Well, this was a wild ride Connections Puzzle #1060 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Watching Obama on Colbert. Man, I could not miss him more.

Red Robin needs to work this into their ad campaign 😂

Umm, even without reading this, I have some ideas 🙋🏻‍♂️

A very Happy May the Fourth to all who celebrate!

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your lawyer isn’t the reason your settlement disappeared. That predatory loan they strongly advised you not to take is.

Our system is so hopelessly broken, our leaders can't even agree upon how to count to 60. Looking ahead, pretty sure Trump will break the ceasefire and then claim that starts a new 60 day clock

Notable re the WHCD shooting: evidently, Cole Allen's manifesto does not explicitly name Trump. It does, however, reference a "pedophile, rapist, and traitor." So, to prove intent to assassinate, Trump's own DOJ may have to prove that "pedophile, rapist, and traitor" refers to Trump 😬😂

JFC No.

For reasons I can't possibly even begin to understand, I've woken up this morning with Fergalicious stuck in my head. In 2026. Make it make sense. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Never thought I would have a "favorite" Chair of the Federal Reserve, but here we are 🤷‍♂️

Grew up feeling blessed to be American. Still ultimately am, albeit in a complicated way b/c this timeline blows. But the 250th should be a cool, unifying thing for all. Instead it feels it will be like a birthday party where one guy grabs the mic and won’t give it back.

Is it good when a literal king has to remind Americans that even his monarchy finds all of this groveling a little gross?

Challenge accepted!

As we in St. Louis brace for a massive storm today, I’m looking forward to the completely ridiculous units of measure we’ll use to describe the hail so we don't have to use inches: Baseball Toasted ravioli Imo’s square Schnucks rotisserie chicken

Well this freaking sucked lol Wordle 1,773 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I'll take it! Wordle 1,772 2/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Today is a beautiful day for some Cardinals baseball!

There are few better examples of teamwork than two people trying to corral three cats into the basement when all three have decided absolutely not.

Yesterday was Taco Tuesday, but guess what? Today is Taco Wednesday. And tomorrow might very well be Taco Thursday. LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!

My phone's wallpaper is regenerated every hour, so I never know what it's going to look like. This morning, it was giving Spaceship Earth...

You know things are going great when you hear that the Secretary of Health and Human Services chopped off a raccoon's junk, and your immediate reaction is "yeah, that tracks." What a time to be alive.

Nothing like imposing your awful taste on an entire country. I'm afraid in another couple of months, it's going to be required that we all get our steak well done and eat it with ketchup.

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever purged 120,000 emails from your inbox? For real, what a completely cathartic experience.

"This word has no chance but it'll add new letters to the mix, let's try it." The word: "It me." Wordle 1,762 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

No shit

It's wild that there is a high ranking member of the federal government who genuinely believes he TELEPORTED TO A WAFFLE HOUSE, and it's barely a blip because every fucking day is so bonkers these days

Radiating peak Taco Tuesday energy today

It's a beautiful night to watch some baseball with literally dozens of other Cardinals fans 😂

I'm sorry, what? Wordle 1,759 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Tonight is a beautiful night for some baseball!

Power washing is the most fun form of outdoor work there is, and I don't think it's a close call.

Funny that they would be so incredibly specific, down to the very minute, but then provide a "basically some time today" 6 hour window 😂

Said goodbye to our sweet girl Madelyn this evening. Full of personality, the best snuggler ever, and a shameless hoarder of treats. Our home will not be the same without her. Both heartbroken and relieved that she is now at peace. She was a very, very good girl.

I had some wine shipped from California. It was supposed to arrive today. Just got a message it would be delayed. As of yesterday, it was en route somewhere in California. Today, it's, umm, way further away. So yeah, getting it here by COB today is gonna be a stretch lol

Yes. Where are the sperm shaped candies for Fathers Day?

I know there's a lot of injustice in the world, but this period between Easter and Halloween where we have no seasonal candy is so freaking bleak. No Cadbury Creme Eggs No bat-shaped Reese's No Reese’s Xmas trees Just candy in its default form. What's are we even doing here.

Does anyone else feel like they literally identified the 4 best people on earth and chose them to be the Artemis II crew? What a wonderful group of people to represent us all 🥲

To be super clear, I am relieved that cooler heads prevailed and that the US wasn't responsible for "ending a civilization," but it's hard to escape the feeling that this was a colossal waste of money, resources, and souls. Art of the deal my ass...

We're cooked. 1/3

The TACO stuff is funny and all, but a madman declining to kill an entire civilization doesn't feel like a joyful, meme-worthy occasion. What I'm experiencing is a deep sense of cautious relief.

People of Missouri: get out there and VOTE today! ✅🗳️

I had a dream that I invented the word "becozify," meaning "to make cozy." But when I woke up and thought about it, I thought "encozify" would be better. And then I couldn't get back to sleep as a toiled over this critically important matter. So is it becozify or encozify? This is important...

Drove through central Illinois today, a drive I've done many times. Usually, there are several large prominent Trump signs along the way. Today, most of those signs, especially the really big ones, were gone. So perhaps there's hope. 🤞🏻

Went to the grocery store today specifically to get two things I need for Easter brunch tomorrow, and I made a list of other things to pick up since I was going to be there anyway. Anyone want to guess which two things I forgot to get?

During a call with a potential electrical expert today: The expert, reading a listing of voltage readings: "36, 24, 36..." Me: [whispering to myself] "only if she's 5'3"?"

Can we just go ahead and hold midterms tomorrow? Because this is not going to be well received by ANYONE...

It's suprising that Trump is so ballroom-obsessed. From what we heard from Stormy Daniels, ball room should not be an issue.

Whoppers are our favorite Easter candy? Be better, Missouri. And why is this entire map not Cadbury? Cream eggs, mini eggs, all of it is just sublime...