It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

Okay give me a billion dollars and the ability to set the editorial agenda of the world's leading publications

im gonna figure out how to make an album or a website with songs or some shit and then itll be all over for evreyone including me

WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters.

The Bait Ratio is when the quote tweets are a multiple of the follower count of the account that got everyone riled up

no s girls

put those heart eyes and onomatopoeias away when im talking to you girl this is serious

what do you know about "rent lowering posts" I Am The Rent Lowering Posts

i got one word for ya bucko: HER

once upon a time in the jeff

☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆

Among the first US government cases of suffrage for non-human life. Delaware has been a preferred site of phylactery for these entities for some time. You could call them aliens voting if you prefer altho the history of the word "alien" in USA government is quite old, older than corporate personhood

One of best differences I’ve seen is Er*c Alp*rs engagement numbers, less that a handful of likes on any given post here, and hundreds to thousands per post on Threads.

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i call it a love over gold half can Monster Rehab [lemon, the most common by far, yellow. the uncarbonated lemon tea monster energy drink] about equal part prosecco

one of my favorite things about visiting dc as a native is reacquainting myself with my favorite type of tourist: the Meltdown Dad

Whenever my ex would have IBS issues, we’d crank up the volume on someone’s phone and play “This Girl is On Fire”

mute dot northsky dot mute

there's some kind of a six tokens joke here, six hundo tokens. is that sexxy tho i hear you ask,

Now in this case, we can at least rely on Onstad's extensive, loving, careful use of alt text to reinforce his text-heavy original images, and

This was. Onstad said he was gonna start using AI a couple years ago.

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please…i have given up so much

I was at a friend’s house in DC for Thanksgiving and a couple walked in the front door singing, “We’re heeeeeeere,” while holding aloft a bottle of wine, only to find a room full of silent, stunned strangers staring back at them.

Gladiator vs The Devil Wears Prada Whoever wins we lose

i have the same "inspired by that same french excellence" ass relationship to hot tgirls that paul masson does to actually drinkable wine. also i think if he were alive orson welles would do a commercial for me as well

hope GL has a great day today

i maybe gotta hand it to her on this one almost possibly. i've been a halimede hawk, i've been cautious, i've been wary

She wants to know where her dinner is. Where's her dinner?

Mummies from the Roman era had gold tongues ~ welcome to viral science of the day account by me ~

Seems it's now a prerequisite that if you're going to work on a micro-blogging social media site you have to have a silly little tantrum in public aimed towards those pesky transgenders.

I’m reposting the broth video because sometimes I just need to see it

github is apparently about to drop down to 89.99% uptime… microsoft that is not 3 9s you do not get to count it

it feels sooooooo good to be transgender when you don't got a manufactured social panic in your ear telling you it's nasty

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

I don't care if you have they / them in your bio, this is spiritually cisgender

nobody deserves anything in this world but when you trans your gender and change your name due to a joke about a regional beer ..... you should automatically get the gay shirts from the beer. is my personal opinion.

They need to invent jock straps with laffy taffy style jokes on the inside and call them joke straps

Well. What's to like

we need to take stock of the fact drag bans are bans on trans life, because of how they are worded legally we need to take take stock of the fact our medical care and access to necessary public facilities are bans on trans life we need cis people to see this because trans folks already get it

So far I have received zero invites. I have, however, received a note from a legal podcaster saying that I won't be on because being trans isn't a qualification to talk about this issue.

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

Garak: I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist here

A common trans feminine fantasy is to imagine yourself as someone with a much higher social standing and support network, such as a dog.

YO?! Is this the holographic charizard?