Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

nobody: your drunkest friend the second you turn away:

can’t believe they’re replacing a simple internet search engine with a bot who tries to get midlife crisis dudes to divorce their wives and thinks cement is a cheesecake ingredient

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

This is @wesleymjames.bsky.social latest and the lighting is ON POINT I really need a reason to go to Phoenix beyond Tropic Thunder and Undertow lol.

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.” ― Aldous Huxley

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone Surely one of these must be available

The Emmy Award is actually short for the Emmental award. Not many people know this

This is some seriously next level carving

This has been my philosophy for over 30 years and I didn’t even realize it til now.

One of the inspirations for Tiki Bobs? This was a traditional mask made to mock a German colonist

This is the opening shot to a really good movie

Damn does America need some Tibetans to use these for us

Financial economies "suck the air out of the rest of the economy and make it less competitive." Keeping billionaires in megayachts comes at the expense of "research, education, infrastructure, and healthcare." 18/

But power and durability aren't the same thing, as Le Guin reminded us with her oft-quoted maxim that "We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable — but then, so did the divine right of kings": www.ursulakleguin.com/nbf-medal 3/

Can’t believe he wraps his mouth around the entire cup and tips it back like a pelican, that’s super creepy

Ropa viejo and plantain sandwich with cafecito for breakfast is a warm gastronomic hug for the soul

Even better than Oliver Twist

Good times at a way kitchier tiki bar, Hala Kahiki.

WE’RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD #iykyk

Good morning from Chicago

I took Dizwife to the Studebaker theater for a show of Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. So grateful to see Bill Kurtis live on his penultimate show - I booked before he announced his retirement. Great guests and 😂 to see @petersagal.bsky.social crack up. I may never look at fish again the same way.

Three Dots and a Dash still has some of the best cocktails I’ve ever had. We saw someone order the shottopus and had to grab a pic as well

Had a pleasant stroll around Chicago yesterday.

HOLY FORKING SHIRT BALLS! Tiki kismet!! Just minutes before we meandered to 3 dots and a dash, I got this news from the guy who was going to produce my Epcot Horizons Easy Living robot tiki mug like 6 years ago. Cc @goawaygreen.bsky.social @jpalmerdubs.bsky.social

When in Rome, you book reservations at two of Rome’s finest tiki bars.

Just a quick spin thru #enchantedTikiGarden 🌱 this evening on day 45 of flower.

He should win the Pulitzer for this too.

Name a song with “girl” in the title but replace girl with squirrel: Punk Rock Squirrel by Dead Milkmen

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

My condolences to anyone allergic to almonds and/or neon pink/orange processed cheese food product

Booty had me like Cc @broncotruck.dissky.com @nickwaymania.bsky.social

The last time I saw him, he jumped into the crowd to jam at Jazzfest New Orleans youtu.be/7ylrCTEhHz0?...

90 min til the Tuareg Jimi Hendrix of Niger blows my mind again with his guitar powers. Hyped to have seats this time!

Fajita cheers to all!

In the past 24 hrs, I’ve learned of the artists “Holy Fuck” and “Fuck Buttons” and they are both awesome in their own weird chill groove ways 1/2 #djDizwire youtu.be/o62Avv47YL8?...

Boognish is rising. Day 42 and the flowers 🌱 are STACKING. 2 of 8 are same cultivar but every plant smells differently, ranging from casual dankness to bright lemon candy to sweet orange crush to mojito mint. I wish I could hear what an expert in scents like @liamrfindlay.bsky.social would find

Make Americans Depressed Again is one of the dumbest campaigns ever conducted by this fucking ghoul

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Solid blunt rotation

Still waiting for someone to apologize for the dumbest feature to ever grace social media

I remember wishing this would happen in 2015 but I guess better late than never! Your move WDW Tomorrowland Speedway….

If anyone knows of any Product Owner roles for enterprise-level systems, specializing in leading Agile software development teams... please send them my way! 🙏🏻 I'm open to on-site/hybrid work in the LA/OC area, and remote in the US.

How it started. How it’s going

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

AI rots your brain. Writing with ChatGPT is worse than writing shitfaced after a pub crawl.

never has minneapolis needed to celebrate the sun coming more than at the end of winter 2026. ICE are not gone completely, but we still won, and it was incredibly cathartic to see this ceremony at mayday about protecting our neighbors, grounding why we did this work. i love this city