Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

I bought this before Jared went crazy

combatting the fertility situation by bringing shitty masons on tour. all the locals come to the town center to watch mr teal monster completely fuck up a wannabe corporate campus mulch planter retaining wall as he peacocks away half his mortar. then the heckling. a blessing of effluvial success.

RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it

I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up. These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you roryblank.bigcartel.com

I really don't get why she doesn't just take down the original post, and re-upload with alt text and an apology. Having made the original mistake (I'm being kind calling it a mistake, I know), surely that's the best recovery?

This isn't a way that I am because of wanting to be. It's just the way my brain works. But people see me do it and they get mad because they think I want to make other people feel bad, or they think I feel too good about myself so I have to be made to feel bad.

(guy running 26 miles) Those trash cans are too far

By popular request I have added this shirt to my reprint store

i love you dude but i think i have to throw you off my scent

Anxiety: What if you're not good enough Depression: Everyone hates you Kraid quick kill:

Yesterday, the executive director of my local food bank said that if people feel like they *have* to give food rather than money, canned goods are best if they have pull-tops rather than requiring a can opener, because not everybody has a can opener.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

Look I don’t know what food 5 guys is. Obviously that’s why I need this scientific study

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

BOO!

is this anything

it's not a game

Oh you’re scared of monsters even though they’re real and they’re here right now?

i can’t tell you how heartbroken i am that someone else beat me to New York Yonic Con

It doesn’t matter how many times you’ve seen the PS3 prototype controller on your timeline, it will always come back around again

mama if you please, rotate a pork roll egg and cheese if you please

Look up. Do you see the beans twinkling in the night sky

Why aren't people praising me at all times? Seems like an oversight.

what are some hypermobility aids i can immediately obtain and utilize for zero dollars to save my life

I wish there were RPG modding scenes with the energy of SMW hacking. I want to play a Final Fantasy V hack that starts you with all jobs mastered and puts you against a sequence of ridiculously hard custom bosses and I want it to be called "bartz goes to the store and buys a dozen eggs"

There was a world, a real world, where the flames would dance just for me.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.

I have this

the grant writer title actually involves wearing two hats and one hat is feeding the people who actually have these jobs and also you don't get a hat

I definitely don't equally rank those in the list below that I have read, but hell, I'll put C.S. Lewis's Narnia way above Harry Potter at this point in the literary situation. [full shade]

Case in point: www.janeyolen.com/wizards-hall/

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

this is partly why i have three Better Luck Next Time rabbits, but doesn't explain why i got a Mayor of Pain Town shirt unless it is a positive consequence. which idk

(takes it off, revealing a NEVER GONNA LIVE IN SPACE shirt)

restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.

today i am appreciating: homestar runner's subversion of the megaman "In the year 20XX" ambiguous year trope with "20X6", pronounced "Twenty-Exty-Six". it's still an ambiguous decade, but it's the sixth year of that ambiguous decade. i love that. delightful gag.

yo this shirt tho

When I first held these flyers, I knew where to go: to Bluesky to write image descriptions. Replies will contain, in sequence each flyer & the text needed to address issues with character limits. I see everything fits in the first skeet here but I'll also make replies with flyer text as skeet text

I will do all the tasks on the list, But first. I will not do them

I will have a 24 hour ASK ME ANYTHING period starting my time 6:00 PM Sunday 8/10/2025 and ending 6:00 PM Monday 8/11/25. (It's about 4:47 PM in eastern daylight time here right now, for calibration.) For sure, this is connected to my decision to schedule LIVE DIA 40 for Wednesday, 8/13/2025.

every time you screenshot freddy deboer not seeing his own shadow we get another 6 weeks of Long 2016

feeling full of gratitude or whatever. thinking about how my heart is full to the brim and stuff. that kind of thing.

animals