Buc-ees Beaver Nuggets are basically what you get when you take Corn Pops and sprinkle them with crack

I love how Claude has the energy of a shockingly confident first year associate. "Happy to do it. Just answer these three questions first because I'm not rebuilding the whole thing when you change your mind halfway through." 😂😂😂

Ok, so this place is AMAZING!

Important life update: finally visiting a Buc-ees later today

Tonight is a beautiful night for some Cardinals baseball!

I know nothing about this except that I'm totally in

Today feels like a good day to just eat a hunk of cheese for lunch

Been very fortunate to have some great meals over the years, dozens of Michelin stars collectively. My night at Craft still stands out, as it was the first time I "got" wine pairings. Like, the wine and dishes flowed together perfectly in a way I'd never experienced. RIP www.foodandwine.com/...

I am always amazed when people I know to be normal looking, reasonably attractive people have derpy headshots on billboards. You have complete control over this photo, why would you let it go out like that?

As they do every year on this day, my pets would like to wish all of you a very Happy Apocalypse...

I'll be honest, I was concerned that having the World Cup here during our 250th birthday celebration was going be a disaster, that the world would show up here and be greeted by tacky displays of jingoism and Trump's grotesque-ness would be on full display. 1/4

Say what you will about Amazon, it gets me…

Ok, so my gas grill shot craps. Went to replace it, and there were tons of pellet grills. Tons of charcoal grills. Tons of blackstones. Even combo grills. But only like 4 gas grills. Do people not buy them anymore?

I still do not understand the offsides rule and I suspect I never will at this point

Just getting back from Mexico, and it is somehow hotter in St. Louis than it was in the tropics. Make it make sense.

Just getting back from Mexico, and it is somehow hotter in St. Louis than it was in the tropics. Make it make sense.

Just in case anyone was wondering how I was doing trying to lose screens less, I just tried to scroll a physical menu.

And now, your moment of Zen...

My view for the next few days :)

Me in my 20s and 30s: "my flight is at 9 am. I can get to the airport at 8:35 and be fine." Me in my 50s: "my flight is at 3 pm. I should probably go now so I can have a leisurely breakfast and lunch without feeling rushed."

42 ways? Hopefully the first is asking AI to summarize this article and give me the highlights

Happy Father's Day to me!

As some of you know, I work on the nationwide lawsuit against Meta, TikTok, etc. If you or your child developed depression, anxiety, or an eating disorder after heavy use, reach out — happy to answer questions. 🔗 nationalcasealert.com/socialmedia-parents

Glad the war looks to be over and the Strait of Hormuz is reopening but JFC what an astonishing own goal. We've managed to torch decades of international credibility and I'm not sure what we have to show for it.

Tonight is a beautiful night for some Cardinals baseball!

Anyone else just taking it as a given that Trump intends to run for president in 2028? I know he's constitutionally prohibited from doing so, but that doesn't mean he won't, and in fact, I'm pretty sure that he will.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but we can tell when you're just letting Al post on your behalf. The cadence gives it away. Somehow, so many different accounts all share the same "voice." Al is a great editing tool. It's a terrible substitute for having something to say.

Red Lobster using AI feels unnecessary, but look — if my lobster comes out with a bunch of extra claws, I’m not complaining.

Ok, we've got group chats, now do media in chats 🙏🏻🤞🏻

Know this: if the headline to your article ends with something like, "and it changes everything," I will not be reading your article.

I'm out of town at a restaurant, ordered a filet. Was looking forward to it. Then the waiter dropped this off, unsolicited, and now I'm worried.

It's 2026 and no one carries cash. Let's normalize putting QR codes or something in hotel rooms so we can tip housekeeping easily.

I swear I'm not a coffee snob, but wow does this suck...

Why do we only eat salt water taffy on vacation? It's fantastic...

Trump's relationship with the MyPillow guy is making a lot more sense now.

Cinnamon roll on a stick!

Narrator: "He would go on to sit on the lid of the cooler."

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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 Just coming back from the official kickoff event, and St. Louis is READY! What incredible energy, and what a fun event! 🏳️‍🌈

Or -- and hear me out -- it could implement group chats, allow media in DMs, or add other obvious features people have been clamoring for since launch. 🙄

I swear, 90% of Twitter is just AI influencers posting AI generated content about AI, and then replying to themselves offering their AI services.

No.

Update

I wouldn't say never, but it's been very, very rare for me. I suspect the people that regularly encounter rudeness are the same people who roll in there with no cultural sensitivity and expect to be welcomed as liberators just because they're American. So they probably deserve the rudeness lol.

Some rando is logged into my Spotify and I cannot remotely log them out. I can, however, control what they listen to. What is the worst possible music I can subject them to to convince them to log out themselves? 1/2

Tonight is a beautiful night for some Cardinals baseball

This has been the longest short week ever

Wondering if Bank of America really thought through the decision to rename their reward program "BofA Rewards."

Umm, for now? 😬