why is it whamageddon when last christmas is a fun little christmas ditty and not christmas-shoes-ageddon because that shit will fucking ruin your day with how bad it is

I guess it’s good to see that nothing ever changes. (We’re doing a rewatch and we are in season six)

in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook

Thankful Liza Minnelli is still alive.

🎶 Pete Hegseth’s a fucking douche 🎶 is the only appropriate use of the song “Danger Zone”

Moon looks like the Dreamworks logo.

Date was a zillion/10

Coolest brain award goes to @rianjohnson.bsky.social

JORDAN CHILES GAHD DAAAAAAMN

This time tomorrow I have a date with Benoit Blanc. Stoked.

I think it’s @sweetbabette.bsky.social that suggested this years ago, but this week is the best time to unsubscribe from every retailer you have ever purchased from as they’ll all be emailing about their sales that we don’t care about 🥰🥰 Xoxo, me and the gang.

Omg Altamonte Springs is getting a cat cafe?

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

Today and every day, we honor the innocent lives lost to anti-trans violence. 🏳️‍⚧️ In New Jersey, we will continue leading the fight for dignity and justice for all members of our LGBTQ+ community. #TransDayofRemembrance

Did you guys know there’s a whole nother Zootopia coming out next week? I had no idea!

This opening number is stunning. Stoked for Prince night. I wish I was seeing Andy dance to Little Red Corvette.

Bought tickets for Wake Up Dead Man. Bummed it isn’t in any of our usual theaters but excited to see it in a new to me independent theater. This did remind me, @rianjohnson.bsky.social are we ever getting a steelbook for Glass Onion? My Knives Out steelbook is a treasure.

@kellyhunnybunny.bsky.social I went for a run and I thought “I wonder where Kelly is having fun this weekend” and I’m sorry I waited to tell you until now.

Did anyone watch Love Is Blind Denver because I have questions. So many

Guess who got to talk to a stranger tonight

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Oh god is anyone watching Loot right now because Darcy Carden’s accent SLAYS

@nomadpdx.bsky.social also plz watch For All Mankind and The Morning Show and Loot.

@nomadpdx.bsky.social free MLS games on the tv next season.

Andy forever.

The future king of England used the phrase twinkle toes in 2025 is just

If people have funds to do so, boy would right now be a great time if people could flood these organizations that help people pay for healthcare and medication with a ton of donations right now: dollarfor.org www.healthwellfoundation.org www.panfoundation.org www.needymeds.org

Can I just FaceTime someone with access to the game and we can pretend we are watching in the same room?

When in doubt get your abs out

It’s so weird to me that I’m just not voting today. I have nothing to vote for. I hope you’re using your voice today. The only person I’m voting is for Andy Richter

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Yesterday: 4:40 alarm 7am flight Cheer a marathon 6pm flight HHN Sprained ankle Fin. Can this be my bye week?

I don’t think I noticed the shoe box previously on sneaker pickup

Is this AI Reagan?

How does one score this? Ouch.

Fuck Joe Carter

#NoKings Miami!

Good to see you out today.

A year ago we had hope and also still had the eras tour. We also received the gift of a gold bodysuit.

45 minutes into season nine of Love Is Blind and all I feel is millennial cringe.

The perfect Sally. 10/10

I just hope they sign someone who can bust up the Very Serious Raw Milk Collective in that clubhouse, because that team desperately needs to loosen up.

When it’s Phillies v Dodgers this is the only Dave Roberts I recognize

I didn’t watch yesterday and they won so I’m watching the Banana Ball announcement. Shoutout to this guy for going all in on the vibes. Shoutout to the whole team for basically wearing jeggings.

Morning show and cat scritches pre game. Choose sanity.

Do I watch DWTS? No. Will I be voting for Andy tonight? Duh. He’s so adorable out there I can’t stand it.

Made it under two minutes before muting the tv and turning on WIP.