MEN SWEAR BY IT: Nothing impresses women like the Man Cylinder. 🍆

“It’s hard to believe anyone finds this attractive,” wrote 25-year-old Evan Marsh in response to a photo of the computer-generated dog posted on Reddit

I did not know this & I have a new life ambition

With these sorts of cries of 'fascists are secretly gay', read Klaus Theweleit's Male Fantasies (vol. 2, p. 339) for a far more interesting interpretation: fascists replace sexual freedom and dismantling of social norms with the psychosexual compulsion to must do what is forbidden, but also obey

i really wish there were some secret insider technique to overcome Vampire Autism™ but the only way out i ever found was to grit my teeth and just… talk to people it’s the scariest leap of faith. it’s terrifying. but kill the voice inside your head that says you’re unworthy of other people’s time

Everyone has always known this stuff has nothing to do with reality but it’s really never been quite as stark as it is now with all these Droopy Dog looking guys mocking the lack of virile manhood in another guy because he ate lettuce once

Of course TennoConcert opens with the song most likely to Piss Me Off. (It's very good.)

Timeline cleanse: You're watching Mei & Kira, two sea otters (Enhydra lutris) at the Toba Aquarium in Japan, help clean the pool area after playtime. The reward is an ice treat. Enrichment activities like this promote mental wellness. Let's talk about the SUCCESS of sea otter conservation.

Is the Smithsonian on bluesky? We're going to need another museum (of horses).

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 10,1958

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LRP: I think about "Billion Minus One" monk a lot, and it's been my philosophy for a while now. People are camping outside Target and Gamestop to give Nintendo $800 for their new digital-only anti-consumer console? That sucks for them. I'm gonna pirate an old Pokémon game in their honor.

Bringing this mindset to the lead-up to GTA VI

i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

Sorry to be a Gamer™ but I'm actually pretty jazzed about this. Like, it's just a video game, but it's a video game that I love, and it takes an unbelievable amount of work to get to this point. I could be embarrassed about the amount of time put into this, but I'd rather be proud of it.

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what are they DOING bro. #deltarune

Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.

SECRET NAZIS DO NOT VOTE FOR THE RIGHT THINGS! Jesus Christ! The best you are going to get out of a "secret Nazi" is a position as controlled opposition. Which means your civil rights are toast, heifer. Bruh, I hate it here. America is cooked. Well done. Bring the check.

Leftists only like to talk about how Godzilla is genderfluid and has a cavernous cloaca.

"when you played house as a kid what role did you take the most?" wilson but if he was taken id be cuddy or cameron

Adolescences of Utena (1999) directed by Kunihiko Ikuhara

You should find healing. You look unwell.

i've never liked anyone this much before

was loading an order into a customer's car and their passenger kept awkwardly telling me it was the customer's birthday. do... do you think I'm gonna sing happy birthday???

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

I keep scrolling back up to take another look at this. Those shapes and the purposeful brushwork are so good.

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

waitress: could i get you anything to drink? me: yeah uhhhh can i get the noncon pepsi

one of my favorite chinese restaurants has an online menu with commentary from the owner and its very funny to me that shes like "eh its just ok dont get your hopes up" on multiple dishes

What the hell is this? They should have lost by 30.

Sometimes you have mutuals that really make your day when they interact with anything you do, and it hits especially hard after you feel like you've been Real Annoying with political or weird stuff, like "oh thank god you haven't muted me.. yet."

this is how fox's access the internet btw. just in case you didn't know

I was wrong. Betoota topped ^ that one.

Calling @betootaadvocate.bsky.social as the early winner…

look guys there are a lot of rumors swirling about mitch mcconnell right now so just a reminder about how important it is to make sure you're only sharing information that is properly sourced verified and credible or at least really fucking funny

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Did i cry making the Alts for this image i'm obsessed with since before i came out as trans anywhere ? Credits for the first image @Anna_haifish (from Twitter) The Second and last images are from tumblr User MolaBuddy

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