OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

My favorite piece of content today.

Marketing department definitely went, "We gotta strike while the horny FRANKENSTEIN iron is hot. Throw some throbbing hard lightning bolts on that fucker."

If you're a cultural critic for a major publication writing a column that is based on you freely admitting that you never watched a super-popular thing, you could always...not pitch or write that column. Crazy thought!

I remember asking my mom this question in like 1988

I'm not "dressing up" to squeeze myself into a flying tin can with a bunch of strangers. Eff all the way off with that civility nonsense.

Holeee shit.

Black Aspen. Which sounds like I'm gonna give Alpine some fits.

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

Yep, don't hate a good flashback but put that shit midseason.

Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out

This rules, this is the way to name a kid. Stop all the bullshit with baby name gurus and just pick the two movies you went to last, pick two characters in those movies. Boom you’ve got a kid named Zora Galactus, you were never gonna pick a name that good Hollywood did it for you.

On reflection, retitling it WICKED: FOR GOOD was the right move, as it’s the only way for those of us who don’t know the musical to tell which of the almost entirely indistinguishable songs in the second half is supposed to be the big one

I'm in. First Omen's a banger and she's cool as hell.

Wicked: For Good review! So good it shut up a crew of chatty teen girls behind me. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”

Someone should bring back those “this is your brain on drugs” commercials but for ChatGPT.

If you get a chance, be sure to watch In Your Dreams on Netflix this weekend. It's the best animated movie I've seen this year not named Kpop Demon Hunters. (And honestly, it's probably a second viewing away from the top spot.) Baloney Tony FTW.

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This sounds amazing.

This is the worst most chaotic idea that would spawn so much drama and I kinda wanna see it happen.

a “Space Force”, if you will

This sounds very much like my kind of jam.

Strange. Also, if it was the grand plan to "Doctor Who" the main character every two years, why was that not talked about in the beginning?

I'm hearing that The End Times (a short novel told in the form of a newspaper delivered over the course of a year) is printing its first edition today. You've still got a chance to sign yourself or a friend up with @badhandbooks.bsky.social right here : badhandbooks.com/preorders/th...

Listening to My Chemical Romance's "The Black Parade" on constant repeat got me through the end of a seriously bad relationship.

It was a blast talking with a couple icons for this one.

Sharing this again because it’s my favorite thing I’ve written. bindings.app/read/fpRbtz3M

Age yourself with gaming

Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man is going into the public domain on January 1st in case anyone wants to make a horror film about an adorably drunk couple and their dog chasing, like, a killer clown or something.

What you've all been waiting for: my official Frankenstein's Monster hotness rankings. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Great practical effects and creepiness, cults, a hospital setting (yet another person stabbed deep in the left chest who is like totally fine), and lots of total gross out moments. 7/10

This has to be the dumbest rule I've ever seen in sports. Like an outfielder can be all, "Oh no, I just CAN'T pick up this ball." FFS. Stupid.

The Howling. When I was 7!

By god that's Norman Osborn's music

Don't miss an early release of Episode 2 on Halloween. Episode 1 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming. #HappyHalloween

Don't know who needs to hear this but Roman Carnival Overture still slaps.

Seeing a lot of derogatory comments about them, but I think it's courageous they attended the game considering what happened to his grandmother when she visited a baseball stadium

"As soon as Teen Wolf gets two guys on him, he tends to find the open man. He’s a heads-up ballplayer with great court sense, so if you’re going to bring a trapping zone against Teen Wolf, make sure you have solid weak-side rotation and your defenders are communicating."

Truth. Also works great for anything "cool" the kids are saying (riz, cooked, etc.).

RIP William Hootkins. Thanks for all the memories!

My Regretting You review. Or, thank goodness Mckenna Grace and Mason Thames are here to keep it from being a contrived POS.

This was so fun last year, we did it again: 10 horror writers pick their scariest books ever. Plenty of great Halloween reads new and old here.

Because she rules, Emily performs this astonishing public service and resource for the horror community every year. If you've got a book coming, let her know and save her some legwork!

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Happy Anniversary to the Penguin, who debuted way back in 1941!