Your nerves are dog dicks because they have sheaths

Seuss flavor Zil!

🦇 Commission for @yotedragon.bsky.social 🔱 Spooky critter >:3c

cast away your garments and anoint the nipples with icing

a land inhabited by extremely large swarms of bees

Becoming a pooltoy can be a mind expanding experience.

Micro that plays your mitochondrial membranes like a bongo. I hear they are a real powerhouse of a drummer though.

*extremely six seven voice* six six six seven!

:3c *BITES AND RUNS OFF*

a land inhabited by extremely large swarms of bees

cast away your garments and anoint the nipples with icing

Becoming a pooltoy can be a mind expanding experience.

Micro that plays your mitochondrial membranes like a bongo. I hear they are a real powerhouse of a drummer though.

sucking up toilet water through a saxophone with a vacuum cleaner

ITISTUESDAYAVERYBORINGDAYTIMETOMAKEYOURTUESDAYMOREEXCITINGWITHAVERYEXCITINGNOISETOMAKEYOURDAYEXCITINGEVENBEFOREYOUWAKEUPTIMEFORTHESCREAMTIMEFORTHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

get weirder 🫵

fun coyote time

The coyote butt

*slaps a piece of cheese on your face*

I wonder if anyone has ever had two different spellings of the same name as a hyphenated last name

Breathing in a foxygen-based atmosphere has a 99% chance of turning you into a bottom.

OHNOITISALREADYMONDAYTHEWEEKHASBEGUNANDTHATMAKESMEWANTTOSCREAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

slides this across the table… ko-fi.com/bunnpilled i’m a Black transfemme furry artist who’s also a full-time student; i’d greatly appreciate a few bucks of support this ✨

What if you were a creature and you saw another creature and you were both creatures together?

synth with a see and say in their chest that transforms into whatever animal it lands on

*sticks my snoot in your ear*

Satire is dead. Real life finally caught up. I have to double check to see if the headlines are from The Onion now! I have seen some of the cruelest, harshest, most mean-spirited takes from people that when someone tries to parody that they just stick the landing on a perfect imitation instead.

what if tinnitus but olfactory?

*covers a husky's tail in cheeto dust and BITES* mmm cheese curl :3

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - it’s hard out there.

a large gang that goes in with chisels and carves all cement bollards in office complexes into phalli overnight

me being perfectly normal and innocent uwu

Numbers station, but it’s a morning zoo type program with silly voices and annoying sound effects.

what if there was a meatball pie with pasta for crust?

"Creature" is what I use in a lot of my furry stories in place of "man," "woman," or "person." E.g. "Every creature in the room" "Creature-at-arms" (which would be an awesome band name) "Salescreature" "Creature of impeccable taste"

"Creature" is such a good term. It's gender neutral, it rejects humanity, it implies danger or anomaly, and it's valid for any species. Shoutouts to all my creature friends

Emergency needs Med supplies and copays $287 Bills to keep life going $609 Moms emergency next step in treatment And biggest goal $3051 Little goal $30 to get back and fourth to treatment. Current overwhelming stressed needed goals praying and manifesting. #cancersucks ko-fi.com/daisyandrave...

the amazing coyotes!

You've been coyotified!

What if you met a silly creature?

cactus!

spork would be a beautiful name for a pig

If you see something that looks like a star And it's shooting up out of the ground And your head is spinning from a loud coyote And you just can't escape from the scream Don't worry too much it'll happen to you We were puppies once playing with toys

when bladder stones form on the outside

pubic zirconium