Their faces are absolute GOLD

Unsolicited Vic Pic

This has to be AI right? Please tell me a thinking person didn’t write this.

“Me time”

What’s the term for wanting to stay awake for no good reason but should really go to bed? I’m there.

Chainsaws are out. Let’s all cross our fingers the city doesn’t accidentally drop a tree on my roof.

I laughed so very hard at this.

“bald eagles are just vultures with a good pr agent” - Ron Magill

The Sunday Scaries do not belong in a warrior's heart! Banish them to gre'thor with the dishonored dead where they belong! Qapla'!

"I hope this email finds you well." How this email finds me:

I had no idea. That bald eagle sound is just sad man.

When I take a selfie in the Good Lighting™️

Huh. Didn’t know I could get hangovers anymore

Tailgating at FSU-Miami game and brought a friend who just wants to say hi!

Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this: Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.

I know there is a lot of injustice in the world, but it is time for your periodic reminder that it has now been 4,721 days since Disney bought Star Wars, and it is still impossible to purchase a Chewbacca shower pouf, and I just do not understand.

Hey, do I have any immigration lawyers in my network? #LawSky

Something I’ve learned about myself this week: I put my pants on left leg first. Every time.

TLH Facebook is going exactly as you think it would on Yom Kippur

Need my BBQ/cooking friends to weigh in here: I’m planning on doing smoked then fried wings. How long can I hold the wings in the fridge between the two stages? I’d like to do it the day before if possible but not sure if the wings will still be good.

Hey, look at this neat guy with the legs posing with his two friends for this week's newsletter. We're one week out from the event and I'm currently sitting at 25% of my goal. If you've got the money to spare, Thrive Survivor Support Center could really use the help. 💛 share.google/oF6FC9kCvLCW...

Welp. It’s 24 days until my combo 10k/half marathon. Maybe I should go for a run?

Tile location-finding tags, unlike Apple/Google tags, broadcast MAC address/unique ID unencrypted, letting stalkers, Tile or LE track people/items. Anti-theft feature also undoes anti-stalking feature - any tag in anti-theft mode is invisible to scans looking for stalkers. My story for @wired.com

See this is why I hate plants for a bereavement gift. If a persons close to me dies, I’m likely going through a tough time and can barely take care of myself and you’ve now thrust a new living thing I have to keep alive as well.

A teeny bit obsessed with my new pool float

ACC football

Another Saturday where Miami isn't playing and the weather is beautiful and I have a pool and some cigars and don't have any game to pay marginal attention to.

This fucker just commented about how much traffic there is suddenly on our street. My man, the game just ended.

*standing ovation*

I fucking love bye weeks

College Kickers (Evergreen post)

Gotta make up for generally shitty refs I guess. (For real though - love the ref deliberations)

FSUOTUVA sounds like a prescription medication. "Ask your doctor if FSUOTUVA is right for you. Side effects may include bleeding from the eyes or rectum, haunted duodenum or death."

The ACC targeting ref view is awesome. Love the transparency.

The sun isn’t even up. Why am I wearing pants?

Made this zucchini goat cheese tart for cookbook club tonight. It was a resounding success!

Had this as an OM spontaneous prompt once. “What would be the impact if you didn’t have fingernails”. I was very proud of my “it would be hard to separate your eyelashes when your mascara clumps” answer.

Need this in my life!!

I’d like to say the beginning of my rise and takeover of the steering committee of my family but maybe that’s just because I was the youngest and only girl.

Mike Irvin is 57?!?? Looks amazing.

My fav story was when I took @apdirtybird.bsky.social and friends to the OU-UM game. We flew into Dallas where my family lives and planned to drive up. Our plane was delayed so I called my mom to go to the liquor store.

Sad this UM 4K feed doesn’t have our dancing friend on the club level.

Go buy one and help a great cause! www.nakatomiinc.com/blogs/news/k...

One decade ago this month: Dabo Swinney reaming out a reporter for using the common internet verb "Clemsoning" www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BgE...

I keep pronouncing Knugget like Monty Python “kiniggit”

I actually feel bad that TCU got screwed by ACC refs being ACC refs

Oh my that SMU interception was beautiful

Pony the fuck up!! #cancheck

Omg give me Des and custom sneakers to replace the Corso headgear pick