Drake Maye has this little ducking out of bounds play causing the defender to show up an then flip an underhand toss is going to drive people insane, the Kenny Pickett loop hole has been weaponized

just found myself doing my five step face care routine while listening to thrash metal, contrasting vibes but working out

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

I love Reece’s OT explainer, I just watched this last week but you are correct in assuming I remember nothing about what the rules are anymore

this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Just saw a commercial for T Mobile where Kevin Bacon is calling people from the desert, get @briancgrubb.bsky.social on this

i can't believe they would talk about Blair Waldorf's stepfather like this

A photo that sums up 2025: a man in body armor and a helmet wets himself as he shoots an unarmed and unarmored man in the face with a flashbang grenade.

Ass had Dale running to the Lord for help

Editor1: How should we handle kinda demented behavior from the leader of the free world, styling himself as a king dumping shit on his detractors? Editor2: Mild bemusement? Editor1: See that’s why you have the CSJ degree

Vandy beat LSU, didn’t rush the field, played “Callin’ Baton Rouge,” talk that shit

Pussy Brickhouse United States, Census, 1880

I hope Diego Pavia plays for another decade

Boy it feels like DOOM would hate one of his samples being used in a commercial for ai

lmao

Is Sam Richardson being in an Experian ad supposed to make me forget these dickweeds lost everyone in America’s SSN which they had collected without consent

I saw a huge brawl at Here Cone the Mummies, a funk band where everyone is dressed up like a mummy and every song is about fucking

If you listen closely you can hear saying “I’m Cam Skattebo and this is Jackass” before every carry

www.instagram.com/reel/DPhwhZG... Ohio greatness is manifest

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

What the fuck are you talking about

[husband exits bedroom in robe, frustrated and sweaty and shaking head] “Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.” [Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in] “Team on one!” [together] TEAM [voiceover: At Progressive…]

ACC night games are the spiritual successor to PAC12 after dark

“we’re going to destroy the teacher’s unions” — someone definitely looked upon favorably by future historians

One America News Network is reporting that many of the points scored by Tulsa tonight are fraudulent and that Mike Gundy may be able to win the game by presenting an alternate, LEGITIMATE set of points to vice president of the Big 12

Syracuse QB pulls up with a non contact on a rollout, brutal

i believe i had this

Deafheaven in a converted church and Geordie Greep in a converted bowling alley on back to back nights is two instances of ideal band, ideal setting

Deafheaven in a converted church and Geordie Greep in a converted bowling alley on back to back nights is two instances of ideal band, ideal setting

Liverpool’s bullshit is insurmountable

I’m a Patriots fan - so the red eye out of Phoenix after the Helmet Catch full of Giants fans on a connection flight was the nadir

bad teams week 2

I step into the time machine. the mission commander barks “Go get Hitler!” I give a noncommittal nod. moments later I am in this lobby taking quaaludes

We're going to miss the hell out of Jerry when every team is owned by a sovreign wealth fund.

A DB giving the thumbs-down celebration after a game where their secondary gave up 395 yards to an FCS team is what this is all about man

we all predict Arch Manning’s collegiate and pro career based on how he does in one game on the road against Ohio State

you won't be the biggest or have the most money but you could be the coolest

Fining Michigan is a hilarious way for Stalionsgate to end. Oh wow a chance for Michigan to point out that it's rich, how harsh. Should've also made the entire coaching staff sit through a doc on the Spanish-American War

"it's the two minute timeout, you know what that means: let's head to the MARIO CRISTOBAL WITCHING HOUR"

i have to stop looking up Ohio State AI facebook slop because i'm not sure anything will beat this

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

The guy in the Seahawks jersey with a helmet full of enormous antlers running next to Pogacar and Vingegaard is americas contribution to the Tour de France

they actually can't drop the Epstein documents because it would be too expensive to rename everything in Columbus, Ohio that's currently named after Les Wexner

some bands just make the sound of a wistful moment you have alone during an 80 dollar uber ride

The kids are not alright

Paul’s cookin’!