IT'S ELLEN TIME!
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36 She/They Comanche 18+ Expect extremely weird shitposts!
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saxophone tf
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being crushed under a pile of puppies is how I want to go
about 6 hours ago
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ducks explained by ducks
about 6 hours ago
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bunny nut cheerios
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gnashThrasher
2 days ago
can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
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Riley the Purple Coyote
1 day ago
In Glizzy We Trust
#fursuitfriday
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@nurkobear.bsky.social
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@lupesuits.bsky.social
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day of the living butts
about 7 hours ago
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I had this for lunch. I was so full of soup X3
about 8 hours ago
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bok choy cabbage that thang
about 13 hours ago
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You must journey into the attic and eat the cockroach of wisdom to gain the secret knowledge that shrimps is bugs.
about 13 hours ago
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Basil 🌿
about 15 hours ago
Acceptance
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Does anyone else think a toilet comes across as aggressive when it flushes too forcefully and loudly? A high pressure toilet is like an attack toilet or something.
about 13 hours ago
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Those were the good times. I had such a wonderful sense of happiness; it had pockets!
about 14 hours ago
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Would you believe me if I told you that I was a creature?
about 14 hours ago
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Sometimes a | is just a |
about 14 hours ago
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You should trust my paws
about 14 hours ago
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a transformation in snoot technology
about 15 hours ago
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starting a fire by breaking off an animal cracker's leg and using it as a fire drill on the rest of the cookie carcass
about 15 hours ago
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the world's most whimsical toilet paper
about 15 hours ago
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being calm is good, but how about losing your shit gracefully every once in a while?
about 15 hours ago
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how to make a knife out of television static
about 16 hours ago
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a feral coyote maid that chews on everything and pees everywhere
11 months ago
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the hovering dinosaur butt
about 16 hours ago
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⛥H. Kyoht Luterman⛧ 🔜 MFF Dealer
1 day ago
Friendly reminder.
#art
#goat
#doodle
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your tail is stinky
about 17 hours ago
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*sticks tiny yinglets inside of your brain*
about 17 hours ago
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The Ghost Of Cohost. CoGhost. Gohosohssosost
3 days ago
going to bump this one last time, & this ismy last request for help for a little bit. A combination of guilt & unsustainability means I either need to start providing something when I ask or find something more stable. Still no job, still no unemployment, and medical costs spiked without insurance.
add a skeleton here at some point
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GoblinGalPalRazii
2 days ago
Hey gang! Ima need to ask that we cycle this and cycle it hard because my house life is evaporating hardcore for my roomie and I here and we need to get the hell outta dodge. I’m sure blusky will do something shitty about this but here we go again
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*looks you deep in the eyes and bites your nose*
1 day ago
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they need to invent a caffeinated jalapeno
1 day ago
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the fat coyote that plops in front of you and eats your burrito
1 day ago
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Why would you name an Indiana Gary?
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OnlyYotes
1 day ago
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/photo_37@14-12-2021_22-54-07.jpg
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sophia ♥️
2 days ago
[me] hey can you make some coffee [coffeemaker] sure [me] hey can you wash the dishes [dishwasher] sure [me] hey can you print this page [printer] lmao who do you think you are
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What if batteries but hairy
1 day ago
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2 more hours until they let me out of my enclosure for the weekend >:3
1 day ago
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*ominous coyote sounds*
1 day ago
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Basil 🌿
1 day ago
Silly
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I should get pho this weekend
1 day ago
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Find yourself a girl who makes you say "OUCH! SHE BIT ME!"
over 2 years ago
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Relle Decoyote
1 day ago
Yap
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Anhedonuts
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(an yotelet)
1 day ago
behold: majestic yote mouth
add a skeleton here at some point
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Do you ever think about coyotes?
2 days ago
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Dirty underwear in aspic
2 days ago
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Erkhyan Rafosa
2 days ago
You enter a cave. You stare into Medusa’s eyes. … You turn into Dwayne Johnson.
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the evil elf that crawls out from under the sink blowing a whistle made of parmesan cheese before peeing in your lap every time you accidentally sit on your toilet's doppelganger that appears in the early hours of the morning
2 days ago
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a cow that hits you in the face with their udders really hard and it stings and it's all wet and you get milk all over your clothes
2 days ago
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Sly 🐺
2 days ago
The Snout Pole
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Oki Opossum 🐭
6 days ago
Just how I remembered this timeless classic.
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