you do not get to count it

it feels sooooooo good to be transgender when you don't got a manufactured social panic in your ear telling you it's nasty

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

I don't care if you have they / them in your bio, this is spiritually cisgender

nobody deserves anything in this world but when you trans your gender and change your name due to a joke about a regional beer ..... you should automatically get the gay shirts from the beer. is my personal opinion.

They need to invent jock straps with laffy taffy style jokes on the inside and call them joke straps

Well. What's to like

we need to take stock of the fact drag bans are bans on trans life, because of how they are worded legally we need to take take stock of the fact our medical care and access to necessary public facilities are bans on trans life we need cis people to see this because trans folks already get it

So far I have received zero invites. I have, however, received a note from a legal podcaster saying that I won't be on because being trans isn't a qualification to talk about this issue.

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

Garak: I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist here

A common trans feminine fantasy is to imagine yourself as someone with a much higher social standing and support network, such as a dog.

YO?! Is this the holographic charizard?

lmao she also said, "how do you know a date with a pilot is halfway over? cause he says "but enough about flying, let's talk about me"

“Picrew” has intense proxy pro-AnCap vibes.

My Shit Is All Fucked Lately. Sorry. doomsdayllc.com

I’m literally wearing a giant fuzzy bathrobe as I read this 👍

every time I saw a big door in Deltarune I would jokingly think to myself "undertale is happening in there". the problem is that I found this phrase so amusing that every time I see a door I'm not supposed to go into irl I think to myself "undertale must be happening in there"

one time on twitter in like 22, merritt made some post about like how d&d was an occasion to change a lot about yourself and wasn't that incredible, or something, and i made a crude edit of that jane lynch shot saying "i am going to make a replies that is so cis" and merritt blocked me for it.

My only Stranger Things take is that I'm not watching all of that.

Oh no, thank you, I actually just had a year.

I genuinely believe Family Guy paved the way for the endless parade of garbled ”what if Deadpool met Harry Potter and John Wick” type genAI videos people are flooding social media with now

Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

I bought this before Jared went crazy

combatting the fertility situation by bringing shitty masons on tour. all the locals come to the town center to watch mr teal monster completely fuck up a wannabe corporate campus mulch planter retaining wall as he peacocks away half his mortar. then the heckling. a blessing of effluvial success.

RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it

I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up. These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you roryblank.bigcartel.com

I really don't get why she doesn't just take down the original post, and re-upload with alt text and an apology. Having made the original mistake (I'm being kind calling it a mistake, I know), surely that's the best recovery?

This isn't a way that I am because of wanting to be. It's just the way my brain works. But people see me do it and they get mad because they think I want to make other people feel bad, or they think I feel too good about myself so I have to be made to feel bad.

(guy running 26 miles) Those trash cans are too far

By popular request I have added this shirt to my reprint store

i love you dude but i think i have to throw you off my scent

Anxiety: What if you're not good enough Depression: Everyone hates you Kraid quick kill:

Yesterday, the executive director of my local food bank said that if people feel like they *have* to give food rather than money, canned goods are best if they have pull-tops rather than requiring a can opener, because not everybody has a can opener.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

Look I don’t know what food 5 guys is. Obviously that’s why I need this scientific study

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

BOO!

is this anything