where's that post about how baseball is the only sport that accomodates a melancholic soul

I don't know anything about Persona 2 except that I have full confidence that it's better than anything associated with 3, 4, or 5, because it has a party member who's a 24 year old alt girl whose Persona is a shibari-bound heel fetish sub (Ulala and Callisto respectively, from Eternal Punishment)

Me when I’m playing a game that requires a lot of attention but a friend posts a funny image in Discord they want me to see:

Miss who proposes to her doll, but the doll is confused, saying she isn't sure she can make the choice independently. But the doll keeps the ring anyway and years later, after thinking about what it wants for itself and who it wants to spend her nights with, it decides to go for broke 1/?

4 games this one thinks are 10/10

Made this in january but didn't post it?? Wheelymaid moment.

I really wanted to add this one but the cropping on it was DIABOLICAL and will probably STILL be diabolical lmao

my worst post of all time

is anyone else getting a weirdly high number of new followers? had like 10 in the past day, several of them had the exact same style of ai generated avatar

*boots up a yakuza game* no true scotsman argument *immediately closes it again*

a plushie is a friend you charge by dreaming, clutched tight enough that both drool and aimless fantasies seep through its soft surface. treat it to enough of both, and you might find that the feelings entrusted to that treasured fluff parcel have hatched, and now thrive.

10 video games to get to know this one - The Missing: JJ Macfield and the Island of Memories - Umurangi Generation - Halo Reach - BOSSGAME: The Final Boss is my Heart - Control - Destiny 2 - Star Wars: Republic Commando - Ghost Trick - Superliminal - Signalis

"If you die on the job, you die in real life" -Mark Severance

Maker doll, doll who is a machinist. Made by its Miss to perfectly replicate Her work. It's calipers, micrometers, and tooling all perfectly constructed, as its Miss taught it to. Like the first rabbi to create a golem, a work of the one who creates life creating life in turn.

this reminds me of when radio shack’s business was falling off a cliff and they wanted us to try to sign up everybody who walked through the door for a credit card. not even a store card either, just a regular credit card

This far and away the funniest thing @jonbois.bsky.social has ever done

Shout out to these two guards outside the Ace Attorney courtroom for witnessing some of the most incredible, blatant collusion between defense and prosecution, on the regular no less, and keeping their fuckin' mouths shut about it. The real heroes of the series

first and only pedicure

bird in cage (iceberg youtube video) bird in native habitat (really long cohost post) (habitat since destroyed and replaced with a parking lot)

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Wes Anderson movies all look the same but no one else's movies look like his, and I think that's the ideal thing to find in a filmmaker.

angel moment

this is as close as the modern person gets to the feeling of opening a treasure chest

(The crowd at the wrestling arena cheers wildly) (The big screen above the ring shows me walking to the arena in the back corridors) (The crowd continues cheering but I'm walking for a surprisingly long time now) (I'm still walking) (The cheers begin to quiet as it becomes clear that I'm lost

To all those dorks that said "violence never fixes anything!" I would like to offer a counter-argument:

There is apparently an unfinished cut of the Minecraft movie without any of the effects rendered going around and I think I know how I’m gonna be watching the movie

Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons theonion.com/concern...

incredible website lmfao

My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo

For April Fool the local government for the town next door posted "there's COWS in the Walmart!!" with this incredibly low effort graphic and it honestly rules. When everyone else is doing AI junk images they're keeping it real here.

predictions for nintendo direct tomorrow: -hi it’s me, mr miyamoto -mario paint 2 to take advantage of switch 2 mouse mode -regi is BACK -we have wrung sakurai out like an old gym rag to make a new kid icarus -cubivore 2 -mario is about a foot taller now -gritty ice climbers reboot

i'm tall & clocky & I hate the United States government

did yall know this one made an rpg and its pretty good? and you can check it out and download it and play it and stuff? localized-anomaly.itch.io/peep-the-hor...

Baseball opening day is upon us, time for an all timer.

Since making friends with almost exclusively Australians and Queers, I haven't heard "Cunt" used in a negative context in years.