Stinky Bikini of Destruction

Word of Power Learned: Strike Royal Fork

We need to be watching and learning (and doing)

Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now?

*conflates you making you a different and discrete concept*

05/28/2026 - i know my station

Remember! Waymo is ICE. Waymo hands over your photo and location data to ICE without requiring a warrant or anything—just to help them. Stay woke. #philly

The news cycle where the drudge report convinced a bunch of people that The Revenant included a scene where Leonardo DiCaprio was sexually assaulted by a bear is a pivotal and under-discussed moment in American history and a prism through the entire last decade can be understood

logging on

Insane $60 FB marketplace find. Jet Set Radio pachislot

the last big boy

I have been thinking about this headline at least once per week for the last three years

Jesus Christ

Rob Base, one-half of Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, who was best known for the hit “It Takes Two,” has died. He was 59

My generation is haunted by the past

the average TERF origin story is indistinguishable from a psychological break from reality

defending lolicon should be a Swing On Sight kind of offense

Admiring my 35 video game displates as I get my dick sucked on my futon

It's a cold and it's a broken Corn tortilla

Potion of Tight Buttcheeks

Catherine G. McElroy

Model/Actriz answers the question, "What if dance punk was scary?"

Looking back its so sick George Michael was just cruising in a public shitter

Lolicon is a particularly abhorrent thing to defend because not only does it sexualize children it portrays them as capable of consenting to their own abuse! It's vile!

Everyone is banned from using the word, "normalize"

liz lemon! they’ve uncovered my plot to install mahmoud ahmadinejad as the supreme leader of iran! no i do not know what an ayatollah is!

idk what those guys were trying to do with the demon core but me personally i would've hit it with a hammer

What the fuck is wrong with us. Seriously.

Dogshit Dai-Katana of Banishment purchased for 682 gold

I saw “cortisol-reducing water” at the supermarket today

Slop vendors have to turn off replies because of users like me.

A Goofy Movie? Nay, A Goofy FILM.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, wow you’re really good at this

Potion of Sloppy Highwayman

are you finding room or creating space?

it's all sludge

believing in an Abrahamic god? still? in 2026? jeez

I now realize tofu is overrated. It's just a curd to me.

Grubb dropping bombs on Twitter

Want to make it clear I am extremely pro-trans people and would never kill myself no matter the circumstances. The government gotta do it themselves, cowards.

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

We should probably just sink all cruise ships until we can figure this out