I forgot which shirt I was wearing

90s me would never believe this but I’m having a hard time watching this patriots/giants game because the hits to the head have been so violent already… the patriots seem a bit intentional in trying to cause injury. I’m getting old.

I wonder if the Vikings would be interested in a trade for Kyler Murray this offseason… he’s clearly available…

Shop Small… hexedandcursed.com

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

While running 100 miles in Tampa yesterday, I was surprised by a view of a SpaceX rocket 🚀 launch

For those interested in attending @schmoofy.bsky.social’s celebration of life, please visit celebratebret.com to RSVP! The celebration will be held in Orlando on October 26th If you have any questions, send me a DM

I would like to go back here

This queen.

Let your heart beat. Faster.

Nom nom nom

No but I’m serious

To go from the peace Bridal Veil Falls, to the chaos of Mayhem Ball, was whiplash. I had fun, but I’m grateful to be home. Also, I’m now poor.

One more #mayhem #ladygaga #vegas post for tonight

#Mayhem did not disappoint. #ladygaga was electric. #vegas

Here we go…

When the water park is open later than DAK even though this guy is sick

Happy 4th of July. And may we swiftly move to a more perfect union and be proud of who we include instead of burdened by who we exclude.

Happy 4th and shit… youtube.com/shorts/ocEFI...

Space butthole 🫣

After having an EV for 3 years, I can tell you I’ll never return to an internal combustion engine vehicle. It’s so nice waking up to a full charge each day, using solar if I want… Road trips add 25% more time of over 300 miles. Tires wear after 30k. That’s kind of the only negative… no maintenance

I just wanted to share a big duck and little duck with you

Find your safe people. Look for the helpers. They’re out there. And if you’re up for it… be one.

Hi it’s me you’re all in danger

Jeez this is so fucking correct

Serving can’t

Orlando has #nokings

Our city is as beautiful as its people. #nokings

What do YOU see in his bag? Local theme park parking lot…

There is an error and it looks like they will only be sold today. $75 and the non-alcoholic is good, the boozy is gin-based

Moist

Let’s get moist

It was beeeeeeeeest of both worlds

Mile 9 of 31 Holy shit my back is locked up But it’s lovely out

51k in Area 51. Let’s go

I really really love that I put my body through hell this weekend because it’s such an emotional and physical reset. That said… my whole damn body is swollen from face to feet. I’m 7lbs heavier than the morning of the run, and that’s after being outside all day today. Retaining every drop…

Wanna know what 101 mile feet look like?

The best hideaway in the parks

The best fucking queso fundito of my life at Frontera Cocina

Pepe has been acquired

Frontera Cocina is delicious

So much better