And, lo, in those days it did come to pass that a new meme was born.

I’ll be in Vegas this weekend. The @okcthunder.bsky.social will be in Vegas this weekend. What to do, what to do? 😁

Welcome back for the Third Annual DisTwitSky College Bowl Game Pickapalooza. No money involved. Just pick against the spread for fun and good-natured trash talking. The first bowl game kicks off Saturday night, so get your picks in soon! fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-g...

Thoughts and prayers @dizwire.bsky.social .

Dear Millennials: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Linkin Park is now a mainstay on my local classic rock station. Welcome to the other side of the hill. 🤣

Happy “Buy a $25 dollar gift card and get another $5 card free” season to all who celebrate.

SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN

Not sure what I expected to read in the prologue of the book I just started, but this was not it. 😄

That "MyPillow Guy/ShamWow Guy 2028" campaign is gonna be something else.

Happy birthday @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social!

I feel seen.

Today’s realization: the existence of deviled eggs implies the existence of holy eggs. And now I have a solid theory behind the creation of Cadbury and Reese’s eggs.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Did I just change my flight home to leave at 6 am instead of 5 pm just because I can’t sleep and I’m tired of dealing with people at this meeting? Yes. Yes I did.

Nature is healing.

I feel like the NFL owes the entire country of Spain an apology for the 4th-and-goal calls by both Washington and Miami. Absolute coaching malpractice by both teams.

Uber-nerdy thought of the day: someone needs to write a screenplay for a movie that somehow connects “Spice World” as a prequel to “Dune.”

Lord of the Flies was the only book for which my English teacher mother ever let me use Cliff’s Notes. 35 years later, I just let my daughter use ChatGPT for the first time to help with her Lord of the Flies assignment. Time is a flat circle. And Lord of the Flies still sucks.

If 2025 was a movie . . .

Happy Tire Air Pressure Warning Light Awareness Day to all who observe.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! #gbr

Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old (50 years, 9 months and 6 days) when 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985. Sadly I just learned that I passed the Brimley/Cocoon line yesterday. So that’s now a piece of knowledge I have to live with. 🤦‍♂️

Happy "Let's circle back after the holidays" season to all who observe.

“Michigan threeway” sounds like something you probably shouldn’t google on a work computer.

If you’re not getting up at 4 am to go tailgate at the state marching band championship, are you really even living?

I need to see this man in space with the football in his hands.

Wait, I've seen this one!

The @okcthunder.bsky.social are currently on pace to go 82-0 in 164 overtimes.

I don’t really have a rooting interest in the World Series, but I’m kinda pulling for the Blue Jays just because I believe Don Mattingly deserves a ring.

What's it like inside your head?

Miller Lite and live country music? Am I turning into @professorleisure.bsky.social? Related note: while I’m generally not a big fan of modern country music, Carrie Underwood is really freaking good.

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.

What a freaking sport.

I have questions.

That might be the most Dylan Raiola pass in the history of Dylan Raiola passes.

Happy $5 Bits of Broken Chair Day to all who celebrate

What made KISS great was the combination of Frehley/Criss’ yin to Simmons/Stanley’s yang. Truly reshaped rock and roll. RIP Spaceman.

The greatest trophy in all of sports.

If I die in Memphis this weekend, please know I died happy. #meatsweats

Random Star Wars thing I’d never thought about before: Uncle Owen told Luke his father had been “a navigator on a spice freighter.” In the Star Wars universe, spice was drugs. So not only did Owen not tell Luke the truth about Anakin (understandable), but told him his dad had been a drug runner.

Unsolicited Bic pic

The younger generations won’t understand this, but there was something oddly therapeutic about defragmenting your hard drive.

“Earhart” is a funny way to spell “Epstein.”

@enlaycock.bsky.social Bring forth the finest chili and spaghetti in all the land!!!

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

The reason for the season.

My goal in life is to someday be as happy as the people in drug commercials with moderate to severe [fill in name of medical condition here].