Facebook is just a wild place. My KINGERGARTEN teacher just showed up in my “people you may know” category. Yeah. I know her. She totally helped me wiped my boogers when I was learning how to tie my shoes.

Cyber Monday and the blur of shopping has become the “is this cute or is this on sale” stage for me…

I don’t follow any of the Disney/theme park bloggers anymore, but damn if I don’t love Super Enthused. She presents everything without the hype and fan girl. And I love her so so much.

Barely post here (or anywhere, really) anymore. But I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday week and hope you’re feeling merry this year. ✨💕

Christmas starts as soon as I’m done trick or treating with the kids. I won’t be taking questions at this time.

Who forgot to pay the heat bill? It’s cold!

Found that my Amazon Prime expired (or something) a few weeks ago. Discovered I’ve not ordered anything on Amazon in the 3 weeks since. I propose the following thesis: Did I need everything I previously ordered online or was it just fast delivery?

Other parents like this? Full shopping trip. Zero food for the adults. All kid stuff. 🙃

My Taylor Swift TLOASG take: The lyrics are weak and junior. The music itself slaps. Happy vibes. All good.

Themed butter appreciation post for @derekburgan.bsky.social

If we all don’t celebrate this correctly we don’t deserve love. YAYYYYYYYY! ❤️

It’s my favorite time of year… Sephora’s holiday gift sets are all out and freaking awesome.

Rarely in this spot anymore. Just a reminder I’m alive and well. Have a great week, everyone!

Has anyone started Christmas shopping yet or nah?

Judge if you want but the rush I feel when I put the WHOLE Buldak spicy sauce packet in is wild

I #StandWithBoathouse

Got my son and I matching squish fidgets. Love the feel of these things!

Am I the only surprised how much air play this is getting?

Tomorrow…

“Cool. I just found a random tooth.” And that quote is why kids are so gross.

The phrase “Naruto-running alien seekers” will never not be funny.

Hella orange.

I won’t apologize for being 39 and wearing a twilight shirt to work today. I just won’t.

Quick review: Disney Cruise Line is worth every penny. What an incredible product and experience. Genuinely incredible. Totally get it now. Will do again. ✨🐭💕

I got a real labubu

Does the Steve Special still exist? 🙃

I salute all the the mamas pushing double strollers and carrying EVERYONE’s stuff at MCO this morning. I see you, mama. And you’re killing it.

Didn’t win the lottery. Back to work.

An epic road trip concludes today. Sun is finally shining and we’re actually sweating.

Just call me California Caitlin

I have not been in New England at least 7 years. And I haven’t been in a New England basement in at least 10 or more. Everything sounds and smells the same. Just wild.

If I hear my kids sing “moonbeam ice cream” one more time I’m going to write Benson Boone a strongly worded email.

Glad we got here so early. 🤪

Scooted through a spider web. Gonna set myself on fire now.

Nora got stung by a giant wasp at MK and big brother jumped into action to get her back to us and cared for real quick. It’s awesome when the kids are cool like that with each other. ❤️

Thanks everyone for hanging out with me on here today. I’m gonna go back to sitting on the sidelines now. 🙃

Damn if this isn’t the most beautiful park in town now

I have a question…

Had zero idea what La Cirque Arcanus was. If you haven’t seen Fantastic Beasts, none of that will mean anything to you.

Gigglewater is OK. Better than the Lobe Blaster. The tall Bar Moonshine flute is cute though. Actually wish they sold glass versions of the cups. Would pay the extra.

Oak & Star Tavern is pretty delicious. Got the feast and it looks smaller on the platter than expected. However, it successfully fed several of us.

I DID FOUR BARREL ROLLS ON DRAGON RACER’S RALLY.

Tonight = Post-poned Malone? Sheltered in place at the stadium. Official lots are closed. No update at all available. This is all just chaos.

Impulse booked a Disney cruise for the kids and I on the Wish next month. I have low expectations for doing anything too special since I booked so late. But tell me all the things to prep for.

Send good vibes. Supporting the kids in their quest for summer vibes. ✨💕

We’re watching parts of Tudum on Netflix and I just don’t get it. “I’m too old for this shit.” - me, every 30 seconds.

First time rain has betrayed me on my scooter ride home after work. Whoops.

Who of my Orlando friends listened to Cartel growing up? Oct. 17 reunion tour for the whole Chroma album. WHO IS IN?!

Just a gal and her Butterbeer

This guy. That is all. ❤️