It’s 40 degrees and we’re watching seals hanging out on icebergs in front of the glacier. Going back to OK this summer is gonna be rough.

My mother-in-law’s favorite pastime: “Speaking of ________, . . . “ Proceeds to go on a tangent on a subject about which no one at the table had ever spoken.

Happy Fourth of July Eve.

I’ve reached the age where it takes as long to pack my medications for a trip as it does to pack my clothes for a trip.

When did Axl Rose start coaching the Dutch World Cup team?

Local brewery hosting a drag show tonight. Brought my oldest daughter. Kinda blew her mind when I brought a stack of ones and she realized this wasn’t my first time. Yes, child, I did have a life before you came along. 🤣

I just learned that Moutain Dew Code Red Zero Sugar exists, but is not distributed near me. This is now my white whale.

Remember the storyline in Ratatouille where the bad guy chef wants to reduce the quality of all the products and start mass producing it for a casual consumer audience? In completely unrelated news, you can now buy prepackaged slices of Carlo’s Bakery cakes at my local 7-Eleven.

I first read this as “Caged Cannabis” and was about to wish @dizwire.bsky.social a very happy Halloween. 😄

Advertise your Bluesky account w a Simpsons GIF

Spoiler-free review of Toy Story 5: a little slow getting out of the gate, but sticks the landing in the second half. Not the greatest movie in the series, but delivers laughs and the feels you expect from a Toy Story film. Would recommend.

@999happyhops.bsky.social I haven’t said hello in a while. Miss you, friend. Hope you’re doing well. ❤️

Happy National Bourbon Day to all who observe.

The OK weather today is a lot like my wife. F***ing hot. (And she’s not on here, so I can get away with that joke. 😁)

@jrtoastyman.com Its been a tough week.

New York Knicks, you magnificent bastards. 🤩

Dear OKC softball fan friends: #GoBigRed 🥎

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Nirvana AC/DC Jimmy Buffett Zac Brown Band U2 Rancid Of Monsters and Men Foo Fighters Steve Earle Social Distortion

Moved my daughter out of the dorm today. She had some snack credits left on her account so we went to the campus convenience store to stock up on junk food. Unfortunately, I couldn’t convince them to sell me this epic display. 😞

I just learned they now make Orange Jäegermeister. You know, just in case you feel like you haven’t already suffered enough.

Just got an email at work asking if I wanted to book a Kid Rock cover band. It came from an AOL address. Apparently I’ve been teleported to 2008 when Kid Rock and AOL were remotely relevant.

The @jrtoastyman.com mix.

Am I the redneck who parked my car on the lawn under the tree because storms were coming? Yes. Do I apologize for it? Hail no.

Rich, Corinthian leather.

I don’t need more tiki mugs. I don’t need more tiki mugs. I don’t need more tiki mugs. 🤦

Oklahoma gets about three perfect weather days a year, and today is one of them. So the “Beer on the brewery patio” signal is lit, and I must answer.

That ellipsis is doing some heavy lifting.

This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!

Hot take: Simba waffles are superior to Mickey waffles. I said what I said. Happy birthday DAK!

Me: “Man, I really need to get my dryer vents cleaned.” Sign guy: “No problem. I can take care of that for you.” Me: “Oh, that’d be great. Now, I could sure go for some fresh honey.” Sign guy: “You’re not gonna believe this.”

I have a new friend. One of my employees feeds him walnuts from her tree at home, so I guess he’s one of us now.

Thoughts and prayers for my teacher friends.

I’m sorry @jodicab.bsky.social @caitlindineen.bsky.social.

Happy birthday @megadis13.dissky.com!

I know this asking a lot @sbeattie45.bsky.social, but we're going to need a review. In the name of science.

Masters sliders at the brewery FTW.

Time to get to work.

Share a Gif from an animated film you love.

Somewhere @lildisfan.bsky.social is crying tears of joy. :)

Finally getting around to watching The Dinosaurs series on Netflix. Hearing Morgan Freeman refer to a Stegosaurus’ “thagomizer” did my paleontology-loving heart good. ❤️

My daughter came home from college to throw a surprise party celebrating my last day on my current job. 🤣

That game shouldn’t count. Iowa didn’t punt once.

Just bought a round for the bar. Best money I’ve ever spent. Honestly never thought I’d get to use the words “Nebraska basketball” and “Sweet Sixteen” in the same sentence.

NGL, when I first saw this, I thought another @notjustinorlando.bsky.social publication had just dropped. 😁