is this anything

In old England the greatest lords think it great glory to be slapped by a queen

it's not a game

Oh you’re scared of monsters even though they’re real and they’re here right now?

i can’t tell you how heartbroken i am that someone else beat me to New York Yonic Con

It doesn’t matter how many times you’ve seen the PS3 prototype controller on your timeline, it will always come back around again

mama if you please, rotate a pork roll egg and cheese if you please

Look up. Do you see the beans twinkling in the night sky

Why aren't people praising me at all times? Seems like an oversight.

I wish there were RPG modding scenes with the energy of SMW hacking. I want to play a Final Fantasy V hack that starts you with all jobs mastered and puts you against a sequence of ridiculously hard custom bosses and I want it to be called "bartz goes to the store and buys a dozen eggs"

The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.

I have this

the grant writer title actually involves wearing two hats and one hat is feeding the people who actually have these jobs and also you don't get a hat

I definitely don't equally rank those in the list below that I have read, but hell, I'll put C.S. Lewis's Narnia way above Harry Potter at this point in the literary situation. [full shade]

Case in point: www.janeyolen.com/wizards-hall/

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

this is partly why i have three Better Luck Next Time rabbits, but doesn't explain why i got a Mayor of Pain Town shirt unless it is a positive consequence. which idk

(takes it off, revealing a NEVER GONNA LIVE IN SPACE shirt)

restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

today i am appreciating: homestar runner's subversion of the megaman "In the year 20XX" ambiguous year trope with "20X6", pronounced "Twenty-Exty-Six". it's still an ambiguous decade, but it's the sixth year of that ambiguous decade. i love that. delightful gag.

yo this shirt tho

When I first held these flyers, I knew where to go: to Bluesky to write image descriptions. Replies will contain, in sequence each flyer & the text needed to address issues with character limits. I see everything fits in the first skeet here but I'll also make replies with flyer text as skeet text

I will do all the tasks on the list, But first. I will not do them

I will have a 24 hour ASK ME ANYTHING period starting my time 6:00 PM Sunday 8/10/2025 and ending 6:00 PM Monday 8/11/25. (It's about 4:47 PM in eastern daylight time here right now, for calibration.) For sure, this is connected to my decision to schedule LIVE DIA 40 for Wednesday, 8/13/2025.

every time you screenshot freddy deboer not seeing his own shadow we get another 6 weeks of Long 2016

feeling full of gratitude or whatever. thinking about how my heart is full to the brim and stuff. that kind of thing.

Maybe it'll play a little better on this site than on twitter. Why does the gee arr ohh kay logo look exactly like the "Edge of Eternities" logo? I didn't even download aetherdrift on Arena, so, fortunately, this quit has been sticking. I'll still post what I do in every MtG thread now in reply:

shaving my entire body before showing people the new game i made, just in case

of goodfellas (198x). wait I mean (1990)

@marlo.ooo ON IT

discard draft

Washing the dishes. Thinking about chicken

Today’s mail, courtesy of @roryblank.bsky.social. This one is definitely going into heavy rotation. XX

I have a historically important signed copy of a book for sale. $31,022 is the price I ask, which could be waived in order to fortify a good home library. In truth, you could argue it belongs in a museum, but I may not be positioned to do that now.

lmfao the office posters must have been off for the federal holiday

It’s called the Money Plane. Some of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet are on that plane, all craving action. Whatever you want to wager on, the Money Plane has you covered. You want to bet on a dude fucking an alligator? Money Plane.

i am the entire website actually. reskeet if you agree,

In 2018, when voting on the ballot measure to approve this state of affairs was done in the 351 towns and cities that entirely constitute the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, the measure won a simple majority to Yes in about 340 of the 351 towns.

kabaddi knowers (barely me) rise up?

maybe the fact the author doesn't even publish under that last name any more is a clue that you are yammering about a past which is not with us in the present

@poisonjr.bsky.social what do u think

not to be all bluesky about this sort of thing on facebook in January 2020 I announced we are in "the decade of fine"

This, actually .

I haven't made a post about this on here yet but I am in serious need of assistance if you can give it in the next week or so. I have a couple of payment options