this is actually the correct response whenever someone tries to read you synthetic text

What a functioning country looks like

Saying this but to a computer

The height of comedy, two middle-aged men laughing at the abstract notion of how mean a robot could be to a person

not scientific but i think there is a relationship between happiness and turning off push notifications

selling this thing as an AI kitchen assistant

one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

“You just can’t call something war to give yourself war powers.” #LestWeForgetTheHorrors buff.ly/v076DKF

I want full investigations and criminal prosecutions when this is over. None of these people get to go home and disappear.

Someone with terminal Fox News brain fuming about imaginary communists and then doing a 180 the second they meet someone in real life is honestly the perfect encapsulation of the last ten years of American politics

Shot + chaser

don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time

infinite money glitch

Thanks to his new Tesla pay package, Elon Musk could stand to make $3 billion more per year than all 1.4 million elementary school teachers in the U.S. combined. Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

Won't someone think of the real victims, men who are attracted to teenagers

what if we tried giving 100 homeless people a gun

You do not hate these people enough

my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner

i'm on the grindset mentality. losers ask "what are you up to." winners ask "what are you up three"

fam we are gonna win but things might get even uglier first

is that good

we must abolish ICE

hiring a graphic designer would be too woke I guess

Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.

"adversarial poetry" technology is so fucking stupid now. hacking into the mainframe like DnD bard

does the insurance pay for the job or does the job pay for the insurance

Checking in on MechaHitler

have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad? ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...

when i say ai is part of the authoritarian project, plain and simple, this is what i mean

It's funny how all the jobs the department of education is suddenly keen to reclassify are all mandated reporters for child abuse. It's like this administration is doing anything it can to actively hurt children at home and abroad.

guy who gets really mad and uploads a blank image and tells you to read the alt text cuz he couldn't fit his response in only 300 characters

at a certain point there has to be some recognition that it's probably impossible to actually sanitize the output of the plagiarism regurgitation machine when it takes in literally any input. of course i think we'll put $50 trillion more dollars in it tomorrow, but hey it's the thought that counts!

at one of my people’s holiest shrines: the caked up Lego Chewbacca statue

Now THIS???? is a white man! this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!

This is so embarrassing and bad

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account

i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer

A while back I went back to look for Bill Maher's first Carson appearance because I figured he had to be a Leno type where people were like "no dude early on he was electric" and nope. Middling at best, already pausing to let audiences who aren't laughing know "hey so that was the punchline"

are we getting a lizza drop every night or what

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“Your parents are so cool and quick-witted. I guess what people say is true—it’s impossible to make fun of elder millennials.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...

LLMs destroy context. You used to be able to tell a crank website from a good source partly by its style. But now we have a tool that puts careful research, incoherent garbage, and intentional shitposting through a kind of grammatical instagram filter, presenting them all with the same credibility