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Thought for the day: It never ceases to amaze me how today's techbros' vision of the future they want defaults to fully automated leopard-face-chomping neo-feudalism rather than fully automated luxury gay space communism.

The Black Dyke Band is a fine brass ensemble, but I wonder how often its members have to say, "NO, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT."

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Trent Reznor has a lake with miniature yachts. Nine Inch Sails.

Trent Reznor has very small buckets. Nine Inch Pails.

there needs to be a tick option in BlueSky settings for: "auto-block any account posting AI political Snoopy memes"

Accidentally drank too much cough syrup and spent 45 minutes trying to put my legs in alphabetical order

An amazing quote from Lindsey Graham in this Atlantic story. It really captures an essential truth about politics that too few people ever really come to terms with. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

he took entirely the wrong lesson here but this is a very important and true observation

May Nigel experience the dildo of consequences. With even less lube than it normally has.

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Russian mobile fire group training goes wrong while using a YakB-12.7 rotary machine gun originally built for Mi-24 helicopters.

On this day in 1916, the most successful female sniper, Hero of the Soviet Union Lyudmila Pavlichenko was born.

We love our bisexual disaster squid, don't we folks? 🦑📽️MBARI (www.youtube.com/watch?v=81KF...)

Satire or not, this is a bop 🔥 youtu.be/iNp16EPj1Us?...

The correct thing to do is to plunge it like you're Wile E Coyote detonating a ton of TNT in a looney tunes cartoon, actually

A Brit in the semis of Wimbledon, England still in the World Cup and Nigel Farage spending the summer arguing with a bin. Oh this happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea

It’s easy to forget after so many years of war that Zelensky was a brilliant comedian before becoming president.

Before we laugh at comedians running for office, remember who’s leading the free world rn 👇

Farmers remove a fallen Russian Shahed from their field.

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

On my way, Clacton.

I want to see Binface beat him. 😄

Textiles, extreme hand skill, and humility. You fucking love to see it. How many space bros are willing to take lessons from a Black woman who makes bras? After all, it's a proven technique for getting to space!

Now that the merkins are waking up, thanks for hosting, thanks for taking part, now go and enjoy throwing balls at each other.

I spotted this rather appropriate warning sign while on a dog walk along the West Highland Way at Rowadennan this morning. It's the work of A Sign of Humour. #glasgow #rowardennan #westhighlandway #sign #scotland #midges @westhighlandway.bsky.social

Print it out and post it on the bathroom door.

True story. I was out with a group of friends, taking a walk in the mountains above Tarzana when we saw Mike in his wizard suit, with a couple of guys and a camera. I forget who is was said, "Wait, that's really Mike" so we went to talk to him, and he told us he was making a full-length TWOS&T

Today’s entry in “read books you enjoy” - romantasy isn’t my thing, but it doesn’t need to be! But the categories this bookshop is using are excellent!

Michigan, you've got the chance to vote for the most American candidate in the 2026 race, a cowboy named Abdul el Sayed who works as a public health doc.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

To my understanding, this is an accurate summation of the state of schism:

Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Who can breed the most rectangular cow?” is a question we just stopped trying to answer, and I think that’s because we are cowards.

you see the difference between Iran and America is that in one country ultimate power lies with a cabal of robed theocrats that pays only lip service to democracy, whereas the other is in the Middle East.

Status report, "Inadvertent Laughter" dep't: Sorry, just ran across this and couldn't help myself. Because the good God prevent a guy from reading a non-gendered cookbook lest his dick fall off or something. 🤣

Scientific journal article titles from 2076: 1) Retrospective analysis of 2025–2075 infectious disease trends in the United States: continued impact of a single case of brain worm on nationwide mortality rates

Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.

A lot of media coverage of the ‘AI’ reading of the Herculaneum scrolls really fails to understand what’s happened here. There’s no language processing happening, the AI/ML is not trained on a corpus of texts or language. It can detect ink to see shapes. HUMAN EXPERTS are then transcribing the text.

She was so little back then. Now she’s big and likes to fall asleep in inconvenient places

As the meme goes: "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" ...and they deserve every millimetre of it. 🇺🇦

The end of an era - After almost a century we said goodbye this morning to our great companion of the airwaves Radio 4 198 LW. I shall miss her warmth and crackle. Here’s the final sign off at the end of #theshippingforecast before she fell silent… ❤️

The cooling system was installed by the village AC technician, Thermodynamix 😊

should i have an 8.30am ice lolly like for no repost for yes

Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”