Resort Christmas for your timeline. I hope you all had a great day of whatever this day may bring you. ❤️

Who wore it best?

Imagine telling people you're "sober" or not drinking for an extended period of time but being caught on influencers video/photos and being seen at local bars/breweries pounding beers... The life of a liar.

Warped Tour will always have a special place in my 🖤.

Some people have veil over your eyes and don't realized how privileged they are… I need to throw my phone away today.

A coffee and a theme park hit different in this time of the year.

This lil pup will only have five-ish teeth left. We adopted him from a lady that went into hospice care and never did anything for him. We have had to get him fixed and now extensive dental work… at least he’s cute. In other news I’m going to need to sell feet pics. Send help. 🤣

Facebook telling me to wish Ian a Happy Birthday was a bit gut wrenching today.

A @dizwire.bsky.social in the wild!

Also! Bret became a father on October 3rd when Kristen welcomed baby Brennan Bret into the world 💙 A perfect 23 weeks and 3 days, weighing in at a whopping 1lb and 9.5” long They have a registry here: www.amazon.com/baby-reg/kri...

Probably should watch out for content creator’s videos happening, in the space that you’re in, those videos will tell all.

At least I have a guaranteed 5:00 am walk now.

I said yes to a life of tiki drinks at Permanent Vacation! 😉😜

For Schmoofy

It’s this dudes birthday @cheeksadam.bsky.social! Here’s to years of silliness!

It was actually pretty cool. Fuck cancer.

Fuck cancer, man.

Sonic boom on a cruise was the coolest!

Bogart “Bowie” needs a BlueSky introduction. Hims owner passed away so Adam and I brought him home to meet Gwazi. He’s 4 years old and 4 pounds of cute.

I know a bunch of folks were asking how they can help. We’ve established a GoFundMe. Any and everything is appreciated. www.gofundme.com/f/support-br...

When the horrors persist but you need caffeine…

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Happy Friday you delightful freaks.

My teriyaki turkey rice bowls were awesome. I’ve been making varieties of these weekly almost. Cucumber salad was a delicious add.

I can’t do anything with one of our client’s divorce case, until the 12th or 13th, because she has an astrologist who tells her what her good days are. I should write a book.

Ew Instagram maps is yucky. Make sure you haven’t opted into that.

I just spent an hour trying to get someone to electronically sign a document. I sent it 4 different times and two different platforms because one ended up “just kept canceling.” She was then surprised and thought it was crazy that no one works after 5 in either office. @jrtoastyman.com

The bad place has sucked me back in. Here are some cruise snapshots.

5 years? Are you sick of us yet? We celebrated with tiki drinks and damn good food.

My chicken is too chicken-y. I’m just going to eat ice cream for dinner.

Oh so it’s not just me.

Beach walks make me happy. So do 🔥 breakfast burritos.

Gwazi was chasing something around the kitchen and it rolled into the living room, to my surprise it was a cherry. She dug a cherry out of the bag and was playing with it… I’m actually impressed.

This Starbucks is weird.

Happy 70th Disneyland. Stay magical.

Give me my snack.

My client needed to use our office phone, so we let her. Now she’s just laying under a desk in said office and I’m not really sure what to do here.

The thing with rage applying for jobs is watching the rejection emails pour in.

Why can’t the chocolate pretzels I bought give me the ick instead of the sushi I bought and threw away?

We did the Testing. Test Track 3.0 is a nice redo. Same ride that I’ve missed at Epcot. It’s hot. We out.

I don’t want to stand in line for 4 hours but I also don’t want to fight for a virtual queue. I need a third option.

My level of annoyance is at a all Time high. Thank fuck it’s Friday.

Before work morning walk. Goal was 5:30 am. Made 6:00 am happen this morning. I’m taking it as a win. Complete with the best selfie ever.

Order ahead Publix buffalo chicken sub as a salad was clutch today.

My mom is about 30 minutes from being in Florida, for good. Forgive me while I have a nervous breakdown. It has been 18 years since we loved less that 1200 miles apart. I’m not well.

I made enchiladas with left over rotisserie chicken and made sauce with my immersion blender (that I’ve used exactly one other time) and they are 💣!

Goodbye Liberty Belle and the Rivers of America. You gave an otherwise chaotic park some beautiful life.