saxophone tf

being crushed under a pile of puppies is how I want to go

ducks explained by ducks

bunny nut cheerios

can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic

In Glizzy We Trust #fursuitfriday 🐶 @nurkobear.bsky.social 🧵🪡 @twinkyarts.net @lupesuits.bsky.social 📸 ???

day of the living butts

I had this for lunch. I was so full of soup X3

bok choy cabbage that thang

You must journey into the attic and eat the cockroach of wisdom to gain the secret knowledge that shrimps is bugs.

Acceptance

Does anyone else think a toilet comes across as aggressive when it flushes too forcefully and loudly? A high pressure toilet is like an attack toilet or something.

Those were the good times. I had such a wonderful sense of happiness; it had pockets!

Would you believe me if I told you that I was a creature?

Sometimes a | is just a |

You should trust my paws

a transformation in snoot technology

starting a fire by breaking off an animal cracker's leg and using it as a fire drill on the rest of the cookie carcass

the world's most whimsical toilet paper

being calm is good, but how about losing your shit gracefully every once in a while?

how to make a knife out of television static

a feral coyote maid that chews on everything and pees everywhere

the hovering dinosaur butt

Friendly reminder. #art #goat #doodle

your tail is stinky

*sticks tiny yinglets inside of your brain*

going to bump this one last time, & this ismy last request for help for a little bit. A combination of guilt & unsustainability means I either need to start providing something when I ask or find something more stable. Still no job, still no unemployment, and medical costs spiked without insurance.

Hey gang! Ima need to ask that we cycle this and cycle it hard because my house life is evaporating hardcore for my roomie and I here and we need to get the hell outta dodge. I’m sure blusky will do something shitty about this but here we go again gofund.me/429701ae7

*looks you deep in the eyes and bites your nose*

they need to invent a caffeinated jalapeno

the fat coyote that plops in front of you and eats your burrito

Why would you name an Indiana Gary?

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/photo_37@14-12-2021_22-54-07.jpg

[me] hey can you make some coffee [coffeemaker] sure [me] hey can you wash the dishes [dishwasher] sure [me] hey can you print this page [printer] lmao who do you think you are

What if batteries but hairy

2 more hours until they let me out of my enclosure for the weekend >:3

*ominous coyote sounds*

Silly

I should get pho this weekend

Find yourself a girl who makes you say "OUCH! SHE BIT ME!"

Yap

Anhedonuts

behold: majestic yote mouth

Do you ever think about coyotes?

Dirty underwear in aspic

You enter a cave. You stare into Medusa’s eyes. … You turn into Dwayne Johnson.

the evil elf that crawls out from under the sink blowing a whistle made of parmesan cheese before peeing in your lap every time you accidentally sit on your toilet's doppelganger that appears in the early hours of the morning

a cow that hits you in the face with their udders really hard and it stings and it's all wet and you get milk all over your clothes

The Snout Pole

Just how I remembered this timeless classic.