I feel that same sense of dissociation I had on Jan 6 tbh

Did you know that bluesky contains many creatures?

The anti santa claus. The anti claus

hello funky creatures!

HIGUESSWHATTHEREISANELLENONYOURTIMELINEANDYOUCANTGETHEROFFYOUARESTUCKWITHTHEELLENANDSHEISSCREAMINGANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I want you to be a puppy.

during the Triassic period everyone had three butts

Labubu baggins

Don't be surprised if I tell you that I have crabs when you ask what I got from the seafood restaurant.

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/photo_37@14-12-2021_22-54-07.jpg

Coyotes are perfect

Having only ever lived in Ohio and Maine, it didn’t occur to me until just now that there are so many states without a single lighthouse. Kansas must be littered with crashed boats on its shores.

woah, butt nipples

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Do you wanna know a secret? Come closer. *BITES YOUR EAR BITES YOUR EAR BITES YOUR EAR BITES YOUR EAR BITES YOUR EAR BITES YOUR EAR*

Keep clam and scurry on

The hidden snorkel cave thinks about you always

Can you count to squeegee?

Arachnid flavored juice box

*spreads butter all over a dragon's belly*

Do you ever just scrunkly?

One puppy's mission to lick the entire county

The precious hermit crab

The hillbilly ketchup bath

*turns your nose into a meatloaf*

la creatura

HIGUESSWHOITISTHATSRIGHTITSMEELLENANDIAMFEELINGBITEYTHATSRIGHTITISTIMEFORTHEBITESCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPGNAWGNAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

mehryr uh crmas uh 2022 !!!!!

Two passengers sitting in an airplane: Guy #1: “I think we’ve reached our cruising altitude.” Guy #2: “How can you tell?” Guy #1: “A twink just winked at me in the lavatory.”

The coyote

can the cat get like 10/15$? That'll be enough to get a combo pack to get us through the next couple weeks

Someone that vomits daisies on you every time you answer the door

Them: you should think twice about that one. Me: bold of you to assume there was a first think involved.

sometimes deer

I have the kind of autism that makes you a creature

:3c

A message for you all to carry through the year

Last night I had a dream that I was eating a giant corncob-like blackberry.

*eats a jalapeno for breakfast*

don't look to the future or the past just stick a firecracker up your ass it'll blow away your blues just do it when you choose save it for a rainy day or when you're on your way out to play I don't know what you'll gain except a lot of pain

OHNOITISALREADYJANUARYTHEFIRSTTHEYEARISGOINGBYSOFASTANDTHATMEANSWEONLYHAVETIMETODOONEMORETHINGBEFORETHEENDOF2026ANDTHATTHINGISCREAMTRUSTMEWEWILLNEEDAWHOLEYEARTOSCREAMALLTHESCREAMTHATWEWILLSCREAMLETSGETSTARTEDONTHATSCREAMIFWEWANTTOFINISHBYTHEENDOFTHEYEARANDIFYOUAREGOODIWILLBITEYOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happy Nude Deer!

Simulate being in France by eating a cigarette baked into a croissant while feeling depressed

HAPPY POOCH YEAR

*steals your New Year's snacks*

What if you were a creature?

This coming year, I plan on making you go AAAAAAAA

2026 will be the year everyone turns feral >:3

a dvd standby screen but it's a belly bouncing around