Idk music.youtube.com/watch?v=ATGZ...

I would like to go back here

Three new books dropped on Amazon 🫢

My new book is out www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ARw82C/

Me after 4 long islands

This queen.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

re-upping...

Let your heart beat. Faster.

What an amazing NFL weekend. We are so back, baby.

Nom nom nom

No but I’m serious

Me at 4:30pm today but it’s old Gaga on the radio

New book is coming out!

Just having fun with Florida’s newest Theme Park (sorry @alicia.social ) www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8k8BqQK/

To go from the peace Bridal Veil Falls, to the chaos of Mayhem Ball, was whiplash. I had fun, but I’m grateful to be home. Also, I’m now poor.

One more #mayhem #ladygaga #vegas post for tonight

#Mayhem did not disappoint. #ladygaga was electric. #vegas

Mayhem AF #ladygaga

Here we go…

When the water park is open later than DAK even though this guy is sick

Happy 4th of July. And may we swiftly move to a more perfect union and be proud of who we include instead of burdened by who we exclude.

It’s giving “is that hair gel”

Happy 4th and shit… youtube.com/shorts/ocEFI...

I threw 6 TDs against UCLA

We spend more on military than the next 27 countries combined. Most of them were our allies.

Space butthole 🫣

After having an EV for 3 years, I can tell you I’ll never return to an internal combustion engine vehicle. It’s so nice waking up to a full charge each day, using solar if I want… Road trips add 25% more time of over 300 miles. Tires wear after 30k. That’s kind of the only negative… no maintenance

I just wanted to share a big duck and little duck with you

Find your safe people. Look for the helpers. They’re out there. And if you’re up for it… be one.

Hi it’s me you’re all in danger

Jeez this is so fucking correct

Serving can’t

Orlando has #nokings

Our city is as beautiful as its people. #nokings

What do YOU see in his bag? Local theme park parking lot…

There is an error and it looks like they will only be sold today. $75 and the non-alcoholic is good, the boozy is gin-based

Moist

Let’s get moist

It was beeeeeeeeest of both worlds

Mile 9 of 31 Holy shit my back is locked up But it’s lovely out

51k in Area 51. Let’s go

Two new sillies were approved for publication

I really really love that I put my body through hell this weekend because it’s such an emotional and physical reset. That said… my whole damn body is swollen from face to feet. I’m 7lbs heavier than the morning of the run, and that’s after being outside all day today. Retaining every drop…

Wanna know what 101 mile feet look like?

The best hideaway in the parks