Coyotes

Hoagies that grow from cave ceilings

uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu

Imagine being a really weird creature

a stinky sausage-based humanoid

Last night I had a dream that I went outside and all the trees were covered in flowers and then I looked up and the moon was really big

corned beef is beef that comes on a cob

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Imagine going around the corner and finding a coyote!

take me out to the small game shrink me down really small buy me one peanut or crackerjack the largest thing I ever had for a snack

kangarubiks cube

Triangle

A living lollipop shaped like a kobold

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if you vore the prime minister of canada that makes you a carney vore

a superhero with the power to shoot a beam of carrots from their armpit

*turns you into a dragon made of cheese and bites you*

Don't forget to take a bath in pilk

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/tumblr_pbtjlyzXdt1u5o2yco1_1280.jpg

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What if you got lost in a giant soft fluffy coyote tail?

the nutcracker suite the nutcracker sour the nutcracker bitter the nutcracker salty the nutcracker savory

the big noodle

the treachery of the toenail clipping swamp

I have something important to say: coyotes

This is still my favorite OpenOffice/LibreOffice pun.

magic (paw) beans

coyotes are allowed to play with matches if they want!

Repeat again and again.

horny on water main there's cum in the water it's turning the friggen frogs on now one is hugging tucker carleson's face plap plap plap plap oh look he has stopped talking and his face has become a giant frog egg

Rotato the coyotato

A game show where you have to get through an obstacle course in latex and solve puzzles to get the secret safe word

The secret word is "BITES U!" You know what to do whenever anyone says the secret word, don't you?

Did you know: You can simply be girl?

I love you, giant bag of shredded cheese

dollar william

a genie that comes out of a nipple when you rub it

They should make ice cream treats that look like realistic fried chicken drumsticks.

It's tricky playing violin with big claws! 📷 @skullbird.net #FursuitFriday

Rotato the coyotato

"ontology" is the study of placing one thing on top of, or onto, another thing

A coyote just wagged at you! How do you feel?

What fun is knowing plush furs if you can't soak them in milk and then suck the milk out and throw them at a wall?

*rolls an otter up in a tortilla* Mmmm enchilotter

*pets a deer made of eyeballs* good eye deer :3

When rabbits do bukkake that's sticky buns.

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I'm gonna name your pubes George. George Bush.