Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Got some use out of this, if you know you know.

i cant believe that there are still people following bran who havent played the free prologue for of the devil. after all that art. still? how.

POTATO SALAD IS SCIENTIFICALLY THE WORST WAY TO EAT A POTATO. YOU COULD HAVE HAD FRENCH FRIES, BUT NO YOU THOUGHT, OH I'LL MAKE THE UTTERLY WORST VERSION OF A LOADED BAKED POTATO WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER DISCOVERED AND YOU DEFILED IT

When the Shabbos Goy shows up "how do you do, fellow Yids?"

"Trans people are joking about it" Yeah. Trans people are allowed to joke about shit. We're living through a fucking horror show, and we make jokes to keep from losing hope. Also, our jokes are funny.

I have a piece in the NYT today arguing that the law should permit victims of ICE abuse to sue not just individual officers, but supervisors and policymakers like Stephen Miller and Gregory Bovino. A Democratic president and Congress could do this in 2029. And they could make it retroactive.

cw // blood right where she belongs. #furryart #bunnygirl

Police shoult not have qualified immunity, police departments should be thoroughly reviewed, vetted and purged, police training should be drastically overhauled, and any laws that apply to civilians should apply to police. This isn't radical, its the bare minimum of reform. Its that or abolition.

black ppl been saying this forever but nobody fucking listens to us ofc.

Talking dog passes Harkness Test, white women everywhere rejoice

so Graham Platner crashed out, Lindsey Graham died, I can only hope that Graham Linehan is feeling a little peaky.

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis

🎙️🎙️PAID VOICE ACTING GIG ALERT 🚨🚨 I need voice actors for comic dubs & future animations!! There’s not really a time limit on this, but I’ll probably check everything everyone sent in like 2-3 days from now after I finish making some crazy whacky images for my p-site

I hate waking up at 4 AM for this flight

I give this mf three weeks tops before he starts doing the right-wing talk show circuit and we see the kinds of 5D pretzel twists by his fans that have heretofore been purely hypothetical thought experiments by the world's most demented scientists

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

Hello Bluesky, my cat, Muffin, says hi

Birthright citizenship is going to be the new Roe v Wade in the sense that Democrats need to win more elections than they lose in perpetuity to protect it, because Republicans are not making the mistake of appointing another Justice who will uphold it, ever

ive put dogs in robots before and they never stop sonic, so i thought i would try putting dog girls in robots but wow they were way too into that

for @gestbirl.bsky.social

women increasingly evolving bisexuality in the wild as protective camouflage against predators

Me dying and going to heaven and realizing "damn, Rhodesians really must never die cuz there ain't none up here!"

Trans healthcare saves and positively changes lives, but Nyri’s faced multiple setbacks in funding her top surgery. If you’d like to do a great woman an incredible solid this Pride Month, please help my friend out. I love and believe in her.

Everyone has lost their minds. Mamdani's record in office is that of an ambitious center-left pragmatist yet the entire media is still casting him as a dangerous ideologue.

It's Juneteenth. Post your favorite Black fictional character.

I need this now

The problem with having one account for everything is sometimes I'll post the most insane kinky fantasy and flashbang my relatively normal followers with it

Next time you think of platforming Tucker Carlson and his gang because it feels good — I hope you’ll remember the monsters he works for.

Look at my wife stealing my bits

Women would rather do ecoterrorism than go to therapy

how I'm entering the group chat

Love your fellow monsters. They alone understand what you struggle through, and every second spent appreciating each other’s presence makes the world seem a little brighter. 💕

feeling strangely wistful, thinking about being a tool, a weapon? Yes, it IS liberating, it is concise divine clarity for a greater purpose. but it can be so, so lonely. who can understand someone like me? a “person”, trying and failing time and time again to show their personhood.

Also the world's first trillionaire directly responsible for the deaths of potentially millions around the world due to the illegal destruction of USAID

The myth of "Zimbabwean white genocide" needs to fucking die. The whites Mugabe targeted were limited to those who had been pro-Apartheid, and blacks who opposed ZANU, mainly ZAPU supporters, were targeted in both greater number and with greater brutality.

Elon Musk is an unabashed White Supremacist, and I'd posit that softening his politics with euphemisms is just lying. I don't think it's reasonable for our 401(k)s to force us to subsidize his business.

Elon Musk is unambiguously calling for a violent race war. This is far from unprecedented. The Rwandan Genocide was stoked and enabled by Felicien Kabuga, the wealthy owner of the RTLM radio station that helped coordinate the genocide and used euphemisms like "go to work" to signal attacks.

RANKED COMPETITIVE BUTCH GROWTH.

I desperately need to find a pain sub who can take what I dish out. Whether it be my bites or my impact or my plans for the future, i need someone with either a very high pain tolerance or who's willing to ignore her body screaming at her for mercy.

repost if you agree: women

Any idea where i could get an impact cane made out of something absorbent like reed? I have an idea to soak one in distilled saltwater to both add weight and make it burn if breaking skin.

The Punisher sticker we've needed all along

Its funny how a lotta transfems talk about hos transitioning mzde them more interested in men, because for me it's had the exact opposite effect. Pre-transition i identified as bisexual, and each year i continue in my transition i find myself becoming even more of a lesbian.

We live in Illinois & can't find a doctor to prescribe HRT/blockers for our trans son because the only clinic in the area had doctors who also worked at the local Catholic Hospital, which threatened to fire them if they continued to treat trans kids. This is in a supposedly safe, progressive, state.

Religion has zero place in healthcare. Religious organisations should not be able to object to abortion, transition, vaccination, or any other form of medicine they may choose to have an issue with tomorrow. Enough of this nonsense.

Many people will shout, "No one is seriously suggesting that young people be put on hormones!" and to be perfectly, 100% clear, trans people are seriously suggesting that. Trans people of all ages would prefer if young trans people had access to HRT instead of the compromise of puberty blockers.

I think it's bad that so few media sources seem able to criticize Israel for its real war crimes and apartheid without falling into antisemitic conspiracism. The belief the USS Liberty attack was deliberate is a neo-Nazi conspiracy. Israel, for all its many faults, had no reason to attack the US.