Watched The Odyssey this weekend and realized I’m basically on my own personal odyssey trying to get back to you

This was my first soccer game ever, I get why people like that shit lol

LMAO I REPOSTED THAT AND THEN

Poor bastard’s starving

Yup. I was pleasantly surprised that his character was so pivotal in Nolan's story, despite limited screen time—& Elliot Page NAILED IT w/his performance. It SHOULDN'T be remarkable that Nolan gave a trans actor such an important role (and CN didn't fuck it up) but in this environment, it sadly is.

THE SECOND HALF HYDRATION BREAK POWERED BY THE HEAVENS' GATE KOOLAID

When are they going to invent sunglasses that are only tinted on one side somehow, so I can see fine but no one can see my eyes

Relatedly I think Chappell Roan should be allowed to kill people

Having a new crush sucks actually because what the fuck do you mean you can't just come over to my place and hang out for 2-3 weeks straight while I beam my favorite movies directly into your eyeballs

Kids need/deserve traumatic films. Films that show death or lasting consequences that aren't resolved almost instantly. Fear, anger, grief and frustration should be part of kids movies. Kids arent stupid, they feel big emotions just like adults, they deserve to see those experiences reflected back.

average voter

Me, unsure if a move I want to make is too messy and chaotic: Whoever shall I ask for advice with this. Oh I know. My three messiest, most chaotic friends

Got myself a Hyatt credit card for mature adult grown-up reasons (points towards room discounts for anime conventions)

I heard it in her voice lol

Every vampire on THE VAMPIRE LESTAT is a different type of cat.

I believe in ghosts, magic, aliens, unicorns, mermaids, Santa Claus, moth man, & the power of love

I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug

They should invent a doctor who listens when you talk

happy 4th of July

It's my birthday eve..... I'm gonna watch Tokyo Gore Police

In all the Freedom 250 hoopla, I hope we can all remember the true meaning of the Fourth of July: watching Jaws

me: it smells like doobies in our car, are you boys smoking doobies in the backseat? iggy: no mama io: i want to smoke doobies mama me: no you're much too young to smoke doobies io: (heavy sigh) alwight. doobies not for babies

gumby was always saying this

Waking up and opening Letterboxd first thing to see what the beautiful cinephiles in my phone have been up to

in many ways, the sun is the day's moon

I am once again thanking the Tumblr girlies for my life (found the tag they use for shipping the old men in Jaws)

I agree with everyone who says you don't have to hand it to the Catholic Church, on account of their many past and current crimes and prejudices, but it is good to see them shitcanning their own right-wing. Keep it up, Opus Dei is next.

she stroke on my heat til i. until i um.

The critical thing to understand about this air conditioning debate is that fossil fuel companies should be held accountable for destroying the planet.

(guy who's been trying out a new physical DPS job in Final Fantasy 14 voice) I'm really into gooning lately

This may be terrible advice, but buy yourself the damn shrimp. Buy it twice in one day if you can afford it. Not buying the shrimp isn't going to save you enough to buy a house and they're going to find another way to denigrate you regardless. And then you'll be slandered and shrimpless.

Going to a funeral themed bday party ✌️🖤

5:30am wake-up, meditation 600am home gym, cold plunge 645am shower 700am green smoothie and egg white omelette 730am vhs mixtape of cartoons getting crushed characters getting crushed by anvils and pianos 830pm chicken and beans

It’s like people didn’t understand the main lesson we were supposed to take from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Devastating: my friend's birthday party is the same night a local theater is screening Lost Boys

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

They called me A Scanner Dorkly :(

In school all the other kids treated me differently because I was rotoscoped

Watching Watership Down for the first time since I was probably like 5 and it already fucks severely

I bring a real 'being a man is morally neutral' vibe to the function that radfems and gender essentialists Do Not Like

Overcome with joy to hear my car repair is going to cost 1k because the original quote was 3k lmao

I knew it

Bestie drove MD->OH quite literally just to watch Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 on the big screen with me. There is so much love a person can receive in this life

You can drink many room temperature PBRs with your loved ones