Great article on a fun new project we just opened! And the pizza is LEGIT, folks.

Bringing this back

Let’s do “registered to vote” next

STEWART: “So just to be clear - Trump is on the brink of war with Iran to either obliterate the nuclear program he previously ‘obliterated’, or to force them into signing a deal like the one HE PULLED OUT OF — it’s all in Chapter 9 of Art of the Deal: Eating Your Own Asshole.”

Why don’t I support retro WDW? This is why.

Gross

I'm running the Wine and Dine 10k with Parkinson's Foundations. Cognitive and movement disorders hit my family hard with the loss of my dad so this is a special one for me. If you wanna donate, that'd be cool! secure.parkinson.org/site/TR?px=3...

What a moment.

This morning I volunteered at a food kitchen and this afternoon, I DAK

wow -- with Trump standing behind him, a man (not sure who he is) offers this prayer: "We pray that he would be mindful of the poor and that he would be invested in the alleviation of suffering happening in the families preparing to bury their loved ones in Minneapolis."

Fresh paint at DAK

Is this real because 🫢🤣🤣

Merry Christmas

Valley of Fire didn’t disappoint- great reason to come to Vegas

Please help support Elliott’s theatre troop. This is to help raise funds for them going to SETC. Fundraiser ends on Monday. This really is good popcorn. Its her last ever fundraiser!!!!! popup.doublegood.com/s/96alhp52

I forgot which shirt I was wearing

I wonder if the Vikings would be interested in a trade for Kyler Murray this offseason… he’s clearly available…

Shop Small… hexedandcursed.com

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

While running 100 miles in Tampa yesterday, I was surprised by a view of a SpaceX rocket 🚀 launch

For those interested in attending @schmoofy.bsky.social’s celebration of life, please visit celebratebret.com to RSVP! The celebration will be held in Orlando on October 26th If you have any questions, send me a DM

I would like to go back here

This queen.

Nom nom nom

No but I’m serious

To go from the peace Bridal Veil Falls, to the chaos of Mayhem Ball, was whiplash. I had fun, but I’m grateful to be home. Also, I’m now poor.

One more #mayhem #ladygaga #vegas post for tonight

#Mayhem did not disappoint. #ladygaga was electric. #vegas

Here we go…

When the water park is open later than DAK even though this guy is sick

Happy 4th of July. And may we swiftly move to a more perfect union and be proud of who we include instead of burdened by who we exclude.

Happy 4th and shit… youtube.com/shorts/ocEFI...

Space butthole 🫣

After having an EV for 3 years, I can tell you I’ll never return to an internal combustion engine vehicle. It’s so nice waking up to a full charge each day, using solar if I want… Road trips add 25% more time of over 300 miles. Tires wear after 30k. That’s kind of the only negative… no maintenance

I just wanted to share a big duck and little duck with you

Find your safe people. Look for the helpers. They’re out there. And if you’re up for it… be one.

Hi it’s me you’re all in danger

Jeez this is so fucking correct

Serving can’t

Orlando has #nokings

Our city is as beautiful as its people. #nokings

What do YOU see in his bag? Local theme park parking lot…

There is an error and it looks like they will only be sold today. $75 and the non-alcoholic is good, the boozy is gin-based